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Nintendo Gaming / My notes on Super Mario Sunshine

« on: December 05, 2015, 09:03:13 PM »

Hey guys! I took these notes while playing Sunshine for the telethon. I didn't realize how negative they were until I'd beaten the game.
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Super Mario Sunshine

• Seeing Mario in jail always disturbed me
• The music is way louder than the dialogue
• The dialogue is terrible
• Mario takes off his hat all the time and it's WEIRD
• No Skidoo (long jump)
• Are there any load times???
• Mario is so slow
• A thinking man's Mario game
• So unfun I don't know how it went to market
• I like to think the goop is all poop
• It definitely shows off the power of the GameCube over the N64
• I really ****ing hate this game
• Mario sure hates blue birds
• I still feel bad for spending money on this game
• My GameCube is dying. This might be our last adventure.
• The pachinko level.
• Piantas are ugly as ****
• If it weren't for the Isle Delfino song, I would've quit by now
• I love Mario's jizz face when they mention seafood
• The Galaxy levels are awful without the long jump
• It's nice that "jump" and "talk" are different buttons so you don't accidentally talk to people when you're trying to stomp on their faces
• Yoshi feels rushed
• Torturing Gooper Blooper is kind of ****ed up
• Pinna Park has that awful waterfall part
• This game is literal dog****
• The reason the music in the Galaxy levels is all Doos is because the levels are all doo doo
• If a level has "secret" in the name, the secret is that it's terrible.
• My GameCube is making dying sounds and won't load levels sometimes. It's trying to say, "This hurts me more than it hurts you."
• Every time I complain about this game, my sister reminds me that she beat it when she was a little girl.
• I hate that you have to get to the seventh shine in each level before the boss.
• When I was a kid, I thought that the Shadow Mario levels were super intense. Now, they're kind of empty.
• That Bowser voice.
• FLUDD ****ing died hahahahaha
• Satoru Iwata is the first name in the credits. Makes sense, but I didn't think it would hurt so much.

This is what I learned:

• Super Mario Sunshine is an awful game that I will never play again
• I love Super Mario Sunshine
• Peach is most definitely Bowser Jr.'s mom

Wait, what the **** are Piantas? They look like elephants mated with chewed gum.