Topic: The Twelve Days of Christmas: NWR fanboy style!

[NWR_pap64]

Tis the season, folks!

In order to further capitalize on the season I decided to create a game. You guys knows the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas", right? The one with a pear tree, some people dancing and birds calling that repeats over and over again? Well, its tradition to change the lyrics to humorous effect, like the famous "The Twelve Days of Starcraft".

So here's the deal, I'll change the first verse of the song. I'll replace the item with the name of a random NWR forum member or a staff member. Once I do the next member that posts on the thread must change the next part of the song. Once all twelve verses are done I'll arrange them to form...

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: NWR FANBOY STYLE!

If you don't remember the original lyrics here they are.

LET'S GET THIS TRAIN WRECK A ROLLING!

On the first day of Christmas NWR gave to me...
A Kairon on a third party three!

[Smash_Brother]

Ok, sure...

On the second day of Christmas NWR gave to me...
Two gripes from SB!  

[bustin98]

On the third day of Christmas NWR gave to me

Three bans from Crimm
Two gripes from SB
And a Kairon in a third party tree  

[Kairon]

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Originally posted by: bustin98
On the third day of Christmas NWR gave to me

Three GP smacks to the head
Two gripes from SB
And a Kairon in a third party tree

You should save Golden Phoenix for the "five"...

[bustin98]

How's that?

[NWR_pap64]

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Originally posted by: bustin98
How's that?

Like this...

FIIIIIIIVE GP SMACKS!
Four something
Three something
Two gripes from SB
And a Kairon in a third party tree!

[bustin98]

LOL

No no no, I meant about the edit I made to the lyrics. Kairon can come back when we're at 5 and add the GP line, unless she comes in and does it herself... which would be awesome.

[NWR_pap64]

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Originally posted by: bustin98
LOL

No no no, I meant about the edit I made to the lyrics. Kairon can come back when we're at 5 and add the GP line, unless she comes in and does it herself... which would be awesome.

Ah I see. Good job!

But we are derailing the fun!

[nickmitch]

On the fourth day of Xmas NWR gave to me..

Four Pale Zeros
Three bans from Crimm
Two gripes from SB
And a Kairon in a third party tree  

[ShyGuy]

One the sixth day of Christmas, NWR gave to me..

Six Ian's ah-whining,

FIIIIIIIVE GP SMACKS!
Four Pale Zeros
Three bans from Crimm
Two gripes from SB
And a Kairon in a third party tree  

[Darkheart]

On the 7th day of christmas my NWR gave to me

7 Kid Icarus Reccomendations~!
Six Ian's ah-whining,
FIIIIIIIVE GP SMACKS!
Four Pale Zeros
Three bans from Crimm
Two gripes from SB
And a Kairon in a third party tree  

[NWR_pap64]

We're halfway there!

I'll continue it!

On the 8th day of Christmas NWR gave to me...
Eight Unclebobs a wal-marting!
Seven Kid Icarus Recommendations~!
Six Ian's ah-whining,
FIIIIIIIVE GP SMACKS!
Four Pale Zeros
Three bans from Crimm
Two gripes from SB
And a Kairon in a third party tree  

[Smash_Brother]

haha I'm hearing it sung in my mind as I read it!

[nickmitch]

On the 9th day of Christmas NWR gave to me...
Nine Funhouse banners!
Eight Unclebobs a wal-marting!
Seven Kid Icarus Recommendations~!
Six Ian's ah-whining,
FIIIIIIIVE GP SMACKS!
Four Pale Zeros
Three bans from Crimm
Two gripes from SB
And a Kairon in a third party tree  

[stevey]

On the 10th day of Christmas NWR gave to me...
Ten HAWTNESS threads!
Nine Funhouse banners!
Eight Unclebobs a wal-marting!
Seven Kid Icarus Recommendations~!
Six Ian's ah-whining,
FIIIIIIIVE GP SMACKS!
Four Pale Zeros
Three bans from Crimm
Two gripes from SB
And a Kairon in a third party tree

[nickmitch]

I think I'll wrap this up.

On the 12th day of Christmas NWR gave to me...
Twelve new RFNs!
Eleven staffers leaving
Ten HAWTNESS threads!
Nine Funhouse banners!
Eight Unclebobs a wal-marting!
Seven Kid Icarus Recommendations~!
Six Ian's ah-whining,
FIIIIIIIVE GP SMACKS!
Four Pale Zeros
Three bans from Crimm
Two gripes from SB
And a Kairon in a third party tree

[NWR_pap64]

YES! It is complete!

The NWR fanboy version of the twelve days of Christmas is a reality!

Now to "enhance" this further...