Author Topic: What else can we do to torture Crimm? (Read 4861 times)

NWR_insanolord · « **on:** May 26, 2015, 01:35:39 AM »

Looking at the front page of the site, you'll see that one of my predecessors as Forum King has been playing Sonic Boom, possibly because of some kind of lost bet or blackmail scenario. This has made me realize that we should have been doing far more to torment him since he abandoned us to hang out with all the cool kids in the Podcast Discussion section.

Therefore I am opening the floor for suggestions on what we can do to him. I'm looking for creative, innovative suggestions. Somehow we need to top what's already been done.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #1 on:** May 26, 2015, 01:45:38 AM »

Make him Community Manager again.

UncleBob · « **Reply #2 on:** May 26, 2015, 01:51:48 AM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on May 26, 2015, 01:45:38 AM

Make him Community Manager again.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #3 on:** May 26, 2015, 01:56:29 AM »

No, I've grown too accustomed to this lifestyle to give it up, even to spite Crimm.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 26, 2015, 02:09:08 AM »

Edit his avatar to replace those tacky sunglasses with some pimpin' rareware style googly eyes and edit the forum code so every word he posts ends with the letter 'z' tacked on at the end and every sentence is preceded by 'Imagine Girl:'

Crimm · « **Reply #5 on:** May 26, 2015, 10:15:22 AM »

I have to work with Jon twice a week, I'm good on torture.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2015, 03:21:39 PM »

Quote from: Crimm on May 26, 2015, 10:15:22 AM

I have to work with Jon twice a week, I'm good on torture.

But what if you also have to host during one of those times.

Stratos · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2015, 09:38:31 PM »

Isn't being NWR Features Editor enough punishment for one man?

Shaymin · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2015, 11:30:09 PM »

I dunno, I'll ask Justin.

Crimm · « **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2015, 12:24:50 AM »

Quote from: Shaymin on August 14, 2015, 11:30:09 PM

I dunno, I'll ask Justin.

I held that title during the dark times. Like when my predecessor lost the GotY votes - back before I changed the entire system by fiat and removed the TWENTY SEVEN categories we voted on. Also that time I had to edit a Metroid feature.

Quote from: pokepal148 on August 14, 2015, 03:21:39 PM

Quote from: Crimm on May 26, 2015, 10:15:22 AM
I have to work with Jon twice a week, I'm good on torture.
But what if you also have to host during one of those times.

I HOST BOTH OF THEM

Wah · « **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2015, 09:14:01 PM »

Sonic Adventure, the games aged like old cheese.

Crimm · « **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2015, 09:56:49 PM »

You'll throw up old cheese. Bad Sonic stays with you forever

Wah · « **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2015, 11:05:04 PM »

Have you seen sonic adventure cutscenes? egh!!

Crimm · « **Reply #13 on:** August 27, 2015, 01:32:50 AM »

Quote from: Lucariofan99 on August 26, 2015, 11:05:04 PM

Have you seen sonic adventure cutscenes? egh!!

The Quest for Froggy
as performed by Duke Nukem

Wah · « **Reply #14 on:** August 27, 2015, 10:23:06 PM »

Hey hey hey!
No hating on Froggy!

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #15 on:** September 23, 2015, 07:43:02 PM »

It's just sad to see Crimm become what he's become. He used to be one of the best sarcastic, hyperbolic assholes in the business, but he's lost his edge. I just want to make a promise to all of you that I will never, ever take anything seriously, regardless of how much it may be called for, and I will to the best of my ability have as little integrity as possible.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #16 on:** October 06, 2015, 02:11:28 AM »

If a troll doesn't troll when he's expected to troll...

isn't that still trolling?

Shaymin · « **Reply #17 on:** October 06, 2015, 07:00:04 AM »

I put That Motherfucker on the front page, since that seems to affect him more than the forums.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 17, 2015, 06:58:24 PM »

I'm just going to leave this here:

https://twitter.com/Pokepal148/status/677637185772912642?s=09

ShyGuy · « **Reply #19 on:** December 18, 2015, 12:28:39 AM »

I think Khush found a way.

TOPHATANT123 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 18, 2015, 03:17:44 AM »

News:

Author Topic: What else can we do to torture Crimm? (Read 4861 times)