Topic: Whom would win a fight?

[AV]

Batman



VS.

Warf



 


This should be a fun discussion. I won't detail ANY context.

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

"Warriors don't wipe."

[NWR_insanolord]

My money's on the guy with the phaser, bat'leth and many years of combat training.

[Shift Key]

Whom would win an emo fight?

Fixed. And thus, Batman would win because I have no idea who the other person is (proud to not a Trekkie too).

[NWR_insanolord]

Whom would win an emo fight?

Fixed. And thus, Batman would win because I have no idea who the other person is (proud to not a Trekkie too).

You have some idea of who Worf is if you know he's from Star Trek, though you called him emo which no one who'd ever seen any episode of Star Trek he was in would do.

[D_Average]

What the hell is "Star Trek"??

[NWR_insanolord]

What the hell is "Star Trek"??

I refuse to believe that anyone could be oblivious to popular culture to the point that they haven't heard of Star Trek.

[ShyGuy]

Batman has taken down the following:

Alien(s)
Predator
Superman
Spiderman
The Incredible Hulk
Lex Luthor
Grendel
Dracula
Jack the Ripper
Area 51
The Demon
Green Lantern(s)
Lobo
Bullseye
The Punisher
Spawn
Bruce Lee recreated
The Flash
Wonder Woman
White Martians
Green Martians
Clones of Doomsday
Desaad
Darkseid by proxy

It's what he does. Batman for the win.

[NWR_insanolord]

Batman in this fight is like the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Worf will cut all his limbs off with his bat'leth and he'll only be able to hop around bleeding on things.

[ShyGuy]

Batman just has to mention that Worf's wife is dead and then Worf will get all moody and sulk in the corner.

[NWR_insanolord]

Or he'll get even angrier that Batman is dishonorable enough to bring that up and use a phaser on maximum setting to vaporize him.

[ShyGuy]

Batman nullified the phaser weeks ago during his PREP TIME.

[NWR_insanolord]

It's set on a rotating modulation, and if a phaser set up like that can get through a Borg shield it can get through whatever preparations Batman can make.

[ShyGuy]

You're assuming Batman is going to let someone shoot him with a phaser.

[NWR_insanolord]

How exactly would he stop it?

[ShyGuy]

- Change it before hand
- Change Worf before hand
- Make Worf unable to use it
- Move out of the way
- Make Worf fire at something else

[NWR_insanolord]

- Change it before hand

Yes, because I'm sure a Klingon warrior is going to let his opponent anywhere near his weapons before a fight

- Change Worf before hand

I have no idea what you mean by this.

- Make Worf unable to use it

How?

- Move out of the way

Not possible, phaser blasts travel at the speed of light.

- Make Worf fire at something else

How?

[nickmitch]

Batman knows EVERYONE'S weakness and has ample supplies ready. Just. In. Case.

Besides, you act like Batman can't just don some kind of suit of armor protecting him from Trekkie loserness beams.

[NWR_insanolord]

Well since Vega refuses to detail the context we don't know what time period they're in so I don't know if anything like that exists. Also, someone who is that familiar with Batman calling Trekkers (the proper term) losers is the pot calling the kettle black.

[Shift Key]

You have some idea of who Worf is if you know he's from Star Trek, though you called him emo which no one who'd ever seen any episode of Star Trek he was in would do.

Well, the badge on his suit kinda gives it away, and that's the extent of my knowledge of Star Trek.

[RABicle]

have you guys heard of M.U.G.E.N?

[UltimatePartyBear]

Worf's only job is to get beaten up by everyone he meets.

[Pale]

Did you really do this in General Chat?  Sheesh.