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Offline Smoke39

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RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2006, 03:10:41 PM »
Well sure, I could understand something like a bunny, or a cat, but a fish?  Pfff.
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RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2006, 03:37:01 PM »
I guess I better not talk about Nagas th...Oh whoops!
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RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2006, 03:58:52 PM »
"OoT was a disturbing game I tell you. It should never be remade, because todays graphics and textures would make Zoras the most disturbing creatures on the planet. "

Too late, OoT old artwork FTW...
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RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2006, 08:35:27 PM »
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OoT was a disturbing game I tell you. It should never be remade, because todays graphics and textures would make Zoras the most disturbing creatures on the planet.
Not to mention the Great Fairy..
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RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2006, 10:15:20 AM »
I was wondering when we were going to get to the Fairies.  I mean the Zora are at least fishy looking.  Think of HD Fairies.
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RE:Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2006, 08:21:15 PM »
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Hey, Ruto is really cute! (both child and adult forms)

Come on, she's a fish-like thing.  That's pretty not attractive.


Insert crude joke about fishy woman smell here.

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RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2006, 04:43:03 AM »
Its not that she isn't attractive...I am worried about the slippery feel of a Fish Woman.  Sure you wouldn't need lubricant, but EWWWW!!!!
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RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2006, 05:54:04 AM »
Hey...how do Gorons have kids?
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RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2006, 06:40:58 AM »
I dunno how?

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RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2006, 11:02:27 AM »
Asexually by exploding themselves into several pieces.  Each one grows into a complete Goron.  Like a starfish.
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RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2006, 11:10:15 AM »
I was thinking budding, but that's hot, too.
Edit:  I just realized that the exploding idea would explain the Gorons' "special crop" in a whole new way.
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RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2006, 12:43:32 PM »
Gorons are one big homosexual community, theres not a single female shown ever.


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RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2006, 01:03:48 PM »
I like the exploding theory.  Or maybe there are Goron women and we just can't tell.
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RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2006, 01:08:59 PM »
Like Antwerps.
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RE:Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2006, 05:47:55 PM »
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OoT was a disturbing game I tell you. It should never be remade, because todays graphics and textures would make Zoras the most disturbing creatures on the planet.
Not to mention the Great Fairy..
Com'on ... I can't be the only person who thought the great fairy looks like Mechanical Animals-era Marilyn Manson, can I?
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RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2006, 06:58:02 AM »
I thought they looked like an 80s-era Cyndi Lauper.
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