Topic: Sega: It's not game over for mature Wii titles

[KDR_11k]

An annoying part is when they litter areas with those ghost mines that you have to clean up one by one with the ASE.

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

They are similarly annoying like those parts in Umbrella Chronicles where I have to stop and slash leeches on my screen.

[Pandareus]

Goddamn it, Sega, I don't want your "mature" titles, just give me Panzer Dragoon or Jet Set Radio on the Wii!

[Chozo Ghost]

The only games that sell on Wii are "Carnival" games, so Sega needs to couple that Non-game carnival fun with a game that is gorey and bloody.

They can call it "Carnival Carnage" or "Carnage at the Carnival" and would feature such non-games as chainsaw juggling and knocking people into a tank full of piranhas and have some escaped mental patients dressed up as clowns with butcher knives stalking you at every turn.

Non-game + Mature = $$$$

[BlackNMild2k1]

The only games that sell on Wii are "Carnival" games, so Sega needs to couple that Non-game carnival fun with a game that is gorey and bloody.

They can call it "Carnival Carnage" or "Carnage at the Carnival" and would feature such non-games as chainsaw juggling and knocking people into a tank full of piranhas and have some escaped mental patients dressed up as clowns with butcher knives stalking you at every turn.

Non-game + Mature = $$$$

Sounds like a million seller

Carnival Carnage: Freak Show FrenZ


(see what I did there )

[KDR_11k]

Arkham Asylum?