Author Topic: Weekly Hot Pockets: Week One, Meatball with Cheese (Read 5673 times)

that Baby guy · « **on:** June 05, 2007, 01:25:40 PM »

This is the weekly discussion about Hot Pockets. Each week, we'll have a different type of Hot Pocket for you to discuss. This week's Hot Pocket is Meatball with Cheese. There are no prizes, but I expect the pastry nazis at Pietriots may have the upper hand in these discussions, based on their proximity to food-related topics and names.

Fukui-san!

Patchkid15 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:27:06 PM »

great idea

Smoke39 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:08:42 PM »

I've never eaten any Hot Pockets. They're probably stupid. Especially meatball with cheese. What kind of a ridiculous combination is that?

that Baby guy · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:18:50 PM »

It's like a tasty, quick meatball sub. Yum!

Smoke39 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:31:38 PM »

Meatball sub? How do you even fit those things in your mouth? Large ball of meat plus large bread equals too large for mouth. Unless you can unhinge your jaw. Can you do that? Will you teach me?

that Baby guy · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:49:11 PM »

Nope, I can't unhinge my jaw. I just have to bite into the meatball in the sub to eat those. They're still tasty.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:03:44 PM »

Tasty and impractical. Worst idea ever.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:16:40 PM »

You just secretly hate me and love cake. Your opinion is invalidated.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #8 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:47:44 PM »

Obligatory Jim Gaffigan link

Smoke39 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2007, 07:06:10 PM »

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You just secretly hate me and love cake. Your opinion is invalidated.

NO. I just don't like food that I can't fit in my mouth. Because it's impractical. Meatballhead. o:<

that Baby guy · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2007, 07:12:31 PM »

I have to recommend the Meatball Hot Pockets for everyone and Kairon. That includes Smoke39, since these have a similar taste to meatball subs, but the meatballs are small enough to fit in your mouth, so it isn't impractical. I also don't like Jim Gaffigan. I don't think he's funny. In fact, I passed up a chance to see him during Homecoming. I heard he showed up both late and drunk. Interesting stuffs.

Zach · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:08:08 PM »

Aww man, now Im hungry. Thanks alot ThatGuy

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large ball of meat equals too large for mouth

*snort* sorry, its 3am

Smoke39 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:12:02 PM »

I can't accept your recommendation, meatballhead, because some commedian says that Hot Pockets cause diarrhea. Diarrhea-causing food is impractical.

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large ball of meat equals too large for mouth
*snort* sorry, its 3am

Anyone with testes that large might want to see a doctor.

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #13 on:** June 06, 2007, 03:45:38 AM »

I used to like Hot Pockets, although the meatball one wasn't one I liked very much. Then somehow my tastes changed, and I started to find them all way too salty, so I haven't eaten one in a long time. From what I remember, though, the meatball ones weren't anywhere near as spicy as I think meatballs should be. If steam doesn't shoot out your ears and make you say "That's-a one-a spicy meatball-a," then it isn't spicy enough. Besides, meatballs are best served with spaghetti, not in a sandwich. That's a scientifically proven fact. You can't argue with science.

On the plus side, the meatball Hot Pockets didn't feature an oily sauce that could scar the inside of your mouth with burns no matter how long you let it sit to cool, unlike certain other Hot Pockets.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 06, 2007, 06:54:38 AM »

Smoke, and I thought you would eat just about anything....

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"Blow Job Revenge"? Semen has a pretty mild flavor. Though I suppose that probably varies for different people.

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I've heard that drinking pineapple juice is a good way to improve the flavor of one's semen.

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I'd try it on myself as an experiment, but my curiosity is insufficient to motivate me to buy pineapple juice.

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Of course your curiosity is insufficient for THAT portion of the experiment only.

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Of course. One should not be afraid to explore one's own body.

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Whaaat? It's like drinking sea water. Only less salty. And with sperm instead of, like, krill and whatever other tiny organisms are in sea water. And without the gallons of whale ejaculate. And fish excrement. And...
Why do people SWIM in that stuff?

I couldn't imagine that a Hot Pocket would be where you would draw the line.

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 06, 2007, 07:32:58 AM »

Good ****ing GAWD.

WHY IS THAT ON THIS FORUM?!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 06, 2007, 07:55:27 AM »

hehehe

I just ran across it in the middle of the Joke Thread. That conversation took place after a joke labeled "The New Drink".

that Baby guy · « **Reply #17 on:** June 06, 2007, 08:23:23 AM »

Great stuff, BNM, great stuff. Further proof the kid just hates me and secretly loves cakes (and himself, apparently...)

ShyGuy · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2007, 02:06:40 PM »

When I was three I occasionally picked my boogers and ate them.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2007, 04:23:31 PM »

I do not love cake!

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #20 on:** June 07, 2007, 04:39:24 AM »

I used to love the Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pockets, but the did something to them years back and know they don't taste good anymore. I love the Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets. The problem is they taste so good is that I can't just stop at one, I have to eat several... and that's just not good healthy eating.

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