The Funhouse used to be great, with all us important regular forum users exchanging sophisticated witticisms and having a good time. Then ShyGuy had to go ruin things by bringing in all these common folk from the slums of the Talkback forums.
If I'm not mistaken, the whole point of the Funhouse was to show how much better we are than everyone else on the site like the talkback dwellers and the staff. Now it's all ruined because of all these peasants.
I propose we build a new Funhouse, even greater than the old one, where we elites can be free to exclude those who don't deserve the privilege.
I don't know how much thicker I could be laying this on, so if you don't get that this is a joke there may be something wrong with your sarcasm receptors.