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Third Party Take Over
« on: January 01, 2008, 05:40:30 AM »
If I could take over a third party I would take over Sega, I would immediately cancel all Sega's upcoming games and put them on a probationary period. I will then decide one by one if they are fit to come out or if they will suck.

I would then make a new sonic game, with the gameplay of nights.

Also, I would make a shenmue game. Which would be the focus of the company.

Shinobi would become a ds exclusive

I would add something to the Virtual Fighter series to spice it up.



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RE: Third Party Take Over
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2008, 05:44:03 AM »
I would take over Atari and drag them kicking and screaming out of the mud pit they dug for themselves.  

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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2008, 06:15:08 AM »
I would take over Capcom.  

I would immediately take all the real creative teams and join them into one team, and green light and approval all their ideas as long as they design the games for DS or Wii.  I would give each project above average development time, so that they will come out perfect.

Then I would take the rest of the employees and have them develop for Xbox 360 all the typical "Americanized" Action games they design.  Then have all those games ported to the PS3 by a company we hire to do a quick and dirty port of the game...and it come out a few months after the Xbox 360 version.

I would also entire all versions of Mega Man except the classic Mega Man, and set to motion a new 2D Mega Man game which takes the Mega Man franchise and fuses it with Contra 3 game like action and game play.  Mega Man would be able to shoot diagonal, Shoot his normal blaster and his Special weapon without having to switch back and forth.  Finally his other Arm will be able to do cool stuff like turn into a useful items (which he collects in the levels mid-bosses) to finish the level.    

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RE:Third Party Take Over
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2008, 07:40:18 AM »
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I would take over Atari and drag them kicking and screaming out of the mud pit they dug for themselves.


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I'd take over THQ and close them.
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RE: Third Party Take Over
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2008, 07:42:28 AM »
if i were atari I would change my name back to infogrames and watch as the cash flow returns
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RE: Third Party Take Over
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2008, 09:08:37 AM »
I too would take over Sega.  But I'd release the Dreamcast 2 because we need another console in this next gen war.  shits and giggles
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RE: Third Party Take Over
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2008, 09:10:55 AM »
Infogrames does own Atari by the way, where do you think their cash comes from, they would have been dead by now.  

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RE: Third Party Take Over
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2008, 09:16:18 AM »
I would, too, takeover Capcom. However, I would leave it mostly the same only VJ3 would be in the works and all the MMBN (or star force or whatever) games would release as just one game and not two.
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RE: Third Party Take Over
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2008, 10:53:15 AM »
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RE:Third Party Take Over
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2008, 01:59:00 PM »
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I too would take over Sega.  But I'd release the Dreamcast 2 because we need another console in this next gen war.  shits and giggles


You should release a console not designed for curent gen play (think 2D console in the 3D era) and then release 6 costly add-ons.
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RE:Third Party Take Over
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2008, 03:32:15 PM »
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Infogrames does own Atari by the way, where do you think their cash comes from, they would have been dead by now.


Infogrames at the beginning of the decade was a rising powerhouse of video game goodness, after they changed their name their fortunes changed. The Atari name is CURSED!!!  

and Shining Force! I would rise Shining Force to the proportions of Final Fantasy's 1997-2001 hype!
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RE: Third Party Take Over
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2008, 02:05:15 AM »
I would resurrect Metro 3D and make the online-enabled Armada 2 that I was promised.
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RE: Third Party Take Over
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2008, 02:50:46 AM »
I would take over Konami and make them a Nintendo exclusive developer and publisher just because they are so stupid and stubborn, and they really need to be humiliated and humbled because they just don't get it.  
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RE: Third Party Take Over
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2008, 08:52:31 AM »
I would become Konami, Sega, and Capcom and first start by going exclusive, and then selling the rights to all of our games, and then being bought by Nintendo.
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