As most of you know, I have Cystic Fibrosis, a genetic disorder that, among other things, makes it difficult for me to gain weight.
But I really really want to gain some weight by the 9th! Like, maybe between five and ten pounds. I've already got a bunch of good fattening things lying around the house, including:
1) Pistachios
2) Twinkies
3) Girl scout cookies (Tagalongs)
4) Peanut butter wafer sticks
5) Butterfingers
6) Lots and lots of milk
Suggest things! Fattening things! YOU WILL PUMP ME UP (with food)!