Author Topic: Stratos's love life discussion (Read 8358 times)

King of Twitch · « **on:** February 15, 2015, 07:22:20 PM »

Give Stratos and his wife some new ideas/strategies in this thread.

ObbyDent · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2015, 07:46:46 PM »

fellatio and cunnilingus

Khushrenada · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2015, 08:10:47 PM »

One word. Missionary.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2015, 10:40:35 PM »

Cuckold.

Tag me in. I'll show you (and her) how she likes it

Soren · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2015, 11:21:53 PM »

James Spader in Crash.

James Spader in Secretary?

Or just be James Spader.

Stogi · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2015, 01:08:54 AM »

Get a divorce.

Stratos · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2015, 02:38:04 AM »

I totally should have seen this coming.

BnM is forbidden to get near my wife!...
Check that: ALL OF YOU are forbidden to touch my wife.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2015, 02:40:53 AM »

Quote from: Stratos on February 16, 2015, 02:38:04 AM

Check that: ALL OF YOU are forbidden to touch my wife.

That could be a problem.......

Stratos · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2015, 02:43:03 AM »

You stay out of my wife's house in my Animal Crossing village Khush!

_{Aw, crap, shouldn't have said that...}

Khushrenada · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2015, 02:47:24 AM »

Time to do some exploring in Xela after all.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2015, 11:07:41 PM »

Quote from: Soren on February 15, 2015, 11:21:53 PM

James Spader in Crash.

James Spader in Secretary?

Or just be James Spader.

Not a bad idea, I was thinking along the lines of shouting at her like ahhnold: PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NAWW!

GET ME DA HEINGDEN HOUSEN HOSEN SHOUSER!

etc.

Wah · « **Reply #11 on:** February 22, 2015, 06:38:33 PM »

COSPLAYING!
With a life sized (female) Lucario!

P.S not a furry.

Wah · « **Reply #12 on:** March 04, 2015, 11:29:38 PM »

Just saying I probaly have a better sex life than you (old) nerds anyway!

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:39:32 AM »

How about doing chores for her and making her a special dinner. And just be like whateves I didn't do it because I love you.

Then finding out what her love language is. What you can do that makes her feel loved, and expressing your love towards her in that way...even if it is hard.

Quality Time, Words of Affirmation, Touch, Acts of Service, Gifts.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #14 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:14:54 PM »

Spak, you're worrying me a little bit there buddy.

Stogi · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:21:43 PM »

Quote from: Spak-Spang on March 05, 2015, 02:39:32 AM

How about doing chores for her and making her a special dinner. And just be like whateves I didn't do it because I love you.

Then finding out what her love language is. What you can do that makes her feel loved, and expressing your love towards her in that way...even if it is hard.

Quality Time, Words of Affirmation, Touch, Acts of Service, Gifts.

Too thoughtful. Just break out the whips and chains and beat love into her.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #16 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:52:58 PM »

Quote from: Hypotheliciously on March 05, 2015, 04:21:43 PM

Just break out the whips and chains and beat love into her.

That's so beautiful. Finally, a man who knows what a woman really wants.

Marry me.

Stratos · « **Reply #17 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:06:34 PM »

My love life has already improved because of these posts. Thank you everyone for your wisdom and guidance! Now: let the fights begin for who I will name my first child after...

Wah · « **Reply #18 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:18:29 PM »

Call him Zelda and a her link!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #19 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:24:05 PM »

Quote from: Stratos on March 05, 2015, 06:06:34 PM

My love life has already improved because of these posts. Thank you everyone for your wisdom and guidance! Now: let the fights begin for who I will name my first child after...

Great. Now will you hurry up and choose a safe word already. Yeesh. And I'll name the child. It is mine after all.

Oh crap! I wasn't supposed to let you know that! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Just kidding! Ha he ha.....

Wah · « **Reply #20 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:28:07 PM »

I thought she was mine....
wait u banged her to Khush!?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #21 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:01:34 PM »

No, I just turned some straw into gold for her and now I get her firstborn. But if you're the father, then the deal is off and she can keep it.

Stratos · « **Reply #22 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:32:55 PM »

I told you to stay out of her house in Animal Crossing, Khush!

Wah · « **Reply #23 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:42:41 PM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on March 05, 2015, 07:01:34 PM

No, I just turned some straw into gold for her and now I get her firstborn. But if you're the father, then the deal is off and she can keep it.

Heha...ummmm... U can keep it.

marvel_moviefan_2012 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 07, 2015, 11:11:47 PM »

I was engaged once, it was not at all fun. My advice stay single as long as you can and get married when you have no options left. Unless you are already married in that case well good luck, you gonna need it.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #25 on:** March 19, 2015, 05:06:52 AM »

Quote from: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 07, 2015, 11:11:47 PM

I was engaged once, it was not at all fun. My advice

this is the part where i press Pg Dn on my keyboard

Wah · « **Reply #26 on:** March 19, 2015, 10:46:32 PM »

Or pg side

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #27 on:** March 20, 2015, 12:42:43 PM »

Quote from: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 07, 2015, 11:11:47 PM

I was engaged once, it was not at all fun. My advice stay single as long as you can and get married when you have no options left. Unless you are already married in that case well good luck, you gonna need it.

Been married for over 20 years, have three kids, oldest graduates in about a month.
You, sir, do not know what you are talking about here.

Stratos · « **Reply #28 on:** March 20, 2015, 04:59:06 PM »

YMMV on the marriage train. I enjoy being married, but it has made me appreciate the time I was single more. Glad I didn't get married until close to 30.

marvel_moviefan_2012 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 21, 2015, 03:03:14 PM »

I am not knocking marriages I am sure it is great for those who can make it work. I just am single, enjoy being single, and know too may divorced people to really think marriage is as great as they make it out to be.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 21, 2015, 05:17:42 PM »

Quote from: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 21, 2015, 03:03:14 PM

I am not knocking marriages I am sure it is great for those who can make it work. I just am single, enjoy being single, and know too may divorced people to really think marriage is as great as they make it out to be.

So in other words... You are knocking marriages?

marvel_moviefan_2012 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 22, 2015, 09:33:58 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on March 21, 2015, 05:17:42 PM

Quote from: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 21, 2015, 03:03:14 PM
I am not knocking marriages I am sure it is great for those who can make it work. I just am single, enjoy being single, and know too may divorced people to really think marriage is as great as they make it out to be.

So in other words... You are knocking marriages?

damn how do I get out of this one...

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #32 on:** March 22, 2015, 09:42:19 AM »

Your best bet is to dig in completely and relentlessly defend your position against all logic.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 22, 2015, 12:02:34 PM »

That would be the "(R)ight" way to handle the situation.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #34 on:** May 04, 2015, 10:58:56 PM »

Happy Star Wars Day! Use the force!

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