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General Chat / jokes
« on: August 22, 2003, 08:59:59 PM »
your mamma is like a big mac full of fat and only worth a buck
why cant a blonde dail 911.... she cant find the 11
one day a blonde named sally was puting together a puzzle. she was really stumped and very frustrated so she decided to ask her husband for help. "its supposed to be a tiger!" Sally creid. "Honey,"said dan, "Put the frosted flakes back in the box.
your mama's so fat, when she steped on the dogs tail we had to change hes name to beaver. (she flaten the tail)
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common...theyre both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, your dead
why cant a blonde dail 911.... she cant find the 11
one day a blonde named sally was puting together a puzzle. she was really stumped and very frustrated so she decided to ask her husband for help. "its supposed to be a tiger!" Sally creid. "Honey,"said dan, "Put the frosted flakes back in the box.
your mama's so fat, when she steped on the dogs tail we had to change hes name to beaver. (she flaten the tail)
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common...theyre both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, your dead