"I'm, I'm lost in the woods..." No word from HQ, maybe the plumbers have already taken the castle. I roam the barren zone of World Five. The great tower leading to the clouds casts a great shadow across the land.
My friend the Koopa walked off the edge into a bottomless pit three days ago. He went mad from starvation. Our supplies stopped coming weeks ago.
Near delirious with hunger, I see a glimmer in the distance. What is it? It looks like the alien invader. King Koopa's rival from Sarasaland? IT IS! It's
Tatanga!The purple alien looks funny. He has long hair and wears a jean vest... I close my eyes and dream of mushroom food.