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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 5.

« on: October 21, 2017, 05:41:25 PM »

Well folks, I, your humble SATISFIED ACCESSORY COLLECTOR don't know this happy mask salesman person y'all seem to be gettin' up in arms about, but I reckon y'all seem like good wholesome people, and would know better.  What kind of peculiar folk would be interested in just rare and interesting MASKS when there's so many other interesting accessories and doodads to find and sell for a healthy profit.


I'm with ya!  Vote Happy Mask Salesman

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 4.

« on: October 18, 2017, 01:50:33 PM »

Howdy Y'all!

I just strolled into town here off the outskirts of Lon Lon Ranch! My name is the Happy Mas.....er...the SATISFIED ACCESSORY COLLECTOR!  I'm interested in collecting all sorts of wearable accessories, not just  masks (but especially masks).  I recon ya'll might be interested in a good old set of lasso earrings, or a nice pair of leather boots with spurrs, or maybe some good old fashioned MASKS, I mean, makeup, yeah, makeup.

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 2.

« on: October 13, 2017, 08:36:58 PM »

What happened yesterday?  I'm so confused!



Ahem, anyhow, it appears based on yesterday's actions that I'm not the only mask salesman within this fellowship.  There are some of you wearing some masks to give a face that APPEARS to be spreading happiness, but you take off that mask in secret to plot out some treacherous plans.  Whose playing games to move a vote to your humble salesman yesterday, only to not tilt the final vote to bring the knife to my throat and take my prized mask collection for themselves? 

I do not know.  I still sting some from the knife being pointed at me yesterday.  I will put on my sadness slug mask and feel this out for now before I make my next business venture.

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.

« on: October 12, 2017, 08:51:37 AM »

Shakalaka! So few Korok seeds have been found, the sound of my maracas is still so depressing! The voting stash can't be expanded just yet. This current beat is no good, no good! It is time to dance a very hopeful and expressive dance!

 ♪Tiey tiey! Breaky breaky! No longer eveny!♪
Vote-a-ote-ote! Happy Mask Salesman!

HUUUUUUUUOOOH

What?!?! Two now vote against a humble mask salesman?!?! I can't wait to shave your skin off your pudgy little face and....



...ahem.  Sorry about that, I'm just SO passionate about sharing happiness through selling my masks across the world, and I for no reason am being targeted now!  I would never shave off a living being's face to use for a mask.

I'm afraid you give me no choice.  For the sake of my business and bringing joy to others all around the world, I must Vote Hetsu.

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.

« on: October 10, 2017, 10:49:16 PM »

I don't know how to roleplay as a horse, it's a work in progress. Considering how integral Epona is to the series, it's a hoof-y responsibility.

Get it? Instead of heavy? Oh dear...

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

We at Ravio Inc do not approve of your means of intimidation in order to sell items. We at Ravio Inc believe items should be sold with class. We at Ravio Inc do not believe in marketplace competition. We at Ravio Inc vote Happy Mask Salesman.

What?!?!  I hope you please reconsider...maybe we can have a joint enterprise as happiness salesmen?  Please think of all the masks we could sell...

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.

« on: October 10, 2017, 01:48:55 PM »

I don't know how to roleplay as a horse, it's a work in progress. Considering how integral Epona is to the series, it's a hoof-y responsibility.

Get it? Instead of heavy? Oh dear...

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV: The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas! Player Rollcall

« on: October 09, 2017, 02:49:31 PM »

Hello everyone!  I'm the Happy Mask Salesman.  I own the Happy Mask Shop, and travel far and wide in search of masks...if you help me sell some masks, you'll be happy yourself!  have faith...

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV: The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas! Player Rollcall

« on: October 09, 2017, 01:19:44 AM »

How would you like to be a happiness salesperson?