Author Topic: Calm Your Free S-U-P-E-R Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! (Read 5663 times)

Fatty The Hutt · « **on:** March 18, 2015, 01:49:39 PM »

Calm them, I say!

Triforce Hermit · « **Reply #1 on:** March 18, 2015, 03:04:58 PM »

Shaymin · « **Reply #2 on:** March 18, 2015, 03:31:09 PM »

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #3 on:** March 18, 2015, 04:43:27 PM »

and hold on to your butts.

Now with Poll!

Plugabugz · « **Reply #4 on:** March 18, 2015, 04:46:59 PM »

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #5 on:** March 18, 2015, 04:48:10 PM »

broodwars · « **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2015, 05:04:22 PM »

Quote from: Fatty_The_Hutt on March 18, 2015, 04:48:10 PM

Yeah, and how did that work out for him in that movie?

At least he was available to lend Dr. Sadler a...pun.

Mop it up · « **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2015, 08:44:17 PM »

Don't tell me what to do with my tits.

lolmonade · « **Reply #8 on:** March 18, 2015, 08:50:27 PM »

Quote from: Plugabugz on March 18, 2015, 04:46:59 PM

I think this bears repeating.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2015, 09:34:56 PM »

It's Unix! I know this!

Stratos · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2015, 09:49:45 PM »

I told you: I prefer to be called a hacker!

marvel_moviefan_2012 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2015, 11:34:08 PM »

I think you misspelled slacker.

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #12 on:** March 19, 2015, 02:22:52 PM »

It's a veggiesaur, Lex. Veggie!

Stratos · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2015, 02:55:17 PM »

And-ah you see-ah um...Life...finds a way.

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2015, 04:18:53 PM »

Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler, Welcome .... blahbitty blah blah blah

Khushrenada · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2015, 06:56:42 PM »

Ok. Interesting little affect from this thread. I don't use an adblocker. (Spare me your outcries!) As such I see all the ads around these forums and once in a blue moon I click on one by accident but console myself at the belief that it hopefully recognizes my brief visit came from NWR allowing these forums the benefit of being able to say it increased traffic to the advertiser's site.

Anywho, clicking on this thread, there was this ad between the original post and second post.

It may not seem like much because I just took a screen image but in this ad, the lady's chest will twitch back and forth. I laughed because it is so appropriate for this thread. I should see if I can save the gif of it if I see it again to better show it but maybe some other people here who don't worry about ads have seen it themselves and can verify. We need to create more threads with suggestive ~~titties~~ titles in the funhouse, me thinks.

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #16 on:** March 19, 2015, 07:06:09 PM »

100% free and 100% French?
Pandareus must be in charge of ads.

marvel_moviefan_2012 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:00:24 PM »

I am pretty sure the ads are tailored to your off site traffic so it isn't what you read here it is what you do elsewhere buddy.

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #18 on:** March 20, 2015, 12:34:29 AM »

He left us!!!
He left us!!!

"But that's not what I'm going to do."

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #19 on:** March 20, 2015, 12:21:06 PM »

Our chef, Alejandro, has prepared a delicious lunch for us. Chilean Sea Bass, I believe.

Stratos · « **Reply #20 on:** March 20, 2015, 03:12:39 PM »

All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #21 on:** March 20, 2015, 03:41:37 PM »

Skinner: I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus".

Apu: Oh, you have got to be kidding, sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through...?

(time skip) ...was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had...

(time skip) ...most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking?! ... I mean, thank you, come again.

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #22 on:** March 20, 2015, 04:49:55 PM »

Quote from: Stratos on March 20, 2015, 03:12:39 PM

All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!

Yes but when Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #23 on:** March 21, 2015, 07:59:13 AM »

...

CLEVER GIRL

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #24 on:** March 23, 2015, 02:51:25 PM »

QUIET, ALL of you.
They're approaching the tyrannosaur paddock.

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