Author Topic: MGS2 Review (Read 5748 times)

Smoke39 · « **on:** June 24, 2007, 01:59:16 AM »

I bought the game for my computor because it was less than five dollars and I actually enjoyed the first game. It's basically the same as MGS1, only the main character is hotter. Ironically, the similarity to the first game is actually part the story.

+ Raiden's skin-tight outfit
+ Mr. President groping Raiden to determine his gender
+ Raiden performing cartwheels naked

- hour long cutscene at the end
- completely obsurd story
- Rose is whiny and annoying

Overall Score: 8

Recommended for anyone who likes effeminate men with nice bottoms or ridiculously convoluted conspiracies. The first game's better, though, even without Raiden's ass.

Shift Key · « **Reply #1 on:** June 24, 2007, 02:11:25 AM »

I have no idea where this lies in the "NWR Wii-Reviews-that-are-travesties-according-to-the-forums" Scale.

Quick, someone get GP in here to review the review! I'm sure her viewpoint is the only correct one!

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #2 on:** June 24, 2007, 03:54:11 AM »

do you know what day it is today jack??

i'm gonna keep calling until you tell me.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:58:41 PM »

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Originally posted by: Shift Key
Quick, someone get GP in here to review the review! I'm sure her viewpoint is the only correct one!

I would appreciate hearing Phoenix's opinion on Raiden's ass. I would also enjoy arguing with her about Raiden's ass.

It would certainly be more interesting than arguing about operating systems.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #4 on:** June 24, 2007, 05:01:00 PM »

Operating systems are hot. Naked peoples in video games are teh suck. Get with the times.

OS-tan?

Smoke39 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 24, 2007, 05:23:37 PM »

My OS is hot because I'm using a TP Link wallpaper.

I mean stop derailing my thread you jerk!

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #6 on:** June 24, 2007, 05:23:44 PM »

I do not like MGS4 Raiden...He's gotten too OLD!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #7 on:** June 24, 2007, 05:29:35 PM »

I remember doing a fresh install of Windows ME on a system and it blue screened, before drivers or anything else had been installed. I have seen this happen several times. That was one un-hot operating system, let me tell ya.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 24, 2007, 05:33:32 PM »

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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
I do not like MGS4 Raiden...He's gotten too OLD!

Raiden's still around? I thought they got rid of him after all the fanboi-hate.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #9 on:** June 24, 2007, 05:57:08 PM »

Laugho at his giant crotch!

Smoke39 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 24, 2007, 06:11:11 PM »

Doesn't really look any gianter than in MGS2 to me. What, would you prefer he have no bulge and have everyone loling at his tiny penor and calling his masculinity into greater question than they already do? That would be sad. :<

that Baby guy · « **Reply #11 on:** June 24, 2007, 06:13:51 PM »

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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
I remember doing a fresh install of Windows ME on a system and it blue screened, before drivers or anything else had been installed. I have seen this happen several times. That was one un-hot operating system, let me tell ya.

More like too hot to touch! Ooow!

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #12 on:** June 24, 2007, 06:22:12 PM »

Smoke39 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 24, 2007, 06:34:07 PM »

Okay, Bill. What is the white stuff really?

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #14 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:52:03 AM »

I'M NOT TELLING!

KDR_11k · « **Reply #15 on:** June 25, 2007, 04:47:25 AM »

Fire extinguisher foam IIRC.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #16 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:53:33 AM »

FIEND!

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #17 on:** June 25, 2007, 12:40:29 PM »

innuendo is so much fun, rite Bill?

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #18 on:** June 25, 2007, 02:02:28 PM »

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Originally posted by: Shift Key
I have no idea where this lies in the "NWR Wii-Reviews-that-are-travesties-according-to-the-forums" Scale.

Quick, someone get GP in here to review the review! I'm sure her viewpoint is the only correct one!

It is only your viewpoint that is wrong, there is a difference.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2007, 08:16:39 PM »

You should have posted the scene where Nagi complains about HD graphics instead.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #20 on:** June 26, 2007, 09:43:24 AM »

But that one can't be tied to talking about how hot Raiden is in MGS2!

Shift Key · « **Reply #21 on:** June 26, 2007, 11:07:22 PM »

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Originally posted by: GoldenPhoenix
It is only your viewpoint that is wrong, there is a difference.

l2troll

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