Mr. Muffins was still hurrying towards his destination of The CGA HQ. But, then he realized that something was wrong. He was forgetting about his nemesis, the evil cat, Blackfootsteps. It was Blackfootsteps that had chased him up that tree a year ago. It caused a big fuss because the fireman had to come and get him down and since it was a small town, some reporter took pictures of the event and printed them in the small town's newspaper. He had to endure a week of scolding. "Bad Mr. Muffins," they said to him, "You're a stupid cat." In fact, that was when they stopped buying Fancy Feast for him and started buying Meow Mix. They also bought a stupid collar for Mr. Muffins to wear to make sure he didn't wander to far or climb up another tree. Then in the winter, the children felt sorry for Mr. Muffins, so they made him wear a stupid blue sweater with stupid blue booties. And Blackfootsteps would prowl across the street laughing at him.
Mr. Muffins immediately went into a post office. "Send out a wire to the fiddling cat. Tell him I Vote Blackfootsteps."
Then Mr. Muffins turned and headed on his way.
Mr. Muffins: The cat who is whack!