The other night I remembered that you can assign different quotes to each of the character's three taunts and figured it would make for some devilish fun and the extreme annoyance of others.
In this thread I will write quotes that would make funny/annoying taunts for the characters in Brawl. You can write in your own. Remember the quote must fit the character somehow.
NOTE: Some of these are meant to annoy and to make people groan and some might be too long to implement on three spaces.
Here we go!
Mario:
"If you need help on how to play Brawl check out the enclosed instruction book!"
"GLUG GLUG GLUG!"
"Its a rock, Luigi, you didn't make it!"
"Look! There's a lotsa coins everywhere! I'M A RICH!"
"He's marinating in his own ragu!"
Link:
"WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS!!!" (Too, too obvious!)
"Gee, it sure is boring around here!"
"I WON!"
"I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!"
"How about a kiss, for luck!"
"But its my first time! In more ways than one!"
"Then I will save you, my princess!"
"At least YOU get something!"
Luigi:
"Its Mama Luigi to you!"
"Lots of spaghetti!"
Pokemon trainer:
*This one is exclusively for Squirtle
"Squitl..WHAT THE F*CK AM I SAYING"
"THIS SH*T MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!"
"For the love of f*ck kids, go read a book or something!"
"Screw the rules I have money!"
Zelda:
"I truly appreciate it...truly"
"I only have 8 ruppees, take it for your time"
Donkey Kong:
"BANANA SLAMMA!"
"Remove those funny green papers from your parent's pants and wallets and send them to me!"
"What are you going to get? A post card from Puerto Rico!"
Diddy Kong:
"Monkey Muscle!"
"TATTATATA! MONKEY POWER!"
Wario:
"Have a rotten day! I hate you!"
Bowser:
"What am I, blind? Shut up!"
"Look son there's something I need to tell you..."
"Pesky plumbers!"
"Not into the pit, it burns!"
Ganondorf:
"You dare bring light into my lair?"
"YOU MUST DIE!"
"Curse you sages! Curse you, Zelda!"
This is what I have for now. Some of these are VERY obscure references to old show (especially the Donkey Kong ones!). Try to guess where they are from!
Topic: Good/Funny taunt quotes for characters (Read 22211 times)
