"Since I don't have an Xbox 360, I cannot furiously masterbate to the sexy DoAX girls."
Tecmo, hearing the pitiful cry from its niche masterbatory fanbase, it releasing Dead or Alive: Paradise at the end of this month for the PSP. It will include a feature not seen in DoAX or DoAX2: the ability to take photographs of the girls.
The ESRB has called the game "creepy" and "perverted."
I call it heaven.