Topic: My masterpiece: Family playing the PS3

[NWR_pap64]

During a discussion about the PS3 launch in Europe that I frequent to someone posted a comment by a sales rep stating that the PS3 was selling so well that families of 4 were buying one for each member of the family. One poster commented that he wanted to see a pic of the family with their PS3s and 3 individual TVs.

So my imagination starting working and this is what came out...



Might as well explain it (as if it didn't explain itself).

Of course, everyone is THRILLED by the PS3. The father's wig has flipped out and he is getting massive bloodshot eyes (due to the EXTREME!). His PS3, meanwhile, is sucking his money (and other personal belongings), away. But he doesn't care. It's all WORTH IT!

The mother (the one with the brown hair), is impressed. So much, in fact that her hair is being blown away...along with her top/bra.

The little girl (pig tails) is witnessing the wonders of HD Graphics. She is watching an extreme close up of a character's skin. The details are so amazing she can even see the small balls of puss forming around the blemish in the screen! NEXT GEN FTW!

The boy likes his PS3 so much that he shaved "I heart PS3" on his skull, while he witness the wonders of 4D gaming!

And finally, the dog is calm because he's about to set it up.

The family's so wealthy that they can afford FLOATING HD TV sets (hence the rings underneath the TVs).

And that's my masterpiece in a nutshell.

I'll be putting up the prints for sale at Deviant art soon.  

[Smash_Brother]

One of those screens needs a giant enemy crab on it.

[nitsu niflheim]

massive crab, yeah!!

[vudu]

What are the lines under the son?  Did the 4D cause him to break wind?

[Blue Plant]

Is that Bubbles looking at a giant nipple?!

[oohhboy]

It looks more like that the PS3 is trying to assimilate the dog's biological uniqueness.

[NWR_pap64]

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Originally posted by: vudu
What are the lines under the son?  Did the 4D cause him to break wind?

Actually, he's supposed to be jumping for joy. But that works WAY better!

"4D gaming! May cause loss of bowel control"

[Smash_Brother]

That's funny. Olestra did that and Frito Lay didn't try to spin it off as a good thing...

[NWR_pap64]

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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
That's funny. Olestra did that and Frito Lay didn't try to spin it off as a good thing...

Was that aimed at me or someone else?

And what are you talking about exactly.

[UncleBob]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra#Side_effects

Second paragraph...

[couchmonkey]

If I knew the PS3 came with an elephant trunk inside, I might consider it worth the $600.

[Smash_Brother]

That's the elephant trunk of microtransactions, ala @Home.

See how it's emptying the father's pocket?

[that Baby guy]

That picture is future tech.  I can't even comprehend how many years it'll be until that much raw computing power will be in the same room at the same time.  Imagine how many times that family alone has already cured cancer with that folding@home thing!