So, I tried to re-log in on my now-fixed computer. It wouldn't let me - kept saying that my password was bad, then not letting me log in. I go to my laptop to try and change my password - wouldn't let me. I try logging out and resetting my password - every time I submitted, it would give me a time out error, then I'd resubmit and it'd tell me that I had tried to log-in too many times and try again in 30 seconds. From both computers.
I get to the main page (which is nothing but random JAVA error messages) and finally figure out that if I log in from there, it works (and all the JAVA errors go away when I'm logged in).
Site is completely borked.