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Offline Smash_Brother

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RE: Gays are hot for link
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2006, 08:05:28 AM »
At least some facial hair. I had plenty of that at 15.

If Link is 17ish, then he can surely muster a teenage goatee.
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« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2006, 09:11:16 AM »
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At least some facial hair. I had plenty of that at 15.
The last thing we need is a patchy Link.
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« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2006, 10:36:01 AM »
On the topic of Link with facial hair...now channelling therat:

Yo Link Jak is up in ya face
Says you be looking like a disgrace
"Yo man now I got a goatee
You'll neva been as fly as me!"
Link is sadder than he ever been
Cause in 2006 you must be XTREME.
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« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2006, 12:04:00 PM »
Why does facial hair make him "XTREME"? Huh? King Hyrule has a beard yet I don't remember anyone saying how XTREME he was...

Some stubble couldn't hurt to make Link look more masculine, though I agree that TP Link is probably the most masculine he has ever looked.
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RE: Gays are hot for link
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2006, 12:32:48 PM »
This what you had in mind?

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« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2006, 01:25:59 PM »
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« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2006, 01:57:15 PM »
just give him a soul patch and call it a day.

by the way, i haven't noticed it in any shots but does TP link have the peircings that OoT link has?
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« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2006, 03:51:18 PM »
I have this impression that only men think beards are sexually atractive, women, specially in Japan, arent fans of them at all.

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« Reply #33 on: May 31, 2006, 06:23:32 PM »
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Link needs a beard.

End of story.

I would cry.
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« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2006, 05:51:40 AM »
I saw someone draw Link with a beard, and I did cry.  It's just not meant to be that way!

Though what I would go for is a design-your-own-Link.  It's not the kind of feature Nintendo likes to offer, but I think the reason Link is kind of androgynous is partially because Nintendo wants him to be able to "stand" for any player, including female players.  As opposed to Solid Snake or the dude from God of War, who are both extremely masculine.  Then again, I might be reading too much into it.  Yeah, probably.

(Edit: Nice beards, guys!)
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« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2006, 06:54:05 AM »
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« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2006, 08:35:54 AM »
You know, the day this story came out I was talking with a friend of mine about the new Link look.  There is a screen shot where it seems a male NPC is checking out Link's butt.  When I showed it to her she felt it was hysterical; I joked that it's a good thing there isn't another major male character or there would be a lot of Legend of Zelda g ay fanfics.  She assured me there already is...as if I wanted to know that.
She IMed again me about 30 minutes later with a link to this story, it read "I told you there was!"
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« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2006, 10:47:27 AM »
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Though what I would go for is a design-your-own-Link.  It's not the kind of feature Nintendo likes to offer, but I think the reason Link is kind of androgynous is partially because Nintendo wants him to be able to "stand" for any player, including female players.  As opposed to Solid Snake or the dude from God of War, who are both extremely masculine.  Then again, I might be reading too much into it.  Yeah, probably.

Come one, you know Snake's really a sweety-pie on the inside.
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« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2006, 12:11:03 PM »
snake is symetrical...you knowwhat that means
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RE: Gays are hot for link
« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2006, 02:47:26 PM »
...I don't get it...
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« Reply #40 on: June 02, 2006, 11:59:42 PM »
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snake is symetrical...you knowwhat that means


He's uh...got two livers?

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