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TalkBack / RE: Nintendo Announces NES GBA SP, Plus Retro Games

« on: March 29, 2004, 06:39:13 AM »

Gnarly! Tubular! Awesome! Far Out! Way Cool! and whatever those other three levels hidden in Super Mario World were called! Long live the 80s! Long live Ninja Turtles! Surf's up, man! Just one question. If Nintendo wants to bring back the 80s, why don't they resurrect Tradewest and give me some Double Dragon? Cause, I mean, that'd be bodacious! Oh, and another Karate Kid movie! Righteous! Rock on, bro's!! And may Journey Rock forever! Long live Steve Perry!! (Yes, I know he's not the lead singer anymore.)

(Please note that the above post was created specifically to poke fun at this greatly amusing press release. Also note that I have great respect for any company that says Bitchin' in their product blurb. Note again that I think this entire release was thought up by Perrin Kaplan. While taking a bath. Hey, it's nicer to think about than Yamauchi taking one.)

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TalkBack / RE:Sonic Heroes Review

« on: February 02, 2004, 07:32:13 AM »

I think Sonic Team should just walk away and hand this series to Amusement Vision. It's sad, but they just don't have it anymore. Why should AV get the Sonic Series? Remember F-Zero GX? For one thing, AV knows how to simulate speed in 3D. Also, with F-Zero, they gave what was previously a mindless racer something of an interesting story. They firmly established the rivalries, and gave each character a unique history. I would LOVE to see Sonic get the F-Zero treatment. Sound off, what do you guys think about it?