Crimm: "I lost my arm trying to save the family pet from bandits. I failed and the bandits have cooked and eaten the family pet."
Listeners: "Yes, yes, but what about the podcast? Greg is dreamy."
Crimm: "This episode's production has cost me a place to live, but I have uploaded the mp3 from the public library. Excuse me when I go sleep in a cardboard box."
Listeners: "This episode sucks, especially Crimm. Next week better not be late!"