Topic: Worst plan ever...

[UncleBob]

A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, federal authorities said Tuesday.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iP1RA_f-7NiyXmAZJHLAXpdHL83AD90C1BG00

[Smash_Brother]

At least they didn't try to pin it on videogames...

[NWR_insanolord]

Having the main character go to heaven and kill Jesus after they die sounds like something Rockstar would put in a game in order to generate controversy.

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

BAN HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP

[vudu]

Having the main character go to heaven and kill Jesus after they die sounds like something Rockstar would put in a game in order to generate controversy.

Isn't this the plot of the forthcoming God of War III?

EDIT:  If he blows up his high school, is he really going to go to Heaven?  That plan makes no sense.

[Shift Key]

EDIT:  If he blows up his high school, is he really going to go to Heaven?  That plan makes no sense.

Some religions believe martyrdom and/or killling unbelievers earns passage to Heaven. Your milage may vary.

But yes, the plan itself is really stupid.

[that Baby guy]

I've heard about that one.  After you kill Jesus, you're forced into "New Game +" and everything is back the way it started, but it's much harder.

[UncleBob]

EDIT:  If he blows up his high school, is he really going to go to Heaven?  That plan makes no sense.

It doesn't stop there... Let's say, for whatever reason, you can blow up your high school and still get into Heaven...  Do you really think God is going to let you in if you have plans to kill his son?

Let's say, for some reason, God does let you in - he's friggin' Jesus.  Jesus in Heaven.  I don't think you can kill him.

Now, let's say you blow up your school and want to kill Jesus - and God doesn't mind either one and lets you in.  Then, let's say you do actually manage, somehow, to kill Jesus... again, he's friggin' Jesus.  I think he can just come back from the dead... that's like his super-power or something.

And thus the title of "Worst plan ever"

[Bill Aurion]

When you are mentally unstable, the idea and range of "logic" is completely subjective... =)

[blackfootsteps]

EDIT:  If he blows up his high school, is he really going to go to Heaven?  That plan makes no sense.

It doesn't stop there... Let's say, for whatever reason, you can blow up your high school and still get into Heaven...  Do you really think God is going to let you in if you have plans to kill his son?

Let's say, for some reason, God does let you in - he's friggin' Jesus.  Jesus in Heaven.  I don't think you can kill him.

Now, let's say you blow up your school and want to kill Jesus - and God doesn't mind either one and lets you in.  Then, let's say you do actually manage, somehow, to kill Jesus... again, he's friggin' Jesus.  I think he can just come back from the dead... that's like his super-power or something.

And thus the title of "Worst plan ever"

Can of worms has been opened!

[vudu]

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it?

[Smash_Brother]

I hear Jesus drops epix.

[EasyCure]

EDIT:  If he blows up his high school, is he really going to go to Heaven?  That plan makes no sense.

It doesn't stop there... Let's say, for whatever reason, you can blow up your high school and still get into Heaven...  Do you really think God is going to let you in if you have plans to kill his son?

Let's say, for some reason, God does let you in - he's friggin' Jesus.  Jesus in Heaven.  I don't think you can kill him.

Now, let's say you blow up your school and want to kill Jesus - and God doesn't mind either one and lets you in.  Then, let's say you do actually manage, somehow, to kill Jesus... again, he's friggin' Jesus.  I think he can just come back from the dead... that's like his super-power or something.

And thus the title of "Worst plan ever"

coming from the man that thinks being molested by the Pope would be cool, mind you.

[UncleBob]

I didn't say being molested by the Pope would be cool, but that it would give you a good story to tell people...

[nickmitch]

Yeah, a story being told with your index finger, a small doll and a lawyer asking you questions whose answers involve your pee-pee.

[EasyCure]

damn i wish i had a picture from THAT scene in south park.. maaan