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I'M BACK / Re: 13091919 1305?

« on: January 04, 2023, 12:08:12 PM »

made

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: What will Nintendo release in 2023?

« on: January 04, 2023, 10:39:44 AM »

Really? Personally, I think that list could use even more Khushrenadas.

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I'M BACK / Re: Guess Who 2: Electric Boogaloo

« on: August 23, 2018, 12:55:15 AM »

The sad thing is that none of you are even at the halfway point of listing all the changes.

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I'M BACK / Re: Forum Interviews: Let the Learning Begin

« on: August 21, 2018, 08:34:58 PM »

all you fine people.

I don't know about fine, but close enough for these forumrats (am I right, guys).

I believe you are correct, sir. They are gutter trash compared to you!

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I'M BACK / Forum Interviews: Let the Learning Begin

« on: August 21, 2018, 11:03:39 AM »

If there's one thing I really enjoy, it's connecting with my fellow NWR Forum users. A great way to do that is by asking questions. Therefore, allow me to ask you a few things to further develop a great understanding of all you fine people.


1. What is about NWR that you like? Why are you here?


2. If you could change one thing about your past what would it be?


3. What is one thing you really want in life?


4. If you could be anyone else in life, who do you wish you could be?


5. Which do you choose: A New 3D entry in the F-Zero series or a new entry in the Mother/Earthbound series?

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I'M BACK / Re: Brand New Forum Game!

« on: August 20, 2018, 08:02:43 AM »

You are biased. It even says in your name.

Biased? Whatever are you talking about? I assure you, my good pony, that 9/10 Khushrenadas agree that I am, by far, a most fair and reasonable judge of character who can be counted on to speak the truth of a matter. And that's just in addition to my absolutely, dashingly handsome good looks.

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I'M BACK / Re: Brand New Forum Game!

« on: August 20, 2018, 05:19:44 AM »

Now, now! Just because Lady Luck did not smile on you today is no reason to start throwing insults and accusations about at your totally legitimate and fair loss. I feel very confident in declaring that we can all trust Khushrenada in these and any such matters of fair play. Perhaps the true victory here is the chance to do some self-examination about your attitude when things in life don't go your way. As for me, I'm going to call this game yet another triumph for the greatest creative genius these forums and, quite frankly, the whole internet has ever seen: Khushrenada. Bravo. Well played. Your brilliant victory in this game is a true inspiration to us all.

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I'M BACK / Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"

« on: December 08, 2016, 02:50:56 AM »

What did I tell you, folks? I say again, what did I tell you? This machine is a miracle worker indeed.

(David lifts the vacuum up high for all to see and pats it.)

Already this great gadget has changed the life of this young man here by cleaning up his appearance and making him into the beacon of physical perfection you now see before yourselves. But please, I beg you, keep calm. You, too, can benefit from the excellent effects of the Big Suck 2000 with your purchase of it today. It would be cruel of me to deny you the usage of it any further. Thus, I say we get down to brass tacks and finalize our transaction right this very moment in order to speed along your opportunity at beginning your incredible life improvement from this valuable vacuum.

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I'M BACK / Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"

« on: December 08, 2016, 12:41:17 AM »

Why, my good man, I do apologize to you. Indeed, I am deeply sorry if I have in some way offended you here today in my haste to let you know about the greatest device designed to revolutionize the way a person cares for their home. I must admit, my enthusiasm for this modern mechanical marvel can sometimes get the better of me because I'm just so eager to let people know about how this super scientific sucker is about to change their lives for the better. Why, thanks to the Big Suck 2000's ease of use, one may now confuse chore time with leisure time because of the pleasure one will get from operating it!

I ask you, sir, how can I possibly hold back and dampen my enthusiasm for something so life-changing? Why, the only thing that can sadden me is knowing how many people out there are still in need of this dreamlike dependable device. But, alas, our supplies are limited because of the rare materials we use to make these machines to achieve the high standards we believe all our customers deserve. So, if I move too fast for your liking, sir, it is only because I have the best intentions at heart for I am one man doing my best to reach everyone I can in this big wide world of ours in the short time I have upon it.

Therefore, I humbly ask that you do not let whatever ill feelings from any social stumbles I may have committed before you today prevent you from being able to experience the wonder and life-changing miracle that is the Big Suck 2000 that fortune has smiled upon me bringing to you right now. Why, I truly believe Lady Luck herself must be in your pocket for us to have been able to connect here together in this moment of time when we consider how vast the cosmos are and the infinite possibilities and situations that could exist to have kept us from ever meeting each other in our entire lifetimes. And yet! Here. We. Are. Why, I am sure that as a man of great intellect as you strike me as being, that, surely, you can appreciate the gravity and magnitude of this situation and how catastrophic it would be to have missed this one chance to claim for yourself one of these rare and irrefutably ingenious inventions because of a difference in social graces.

I implore you to not dash the dreams and hopes of your loved ones standing around you here today who wish to see the Big Suck 2000's superlative suction power in action. Why not make the slow-witted singing dinosaur's day by allowing him to see a demonstration of this clever cleaner in action? Why, I'm sure all of those in your household gathered here today will appreciate being able to see such an event as this. (David leans over to Khushrenada and puts his hand to the other side of his mouth as though he his going to share a secret yet still talks loud enough for all to hear.) I'm sure the fine young lady you have here would be especially grateful. (He flashes a smile at Trixie.)

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I'M BACK / Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"

« on: December 07, 2016, 11:54:17 PM »

(The door suddenly swings open slamming into Zechs and then squeezes him against the wall. A dapper looking gentlemen enters holding a vacuum cleaner. He begins talking from the moment the door opens and walks to the middle of the living room to join those standing there already.)

(STARRING PRO-KHUSHRENADA AS DAVID DODGE)

Well, good sir, I won't hold you in suspense. Why, I'll even get the door to let myself in. Ah, what a lovely bunch of people you all are. My, it's so nice to see so many of you taking the time to enjoy a little fresh air and wilderness. I must admit, I love being able to journey around through here and breathe it in myself. Unfortunately, there is a downside to all this scenic nature, if you can believe it! Yes, my good friends, I'm talking about that eternal struggle we all face against leaving Mother Nature behind when we enter our homes. Dust! Dirt! Soil! When we walk along a beautiful trail, we don't plan to take it back with us but darned if some of those rocks and gravel don't get trapped in our soles and find their way onto one's floors when we re-enter our homes. Now that refreshing daily constitutional has turned into back-breaking labour as one must sweep, mop, scrub and wipe the floor to remove that unwanted filth. I'm sure the young missus here appreciates exactly what I'm saying! (David winks at Trixie.)

But, my friends, take heart! You need no longer be dreading the after effects of a trip into the great outdoors because I, David Dodge, am here to bring you the solution to this Gordian knot. You see, I represent the Little Giant Vacuum Cleaner Company from Walla Walla, Washington and I have with me one of the greatest marvels of the scientific age that we know find ourselves living in. I'm talking, of course, about the Big Suck 2000 which is not to be confused with the Big Suck 1000 which was last year's model and the previous watershed mark of human endeavor. Yes sir, it a testament to the human spirit that despite the engineering success we have already achieved in creating one of the most powerful, durable, and desirable machines to aid in our existence, we, as a people, still strove to reach that ever-so slightly more powerful edge, that razor-thin extra level of durability and that elusive perfection of desirability.

And so here we are with the Big Suck 2000, guaranteed to meet any cleaning challenge you may throw at it, including making the Big Suck 1000 obsolete. Ha ha ha! But, from my keen sense of observation, I can tell that you are the sort of people with the smarts to know that talk is cheap. Why, any rube or bumpkin could come along and say that they've got some kind of miracle machine to sell you. The proof is in the tasting of the pudding, is it not? That is why I am proud to stand before you all here today to offer you a demonstration and let this machine provide the true evidence you need to back up my words here today.

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I'M BACK / Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"

« on: December 07, 2016, 09:02:49 PM »

(There is another loud knock at the door. Everyone turns their attention back to the door. From behind the door, a voice calls out.)

Hello in there! I know you're home. I can hear you singing! Will you please let me in for a moment?

(Everyone turns back to Barney and they all give him a dirty look.)

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I'M BACK / Re: Off-Topic Wise-Ass Comments About Other NWR Forum Threads And Also Other Stuff

« on: April 04, 2015, 03:56:18 PM »

2 is the loneliest number 2 is the loneliest number that you ever did see.

4 ever 2 gether
4 years 2 come
4 love 2 strong
4 us 2 part

I call Peach, Zelda, Lucina, Wii Fit Trainer, Rosalina, Palutena, Zero Suit Samus and female Robin. The HAWTNESS squad is in.

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I'M BACK / Re: I'm FREE! Free at last!

« on: March 11, 2015, 11:43:04 AM »

I have to go now. My home planet neeeedddsss mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee..........

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I'M BACK / Re: I'm FREE! Free at last!

« on: March 11, 2015, 11:16:48 AM »

DRAGONBALL Z FURY IS BESTEST GAME MY MUM GOT IT FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY FOR BEING A GOOD BOY AND EATING A FORK AND I PUT DRAGONBALL IN THE GAMING SYSTEM AND IT DID NOT WORK BECAUSE MAYBE WE ONLY HAVE THE SEGA MEGA DRIVE I DO NOT KNOW GAMING?? BUT GRAPHICS ARE REALLY AWESOME IT TOTALLY FEELS LIKE I'M PLAYING WITH GOKU AND FRIENDS.

WHAT. I HAVE HAMMERS FOR FINGERS.

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I'M BACK / Re: I'm FREE! Free at last!

« on: March 11, 2015, 11:07:29 AM »

EA could release a game called "MCDONALDS HAS HAMBURGERS" where the game is nothing more than a fake loading screen with a McDonalds ad. When the little bar reaches the top, it starts all over again. They could charge $80 US for it. It would sell.

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I'M BACK / Re: I'm FREE! Free at last!

« on: March 11, 2015, 11:04:50 AM »

Rayman DS will now have a new final level where you have to go out and buy The Urbz DS or the Rayman cart will blow up, wiping out everything that's not made by EA within a million miles.

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I'M BACK / Re: I'm FREE! Free at last!

« on: March 11, 2015, 10:50:54 AM »

The next Sonic game will have 47,000 new furry characters to play with. That's 47,000 new CRAP-ROCK theme songs, right there.

One of the characters will be a dog, and it will be named "Dog the dog" and it will fetch bones for profit and good times, a new song will play when you complete the level, it'll be about ROOOOLLIIIIING STAAAAAAAAART

I have my sauce.   

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I'M BACK / Re: I'm FREE! Free at last!

« on: March 11, 2015, 10:44:30 AM »

Will the fairy bread be saying "Hey, hey, hello?" and will it offer me advice on the enemies I'm facing?
"WATCH OUT LINK, THIS IS A LITTLE BUSH THAT SPITS ROCKS AT YOUR GROIN, HIT IT WITH YOUR SWIZZLE STICK"

If not, then count me out! =o

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I'M BACK / Re: I'm FREE! Free at last!

« on: March 11, 2015, 10:41:14 AM »

I hope Square-Enix develops it, and the RPG follows the anime's storyline. Final Fantasy plus low budget anime, what a brilliant combo! Just think, you could wake up one morning and head on over to Oak's in a wonderful restricting environment. Some dramatic music would play as you enter, Oak looks in your general direction.

"ASH, YOU WERE THE LAST HOPE THIS PATHETIC WORLD HAD AND YOU WOKE UP TOO LATE. YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL"
"No it's not like that.......................... ............................... ..........................."
"Take this remaining Pokemon, Ash. I never want to see you again" *Eyes start shaking*
"Thankyou.... Professor.... Oak................... ............................................"

*THREE HOURS OF ........... LATER*

You walk outside, a 45 minute FMV video plays. It's the sky.
"Come on, Pikachu... We... Must.. Battle... The trainers.. FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY"
"PIKA"
"Why are you so mean to me, Pikachu? FINE, I HATE YOU"

The next five discs would be a mini-game where Ash sits on a rock in the middle of nowhere thinking about his life. You have to keep slapping yourself in the face to prevent dying of boredom. I think it'll be a smash hit.

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I'M BACK / Re: I'm FREE! Free at last!

« on: March 11, 2015, 03:48:00 AM »

It did. WITH SEXY RESULTS!

Picture this. You're in the shops, shopping for eggs. It's 4:30 in the morning, you woke up in a cold sweat with a burning desire for eggs. You casualy glance around the egg section, looking for the perfect carton of eggs. Then RUMBLE NOISE AND RUMBLE SENSATION. There's something coming, it's coming fast and all over the place. The not yet awake store clerk scratches his neck.

CRUSH. "SORRY, I HAVE TO DELIVER TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE"

An 18 Wheeler has burst thru the wall, knocking down various small goods. You've been struck by a smooth turtle wax.

This is 18 Wheeler, a life altering experience by Sega's AM2 or 3. One of them. Published by the successful company Acclaim. It's a mish mash of previous Sega games, like Crazy Taxi, Crazy Taxi and Crazy Taxi. Except you don't pick goons up to drive them to KFC and the game isn't called Crazy Taxi. Rather, you're given very detailed instructions at the start of each level by a blubber ball, such as 'deliver this on time' or 'you'd better make it on time'. I think he actually taught me about life, I owe this game a lot. You have to deliver garbage like boats or crates of empty code. Then you're off. OFF.

The first thing that'll strike you is the incredible graphics. The arcade game was ported to Dreamcast, then PlayStation 2, then GameCube. So you just know its history is quality goodness. Low res blurry textures that only stretch out an inch or so before becoming bland lumps of solid colour, disgustingly beautiful lens flare that fills the screen with white, nice thick 50Hz borders (exclusive to PAL version). It's quite a wonder how they managed to get this running on what limited technology we have these days.

Blubber Ball (Blubs for short) has a big whinge as soon as you start, reminding you to get there on time. I think he has vagina pains if you're a second too late. "Sorry sir" "ARR, MY VAGINA"
So you obviously must hurry! Nothing gets in the way of your 18 wheeler, cars gets pushed aside, overhead signs break, entire houses implode as you throttle over them. Killing thousands of Pikmin. Trees though, or even shrubs by the side of the road. WATCH OUT. These can stop you dead in your tracks.

You have a very VERY limited amount of time to get to the destination, your boss' vagina will cramp up on him and he'll double over and cry. So of course there are black trucks you can total to earn some more time. Why just the other day I blew up a truck because I was late to a meeting. OF THE MINDS. Also, there's Mean Face McMean. He's a rival trucker, and he's very angry. He'll invade your radio proclaiming to get out of his way. He'll try and push you into oncoming traffic or dump his load in front of you.
"I WILL LOSE MY CARGO TO SLOW YOU DOWN, GREENHORN! GLOBBLE GLOBBLE GLOBBLE"

You can't kill him, sadly. If you beat him to the destination however, you'll be rewarded with a parking challenge. Park the truck, win a prize. It's like, a new horn or steering wheel. Seriously. There are FOUR amazing levels in this game, each will take about three to ten minutes to finish, so you can be sure this game will last forever.

When you finish the last level, you get to see your trucker wiggle their flab out of the truck and wave to you. Then it goes back to the title screen, I shed a tear.

Music is of awesome quality, it's lots of banjos and garbage bin lids. There's also a two player mode (yes, they thought of everything!) which is quite amusing. You have to pick up stuff fast. FAST LIKE THE SONIC.

I think I will try out my new rating system, it's in BETA stage.

This game: 0.0
It's so good your face will look a bit like that when you realize you've spent money on it. I know I did!