Topic: I'm being stalked by a rabbit

[Bloodworth]

Let me set this up- there is a rabbit in the new Animal Crossing who, in my opinion, looks like a voodoo doll with her eyes burned out by a cigar.  She seemed disturbing at first to say the least, then it went downhill from there.

bloodworth: I'm trying to remember is Coco in your town?
Aussie Ben: yeah
Aussie Ben: she's saying 'Pornstar' now
bloodworth: lol...that will make this even better
bloodworth: she's in two other towns at least
Aussie Ben: hahah
bloodworth: remember how freaked out I was by her?
bloodworth: in the last town I wrote a hate letter and told her to stop following me
Aussie Ben: hahahaha
Aussie Ben: brilliant
bloodworth: she responds:

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To BLOODD,
Right before I fall asleep, sometimes I think of you.  Next time I want to come visit you!
-Coco, Sex Bay

Aussie Ben: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Aussie Ben: Oh my GOD.
Aussie Ben: NO.
Aussie Ben: From SEX BAY
bloodworth: that's stan's town
Aussie Ben: hahah, brilliant  

[wandering]

Animal Crossing is offically nautier than that DS stimulation simulator.

edit: I spelled nautier wrong.

[Bill Aurion]

Hey, at least you have a girl following you around, unlike Peewee the Gorilla in my GC version of the game... ;_;

This time I have Alice the mouse who hints at sex on the beach, has come over to my house twice, has been the only villager to send me letters, the only villager to ask my birthday, and continues to ask me questions about how I like what she wears...

[BlackNMild2k1]

So Nintendo DOES make mature games?

[Djunknown]

As much as they can get away with an E rating....

Bring on more awkward stories!

[Pryopizm]

I'm working on getting Pecan registered as a Sex Offender in Sex Bay.  Apparently she's been pushing herself on everyone in town, including my poor homosexual penguin.

[ThePerm]

is jane back?

[ThePerm]

er - I know the original post is a bit off-color, but your animation really is too far -Bloodworth

[nickmitch]

Disgusting. . .

[Bloodworth]

Aussie Ben: WHAT?  Nooo, Coco is moving!
Aussie Ben:

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Sorry for all the trouble, but that's just the way things go, pornstar.

Aussie Ben:

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Don't cry, Ben!  I promise I won't forget about you, pornstar!

Aussie Ben: aw man.
Bloodworth: oh crap....
Bloodworth: there will be an empty house in my town tomorrow
Aussie Ben: hahahah
Aussie Ben: brilliant.

[Aussie Ben PGC]

Animal Crossing has more plot twists than CSI!

...or PASSIONS!

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Don't worry Ben!  I'll never forget you!

Oooookay, now it's getting kinda creepy.  

[ShyGuy]

Speaking of Coco the rabbitoid, she's all packed up and ready to move out of my town, So I guess the next person who comes to visit me...

[Bill Aurion]

Haha, I'll take her so I can form a love triangle between her and Alice!

[blackfootsteps]

I was in some chicks town, and she tells me to sit on the couch, so I do. Then she stands in front and starts... giving little Rock Lee a blow job. It was actually pretty funny, she was bobbing away, naughty Nintendo.

EDIT: Turns out this girl (if she is even that) is a freak, I'm scared.

[wandering]

a

[ThePerm]

what do you mean "a"?

[Khushrenada]

a

make-up,