Class DrunkenInternet{
public static void main(string args[])
//This program should be run anytime anyone uses the internet. It allows them to make nine stupid comments, then kills the
//user on event of a tenth stupid comment. It is probably riddled with errors, as simple as the coding may be.
//I only had an introduction to Java course, and that was nearly a year ago. If someone wants to make it work,
//go ahead, whatever, it doesn't matter. Have fun!
{
for( int IQ = 10; IQ > 0; IQ--){
if (stupidComment){
System.out.println("Obviously, you are too dumb for the internet. You lose one IQ point. You have " + IQ + "point(s) remaining. Please be smarter");}
else{
System.out.println("Congratulations! You show some signs of intelligence. You may live for now.");}
}
System.out.println("You fail the internets. Die.")
}}