The finest games, the heart-poundingest challenges, the most experienced players coming together to prove they're the best in the world! Get your best Phelpsface ready
Post your results in this thread. Play one or try them all. It's on the honor system so try to post screencaps when possible. No medals involved, just bragging rights.
[Processional begins. The flags of Mushroom Kingdom, Hyrule, and Kong Isle are solemnly carried. Funky Kong strafes the audience in an oversized drone copter. Ganonnondorf places all competitors in pink rupees. Toadsworth frowns and blows a whistle. Gannondorf releases them and (laughs).]
Let the games commence.
Rules: no cheat codes, glitches, cartridge tilting, or whatever crazy tricks you speed-running whippersnappers are doing these days. Stay off youtube, people.
* * * SUPER MARIO BROS. 3 * * *
8-bit 8-trip runnin': New save file. Start at 1-1. How far can you get on only 8 deaths? Deaths outside the main levels, such as hammer bro showdowns, won't count. Whistle warps are allowed!
* * * SUPER MARIO 64 * * *
Bit trip runnin' 64: New save file. Start your timer when Bowser's message in the lobby is over. How many stars can you get in 64 minutes?
Secret Slidin' with the Princess: Best time for this castle secret star. Shortcuts are allowed!
Wario's Wrainbow Wride: How many coins can you collect on the last course, Rainbow Ride? Hint: get the blue ones first.
* * * LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME * * *
Skulltulla Hunt: How many can you get in one hour?
Gerudo Archery: Limit yourself to 3 attempts. Post your high score.
* * * DONKEY KONG COUNTRY RETURNS * * *
Banana Coin Bonanz-athon: Start at level 6-1 and collect as many banana coins as you can without dying. When you die, write down the number of banana coins you got in that level, then move on to the next one. Don't do the bonus or boss levels.
7-7 Music Madness Time Attack: Post your high score.
[Toadsworth wishes the competitors luck and fires a gun in the air. Link looks at the weapon and rubs his hands together.]
START!