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Originally posted by: Kairon
The day you're confident in the Wii, Ian Sane, is the day Nintendo will have staged a hostile takeover of the world.
You're making this
way too easy for Ian.
Ian wants the Wii to grow its own race of people after someone touches it and static electricity energizes some Coke that got spilled on it. Then those people will rise up, their civilization evolving faster than humanity could ever understand. Why, after a heart breakfast of waffles, they would have already reached the Renaissance, complete with Lutherans nailing a list of grievances to the church.
Then they will take to the skies with their space ships, fly to Mars, and colonize it decades before we could ever hope to do so. And then, in their greatest moment of triumph, they will make their own Wii systems, miniature but complete, and play Wii Tennis in a low-gravity scenario as they live peacefully upon the red planet.
So that when the headline ultimately comes that the Wii has colonized Mars, Ian will finally be able to rest upon his laurels that the system has succeeded in at least
something.