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« on: February 01, 2005, 11:31:08 PM »
If you want to read some absolutely great / funny reviews of " Alone in the Dark " go to rotten tomatoes and look at the cream of the crop reviews. Man are those newspaper critics vicious!
" Alone in the Dark is no better than whatever you might pick up while wearing a blindfold at Blockbuster, even if you happen to reach into a trash can."
"Alone in the Dark is so awful, anyone who spends 10 bucks seeing it ought to get 11 bucks change and a written apology from the director and cast."
" Alone in the Dark co-stars perpetual party-girl Tara Reid as an archeologist. That alone should give you some clue as to how bad this movie is."
""As video game adaptations go, even Pong: The Movie would have a lot more personality."
"This horror film, spun off from an old Atari video game, is so inept on every level, you wonder why the distributor didn't release it straight to video, or better, toss it directly into the trash."
"Alone in the Dark offers ample evidence that House of the Dead helmer Uwe BollUwe Boll should put down his joystick -- quickly, before anyone else gets hurt."
" "If someone recommends you see Alone in the Dark, assume that person hates you or at least dislikes you."
"If you are alone in the dark with Alone in the Dark, be sure to bring chewing gum -- it will provide entertainment."
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