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How to get rid of rodents
« on: August 09, 2012, 12:06:46 AM »
Nintendoworldreport Forum,where we can know about nintendoworldreport's fun.Every body can know different information of nintendoworldreport.I want to more talk about on They are not the best of house visitors. How to get rid of rodents of house? They can quickly create their way into your house; it’s the eliminating aspect that can be quite challenging. They are known to get into lofts, cellars, grass, and backyards. The primary purpose for their invasive invasions is due to attractants such as meals, rubbish, and mess from both within and outside of houses.
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Re: How to get rid of rodents
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2012, 12:32:29 AM »
So how do I get rid of rodents?

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Re: How to get rid of rodents
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2012, 01:12:16 AM »
You have to set poop taco traps, obviously.
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Re: How to get rid of rodents
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2012, 01:44:37 AM »
quit lobbying for copyright extensions all the time :brony

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Re: How to get rid of rodents
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2012, 10:07:57 AM »
Were ridofrodents, and ridofrodents1-8 already taken?
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Re: How to get rid of rodents
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2012, 10:55:04 AM »
Nintendoworldreport Forum,where we can know about nintendoworldreport's fun.Every body can know different information of nintendoworldreport.I want to more talk about on They are not the best of house visitors. How to get rid of rodents of house? They can quickly create their way into your house; it’s the eliminating aspect that can be quite challenging. They are known to get into lofts, cellars, grass, and backyards. The primary purpose for their invasive invasions is due to attractants such as meals, rubbish, and mess from both within and outside of houses.


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Re: How to get rid of rodents
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2012, 11:53:51 AM »
I really do love his thesis though. To sum up, these are the Nintendo World Report Forums where we can experience the true fun of Nintendo World Report. However, anyone and their dog can know and talk about the various bits of information Nintendo World Report has posted or made regarding video game topics. So, screw that. Let's get these forums discussing what really matters. How to get rid of rodents.

Now, to a layman, this may seem like he is just talking about a real-life rodent in a physical house. But he's actually using rodents in a figurative sense to illustrate the pests found on these forums or the "house" in his analogy. So, for many forum users, they would classify such pests as Ian Sane or Chozo Ghost or Crimm. Personally, I don't think anyone here is a pest except Spak-Spang because I'm an open-minded kind of guy. Anyways, using the metaphor of a rodent getting into a house, it demonstrates how it is easy for a pest to get on these forums but getting rid of them is the very challenging part. Not content to stay low and in one small section of the forum, they instead pollute the whole place, high and low with their prescence. And why do they do this? For reasons both on and off of the forums. They like to annoy people, they are upset that other people are happy and they are not, they like to revel in pointing out failures and make themselves look better. Just an all around brilliant analysis.

Unfortunately, while highlighting such similarities, the post lacks the reason for its existance. It doesn't tell us how to get rid of the rodents. What is the comparable mousetrap we can use against the rodents on the forums? Because of such an oversight, I cannot give this post top marks and therefore rate it a C out of 5.
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Re: How to get rid of rodents
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2012, 01:39:24 PM »
But wait, there's more!

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Re: How to get rid of rodents
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2012, 09:07:05 PM »
I once got rid of a rodent.
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Re: How to get rid of rodents
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2012, 06:53:53 AM »
Only once?

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Re: How to get rid of rodents
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2012, 11:31:06 AM »
This topic of how to get rid of rodents would have been useful to BnM a few months ago when he had a Gopher problem.

BnM, if you are reading this, how did that gopher thing turn out? You didn't kill him, did you?
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Re: How to get rid of rodents
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2012, 12:54:03 PM »
oh so thats why i had that dream,

 I had a dream there were 50 rodents in the house and I had to lead them out.
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Re: How to get rid of rodents
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2012, 01:56:40 PM »
I drowned a mouse once that got stuck on mouse trap paper.  It was squealing and wriggling around trying to get off the paper.  It actually ripped some skin off and was bleeding from the wound.  I watched it for about ten minutes before deciding to actually put it under the water.  Quite fascinating really.  It's not as awesome as watching paint dry or grass grow though.

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Re: How to get rid of rodents
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2012, 08:01:30 PM »
Wow, you're a future serial killer.
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Re: How to get rid of rodents
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2012, 09:45:19 PM »
...yeah we're going to lock this now... yeah
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