Wallo and walecome to WAluigi's watacular wadevture wastreme!
ANYWAYS, hi and thanks for playing, roles should be handed out by now, if you need a description of your role it should be on the sign-up thread. This is my first time hosting anything ever, so go easy on me ok!
ON WITH THE SHOW!
It was a cold and wahhy day in the Mushroom Kingdom, as WAluigi walked down the Mushroom Kingdom Castle Town. A recent string of Murders has put everyone on edge. Waluigi smiled at the chaos which had ensued at the death of his long time arch-rival Luigi. The Lakitiu police department was hot on his wa however. With the police closing in he wondered what he could do…
Waluigi wandered into a run-down pub owned by his ex-lover lover Walapeacho.
“What’s up honey?” she asked grinny at him.
“It’s a everything! I gotta Lakitiu hot on my sexy was, noway out of this wahole!”
“NOT ALL is lost my love…”
“STAHP calling mea that!”
“Don’t worry hon, I’ve managed to knock a certain plumber off the charts too.”
“youa mean, youa killed Wario!?”
“No”
“Then who?”
“Mario you big dolt”
“AWAAWAWAWAWWA, also that’s what I said” Waluigi exclaimed
“Yes and in doing so, we’ve managed to piss of the toad mafia.”
“AHHHHNOOOOOO!”
“Don’t worry, if we play this right we can take over the kingdom it make it the WA Kingdom!”
“YesyesYES!”
Meanwhile in a rundown alley,
“Yep boys, pffffff, I reckon this is gonna be hell and wer’re gonna be right in the middle of it!” said an ugly whore wearing an orange and yellow dress. She was speaking to an even uglier yellow clad man wearing a doctor’s apron.
“Wah! I only care about finding mya brother and getting that money back he took!” grumbled the man.
Meanwhile in Castle CBD Police HQ….
“Ahem boss!”
“Come in trooper” said the police chief sighing while looking at the papers.
“Did you see the news troop?”
“Yeah the Mario bros, the kingdom’s national hero’s, one strangled with white scuff marks on his neck. The other stabbed in the neck from behind. Egh horrible way to die!”
“Any suspects troop?”
“Well there’s Bowser & co….”
“No I don’t think so they’ve been quiet lately, perhaps the Toad gang?”
“Is Toadsworth still hung up on being fired by the princess?”
“I’d say so, cause crime is at an all-time high.”
"egh looks like were gonna have a toad war on our hands, prepare the jail cells troop"
"yes sir"
And so the stage was set for on of the bloodiest chapters of Mushroom kingdom history...