Topic: For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there

[GoldenPhoenix]

Here is the right way to beat them!

Some select quotes

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"He must beat her where it will not leave marks. He should not beat her on the hand... He should beat her in some places where it will not cause any damage. He should not beat her like he would beat an animal or a child -- slapping them right and left.

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"Woman, it has gone too far. I can't bear it anymore," he tells the men to tell their wives. "If he beats her, the beatings must be light and must not make her face ugly.

[Spak-Spang]

My wife is a social worker and has threatened me several times that she knows how to beat people without leaving marks...kids, family, husbands...they are all beatable if you just know how.

[Bill Aurion]

If you can't beat someone like this, don't even bother trying...

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

I'd just set her wardrobe on fire.

[Crimm]

If you're to beat her with a toothpick could you physically leave marks anywhere?

[King of Twitch]

Our friends, the Saudis.

[nitsu niflheim]

beating is for the wimps, go for the kill, that way you will feel a lot better.

[ShyGuy]

I once pulled a girl's ponytail because she turned off the TV while I was playing MegaMan 2. I still feel guilty about it.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Physical abuse is for amatuers.
Psychological abuse is were its at. Not only can it not immediately be traced back to you, but it will do much more damage in the long run. And its permanent too

[Chile Boy]

holy cow thats a big toothpick and is there suck thing as a light beating

[EasyCure]

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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
I once pulled a girl's ponytail because she turned off the TV while I was playing MegaMan 2. I still feel guilty about it.

dont! thats a serious offense, she deserved it. especially if it was in Quickmans level

[wandering]

If you're worried about leaving marks on your wife you're doing something very wrong: allowing her to leave the house.

[Crimm]

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Originally posted by: wandering
If you're worried about leaving marks on your wife you're doing something very wrong: allowing her to leave the house.

Oh dear.  RUN GP!

[ThePerm]

lol somebody's quoting the Qu'ron

[Bill Aurion]

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Originally posted by: Crimm

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Originally posted by: wandering
If you're worried about leaving marks on your wife you're doing something very wrong: allowing her to leave the house.

Oh dear.  RUN GP!

Laugho, not even GP needs to run from wandering...

[Caliban]

"I like to beat my wife with my...oops, wrong forum".