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[nolimit19]

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TalkBack / Mario Kart Double Dash, F-Zero GX footage!

« on: May 10, 2003, 04:57:39 AM »

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Originally posted by: nolimit19
there are many people that are looking forward to this title that may be turned off by its not so good looking graphics. nintendo needs to step it up in that department.

YEA! Just like all of those people turned off by Grand Theft Auto's subpar graphics! I'm sure Rockstars kicking themselves now. "PHUCK! We sold 8 kabajillion copies BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE NOLIMIT CLAIM WON'T BUY OUR GAME CAUSE OF t3H GRAPH1CKZ?!!!!!!!!!!one"

Here's a clue: About 80 percent of the videogaming market has no comprehension of what makes good graphics. For instance, I watched the Double Dash video and I exclaimed "Pants, meet poop". Not because there were bumper mappers or volumetric gasious intestinal content. It looked stylized. It looked like a 3D Super MarioKart. Hot damn, the day I ask for something more sexy then that is the day I become a forum blow-hard, constantly refreshing my explorer window in an attempt to scatter my waves of elite stupidity amongst the rest of the forum-going community. Ring a bell?

And I'm sure you're aware of how average Mariokart 64's graphics were when it came out compared to some PC titles. Or maybe you weren't a videogame know-it-all at the time, and actually enjoyed games more then you bitched about them. Do us all a favor and revert back to that state, will you?

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Nintendo Gaming / ***SPOILER*** Confused on ending...

« on: April 22, 2003, 09:15:29 AM »

You didn't pay attention to the climax all that well did you?

Aryll is not going with Link and the pirates.  I think you're thinking of Tetra.  Aryll is Links sister.  

Link and Tetra/Zelda are going to find the 'new Hyrule', a land that will be prosperous and bountiful.

Why don't they show what happens when Link gets back to Outset?  Ummm, because he's already been to Outset moer then a few times.  As far as the people on Outset know, nothing has really changed.  

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Nintendo Gaming / The Legend of Zelda: The Chronology Behind the Legend

« on: April 20, 2003, 08:46:06 PM »

A headache to make sense of it all, but I appreciate the effort.  

...One thing though...Actually a few....

In LttP, the maidens you rescue in each dark world dungeon divulges some knowledge on the whole timeline theory.  One speaks of "The Great Cataclysm", essentially saying that whenever one of evil rises to obtain the Triforce, a boy is more or less created to destroy it.  

Why wasn't 'a new Link' created when Ganon set out to plague the world in darkness years after OoT?  

The maiden also says that the hero must be of the Royal Gaurds bloodline.  If that's to be believed, then Links Grandma (Or Grandpa, which could very well be the Pictographer on Windfall with some of the hints he drops...) would have to be the descendants of the Royal Hylian Gaurd.

It's a shame that incessant "Waa Waa WindWakers too t3h kiddy" threads are thriving while this one sinks like a stone.

And I'm not sure that Hyrule Castle looking different in WW is necessarily due to it being destroyed; it could just be a part of the anime style.  But your theory is as plausible as any other.  I think it makes perfect sense that the royal family would pay homage to The Hero Of Time.


   

[Luciferschild]

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Nintendo Gaming / My Idea of a Good Zelda Game

« on: April 18, 2003, 08:35:16 AM »

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Originally posted by: Luciferschild
Well you all know by now how I feel about wind waker so here is the kind of zelda game I want, or would have liked.

Main Idea: The game is an advancement and evolution of Oot (since that game was near perfect in my opinion). Instead of trying to create a whole new zelda game we’re going to take what’s there and improve upon it, make it funner more innovative.
Graphics: Like Oot, of course they would be better because of gc’s  better graphics capabilities, but the same style. Same character design for link except he would be more detailed.
Plot: BLAH BLAH BLAH MAKE THINGS MORE GOTH BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M AN ANGSTY TEENAGER BLAH BLAH MY IDEA IS NIETHER FUN COHERENT OR RELATED TO ZELDA IN ANY WAY BLAH BLAH
Extras: LETS TURN ZELDA IN TO A FIRST PERSON SHOOTER WHERE YOU THROW DEKU NUTS AT EACH OTHER WHILE RIDING HALO-ESQUE VEHICLES AND BLOODZ EVERYWEr AND ITZ CRAZY COOL FUN TIME

That's pretty much all I heard.

[If the story is weak, I'll make up my own.]

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Nintendo Gaming / What happened to the Kokiri?

« on: April 18, 2003, 08:23:16 AM »

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From Ridley's Signature

If the graphics are bad, I'll ignore them.
If the style's been used before, I won't care. I don't get sick of styles.
If the story is weak, I'll make up my own.
I only care about gameplay.

With your lackluster posting ability and complete failure to grasp simple logic, I find it doubtful that you could come up with a narrative more compelling then that of a videogames.  Unless you're talking about Pong or something.  In which case I still remain doubtful.