Author Topic: Mafia III: Day Three (Read 23554 times)

Pryopizm · « **on:** March 09, 2006, 06:28:52 AM »

After careful deliberation. KnowNothing was found Not Guilty. As such, he is exempt from being voted out for one full day.

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It's a well known fact that Ninjas don't talk when in uniform. Rather, they communicate using subtle hand gestures. Doing so allowed Storm Snake the ability to prepare the Ninjas for their first strike during the day. Two Ninjas went out that night, and snuck into Pale's home. Pale lived in a scummy favela and barely eeked out an honest living despite the petty, low-life criminal element surrrounding him. If it wasn't for his impending death, he would've simply been an unknown townie.

The next day, only Pale's body was found. His head went completely missing. This was a shame, because people hardly knew what he looked like as it was. On top of that, no one bothered photographing him, so there were no pictures. For his wake, a kind soul painted a face on a soccor ball and put it on his neck. Sadly, no one appreciated it, because no one bothered to show up for the wake.

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After a fine night of pirating, Bill aka Sweet Pete, the Pirate of the Jungle snuggled up to his most favorite of beverages: Milk. He believed that the milk of Rio de Setembro was the finest in the world. Little did Bill know that this would be his last glass of milk, ever. For you see, the Ninja-Pirate had a throwing star with Bill's name on it. Literally. The Ninja-Pirate stayed up for two hours engraving Bill's name into the throwing star.

Bill had stupidly left his windows open. The Ninja-Pirate had a clear view of the back of Bill's head as Bill was watching his favorite Brazilian show, Sexo Frágil. As he did so he held in his arms what appeared to be a frame of some sort. The Ninja-Pirate struck quickly, the shuriken was thrown with such power that it went through Bill's entire skull. He died shortly after the convulsions; amazingly though, he never let go of his precious picture of Lindsay Lohan.

UncleBob · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2006, 06:45:05 AM »

Aww... Bill really does love Lindsay!

Toruresu · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2006, 07:28:15 AM »

AHA!

The court system actually works!

UncleBob · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2006, 07:29:47 AM »

Wait.. how do we know that Knowsnothing really is innocent? How do we know Knowsnothing is a Pirate or Ninja and that the Pirates or Ninjas don't have control of the Courts?

Toruresu · « **Reply #4 on:** March 09, 2006, 07:37:11 AM »

*blinks*

Your right...

Toruresu · « **Reply #5 on:** March 09, 2006, 07:56:30 AM »

UncleBob, the courts are not in the hands of the Pirates or Ninjas. I think Pyro said that at first they would definately be townies, then if they were killed, the role would be passed to another person (of the players choosing). So far, neither Judge or DA players have died, or we would have known that "Xname, the judge, died". Also, I think, that for the court to find someone innocent, they must know something that we do not, right? I mean, why would they call him innocent? Maybe the Cop investigated? What if the court just trusted KN, and KN really is a Pirate, a Ninja or *gasp*, the Ninja-Pirate?!

UncleBob · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:09:29 AM »

Do we know for certian that we'll be told when the Judge or DA are killed and their role is passed on?
Also, I'm assuming that the Cop and the Judge/DA don't know who each other are, so why would the Cop trust someone, at this point, with any info he has on KnowsNothing or whomever else.

Personally, with the townies dropping like flies, we're all screwed.

Pryopizm · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:12:02 AM »

When a judge or attorney is killed, it will be announced. Their successors, however, will not.

UncleBob · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:16:45 AM »

So we're left wondering, was KN found innocent because the Judge/DA knew something - or - because they assumed he was innocent - or - because he has them fooled?

Deguello · « **Reply #9 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:36:46 AM »

Deguello had evaded his pursuers. The alley was clear, escept for a small figure in the corner. The boy was here again. He had no paper this time, but he was selling donuts. Frosty donuts.

"Why are you selling donuts, menino?" Deguello asked. "Should you not be selling something more... ethnic?"

"Eu gosto donuts, sehnor." the boy replied as he ate several.

"Listen, I'm on the run from the streetwalking "posters." They analyze every post to find some error and give chase the second they see one. I have to be very careful to match up the style of this post to my last." Deguello said with darting eyes.

"Eu não posso ajudar a pacientes mentais, senhor," the boy said with a smirk.

"I'll show you, you little... I'll become more important than everybody."

Deguello left an alley and bumped right into a street artisan.

"Excuse me sir," Deguello said.

The artisan became quite enraged.

"I am sorry I broke your pottery. I'll pay for it later."

The artisan was a little tamped down, but then he noticed something. "You typed in italics last time, did you not?"

"I uhh... well... uhh... NUTS!" Deguello said as he ran through the street. He barely heard the alarm whistle being blown by the artisan.

"They will be too late this time."

"Importance is a hard donut to fry."

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #10 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:37:27 AM »

Right. KN could still be guilty.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #11 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:39:27 AM »

I don't know the reasoning behind the judge's actions, I just know I'm glad I'm still alive

I'm glad Bill's gone too, what with him being Sweet Pete and all, but I still want stevey dead for starting that bandwagon against me for no good reason >=U

Toruresu · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:39:41 AM »

Should we trust the judgement of the court?

UncleBob · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:42:21 AM »

We have no choice but to. We cannot vote for KN today anyway, and if we could, the court would likely pardon him again.

So, KnowsNothing... who do you purpose we vote for today?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:56:08 AM »

As I said before, I want stevey dead, but that's just because he was mean to me yesterday

Other than that I really have no idea.

Pryopizm · « **Reply #15 on:** March 09, 2006, 09:10:18 AM »

Hahahaha, for anyone who knows Portuguese, Deg's posts are hilarious.

UncleBob · « **Reply #16 on:** March 09, 2006, 09:13:17 AM »

Care to translate?

nickmitch · « **Reply #17 on:** March 09, 2006, 09:15:00 AM »

So, who are we voting for today? I've yet to vote other than the time when it didn't count.
Why is everyone else but me so suspecious looking?

Pryopizm · « **Reply #18 on:** March 09, 2006, 09:22:43 AM »

"Listen, I'm on the run from the streetwalking "posters." They analyze every post to find some error and give chase the second they see one. I have to be very careful to match up the style of this post to my last." Deguello said with darting eyes.

"I can't help mental patients," the boy said with a smirk.

UncleBob · « **Reply #19 on:** March 09, 2006, 09:23:31 AM »

Pryo knows something he's not saying!

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #20 on:** March 09, 2006, 09:27:22 AM »

The party store was booming. Everyone was celebrating the death of Sweet Pete--except the pirates, of course. There were whistles and whastles, sparklers and splooklers, confetti and calamari, streamers and streakers.

I didn't want to ruin business by reminding my customers that three pirates, including a new leader, remained.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #21 on:** March 09, 2006, 09:51:26 AM »

-Edit: unsure if Stevey really is guilty-

C'mon, people, Bill, aka the Pirate's leader, started the KnowsNothing bandwagon to save Stevey for no real reason. They've got to be working together. He must be executed.

Too bad we don't get to know who you are, KnowsNothing.You didn't seem to have any evidence against you.

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #22 on:** March 09, 2006, 09:53:28 AM »

Already with the random accusations, huh? I'd say the quiet folk are more suspicious than Stevey.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #23 on:** March 09, 2006, 09:56:23 AM »

Random accusations are better then no accusations.

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #24 on:** March 09, 2006, 10:06:58 AM »

What? That's how we killed a townie the first night.

MysticGohan · « **Reply #25 on:** March 09, 2006, 10:13:32 AM »

It would appear that way, so who are we going with?

Toruresu · « **Reply #26 on:** March 09, 2006, 10:16:42 AM »

Well, unless someone volunteers information, I'll go with my instinct and VOTE: STEVEY. Same reason why I voted for him yesterday.

MysticGohan · « **Reply #27 on:** March 09, 2006, 10:17:06 AM »

Woke up at 6:30am, seen more bloodshed in the papers, looks like it'll be one hellov a day. If God had a sense of humor it would surely be ironic in the least bit of sense, considering what has happened the night before, it wouldn't surprise me if a sick twist of fate wasn't consparing to throw this town into the deepest pitts of hell, I'm optimistic the someone would save us, but you just never know in a spanish hellhole

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #28 on:** March 09, 2006, 10:19:13 AM »

Hardly. That statement is awfully suspicious, Stabby. An honest face would not use such logic. I vote Sir_Stabbalot.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #29 on:** March 09, 2006, 10:24:18 AM »

Does this face look dishonest to you?

Come on, people, it's do or die time. Kill Stevey -who we have some suspections of acting with Pirates- or me, who has only guessed who the Pirates are.

And TYP, you're pretty quick to draw the attention from Stevey...

MysticGohan · « **Reply #30 on:** March 09, 2006, 10:29:51 AM »

What ya expect. Stevey lives in his closet

ShyGuy · « **Reply #31 on:** March 09, 2006, 10:42:21 AM »

I fear Stevey's Vendetta, but we may be able to overpower him.

Of course UncleBob voted for me last night, I may have to start a Vendetta of my own..

UncleBob · « **Reply #32 on:** March 09, 2006, 10:47:27 AM »

Except that I've just randomly voted for random people since the beginning.

But we've already established that vendetta voting gets us no where (as we saw from my vendetta against wandering)... So if you vote for me ShyGuy, I'll have to vote for you...

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #33 on:** March 09, 2006, 10:47:31 AM »

You guys are clowns.

UncleBob · « **Reply #34 on:** March 09, 2006, 10:48:31 AM »

:

lays circus music:: do-do-dodadodadodododo ::twirls fingers::

stevey · « **Reply #35 on:** March 09, 2006, 10:58:44 AM »

This is the only pm I got form bill.

Quote
Originally posted by: BILL
I have a feeling that you are innocent, so I think it's worth the risk messaging you...

I personally feel that KN is making up a lot of crap, so I'll try and get the vote away from you...

I got so screwed from bill "thanks a lot"

Vote Sir_Stabbalot because only bad people try so hard to start bandwagon this fast and and try to rush it before anyone thinks about it.

nickmitch · « **Reply #36 on:** March 09, 2006, 12:43:36 PM »

Well, someone would more than likely avenge Stevey if he's voted tonight, and we should all know who the target would be. . .

That is to say, I don't condone voting for Stevey as I don't trust Stabby either.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #37 on:** March 09, 2006, 01:47:06 PM »

This sand is outstanding, it gets into everything. Even here in the town, well away from the deadly crushed rock sex tool. Sand. I took a sip of ale, "holy crap this is full of sand" an ugly beast woman approached, "that's because you ordered a glass of sand". I frowned, "no I didn't, you terrible excuse for a human" and shot her in the testicles. With my fist. "AUUUGH" she screamed, in a deep voice. I laughed, and stole several chairs before barrel rolling out a window.

UncleBob · « **Reply #38 on:** March 09, 2006, 01:56:34 PM »

That's a weird story...

I wonder if we should vote for IM because of it...

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #39 on:** March 09, 2006, 01:59:50 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey
This sand is outstanding, it gets into everything. Even here in the town, well away from the deadly crushed rock sex tool. Sand. I took a sip of ale, "holy crap this is full of sand" an ugly beast woman approached, "that's because you ordered a glass of sand". I frowned, "no I didn't, you terrible excuse for a human" and shot her in the testicles. With my fist. "AUUUGH" she screamed, in a deep voice. I laughed, and stole several chairs before barrel rolling out a window.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #40 on:** March 09, 2006, 02:00:46 PM »

...Wow, is Infernal Monkey the serial killer or what?

EDIT: EDIT: Vote Stabby beccause I recieved some interesting messages....

Dasmos · « **Reply #41 on:** March 09, 2006, 02:09:54 PM »

Hmmm, I really don't think stabby has a good enough reason to be voting for stevey.

VOTE Sir_Stabbalot

UncleBob · « **Reply #42 on:** March 09, 2006, 02:16:06 PM »

Damn you Shyguy... You're trying to get a bandwagon going against Infernal Monkey based on my post... which will mean that I started a bandwagon... which means I'm going to get killed. Well, screw you.

VOTE CHANGE - ummm.. Kirby? Bandwagon? What bandwagon? I didn't start no bandwagon.. why are you looking at me that way?

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #43 on:** March 09, 2006, 02:16:55 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: Dasmos
Hmmm, I really don't think stabby has a good enough reason to be voting for stevey.

VOTE Sir_Stabbalot

So, you're a Pirate too, eh? That makes all four of them:

Bill
Stevey
TYP
And now Dasmos.

Go ahead and murder me if you wish. You'll just kill a townie. Looks like martyrdom for me.

Mario · « **Reply #44 on:** March 09, 2006, 02:20:56 PM »

Now i'm convinced, as if anyone would take Infernals post seriously

Vote ShyGuy

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #45 on:** March 09, 2006, 02:22:48 PM »

I've always felt that the words "martyr" and "saint" should switch definitions.

In other news, I don't know who to vote for! Stabby has me convinced (for now at least) that he's innocent, stevey too. I don't want to waste a vote on someone I think is innocent for the sake of some bandwagon, so I still need to think about this.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #46 on:** March 09, 2006, 02:23:06 PM »

UncleBob and Mario hate me.... I think they want to mug me and steal my traveler's checks

UncleBob · « **Reply #47 on:** March 09, 2006, 02:25:58 PM »

KN - Join me and Mario - vote for ShyGuy - he's trying to get me killed!

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #48 on:** March 09, 2006, 02:27:29 PM »

If you guys are having an MSN chat bandwagon orgy, I want in

the bandwagon is in: voting SHYGUY

UncleBob · « **Reply #49 on:** March 09, 2006, 02:38:36 PM »

Bandwagon?!? Crap... KN, don't vote for ShyGuy... I don't want to be a bandwagon starter...

I'm screwed no matter what I do...

Deguello · « **Reply #50 on:** March 09, 2006, 02:48:18 PM »

I saw another vendor as I ran. It was impossible to avoid him, as he was quite portly.

"I say thee nay, chump," he said as he blocked me.

"I must pass, the Post Consistency Agency are after me," I said.

"Well the- WAIT, weren't your previous posts in the third person?" he said with growing anger.

Crap, I thought. I was finished from the word "I."

I beat a hasty retreat into a back alley and over a wood fence. Everybody is a Post Consistency Agent. These guys don't give up.

I thought that by voting shyguy, I could avoid future run-ins with them.

Once I get more important, they should leave me alone.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #51 on:** March 09, 2006, 03:06:21 PM »

Well, when in Rome...

VOTE SHYGUY

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #52 on:** March 09, 2006, 03:16:27 PM »

I don't like following the bandwagon, but I want SHY GUY dead too

UncleBob · « **Reply #53 on:** March 09, 2006, 03:19:13 PM »

There is no bandwagon... are you all *trying* to get me killed, or what?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #54 on:** March 09, 2006, 03:19:21 PM »

This is the last time I take a vacation to Rio de Setembro.

Bloodworth · « **Reply #55 on:** March 09, 2006, 03:25:15 PM »

Bandwagons are nice and all, but I've got my own ideas. I'm voting MaryJane because he seemed to be suspiciously interested in who Pale was and then Pale got his head taken from him.

vote changed - see below

nickmitch · « **Reply #56 on:** March 09, 2006, 03:25:51 PM »

This is the last time you take a vacation, ever!

VOTE: SHYGUY

stevey · « **Reply #57 on:** March 09, 2006, 03:31:56 PM »

Kirbys not playing this game so your vote dosen't count sir bandwagon starter guy J/k join me to save yourself

Votes as of now
Stabby - 4
Shyguy - 6

animecyberrat · « **Reply #58 on:** March 09, 2006, 04:01:13 PM »

give me aminute to read all the trheads then i will cast my vote so no closing polls for five more minutes.

animecyberrat · « **Reply #59 on:** March 09, 2006, 04:07:34 PM »

Ok after reading all the posts I have decided to also VOTE SHYGUY

IceCold · « **Reply #60 on:** March 09, 2006, 04:07:52 PM »

Wow, it's pretty close.. what's the deal with these bandwagons? Oh well.

VOTE STABBY

MysticGohan · « **Reply #61 on:** March 09, 2006, 04:45:38 PM »

ShyGuy sounds like he's got something to hide, perhaps he wants to share?

hmmm....

Vote: SHYGUY

animecyberrat · « **Reply #62 on:** March 09, 2006, 04:48:03 PM »

if its not too late I would like to change my vote to stevie he was my first choice but I I didnt want to be out of place but now I am sure I want to vote for him.

breakyboy · « **Reply #63 on:** March 09, 2006, 04:48:03 PM »

I'm voting Ty (S-U-P-E-R) because my gut says he's no friend of ours this time around, and because none of you have convinved me that either Stabby or Shyguy are guilty of anything but paranoia. Edit: Not to mention he's been much more quiet than usual for a mafia game, and him and Bill are known best-buddies from the first Mafia. True all assignments are random, but it's more him being quiet that's really not settling well with me.

Of course, this errant vote will likely be over-analyzed and get me killed, but at the rate that I keep coming home from work, it's not like I'm voting that often anyways. BRING IT ON YE SCALLYWAGS! :S

animecyberrat · « **Reply #64 on:** March 09, 2006, 04:53:25 PM »

I wanna vote for him justc zu hes a jerk, but I dont vote based on personal vendettas, if so i would be voting wandering and vudu every time

stevey · « **Reply #65 on:** March 09, 2006, 04:57:12 PM »

"if so I would be voting wandering and vudu every time"

Their dead, you know that right?

animecyberrat · « **Reply #66 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:01:28 PM »

no I been getting off work toolate todays first nite I had tiem to read anything, even still I only wanetd to vot ethem cuz they effed me over last game

Bloodworth · « **Reply #67 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:04:41 PM »

Well, I'll change my vote to Stabby just to have some influence here. Not that I really have any reason to suspect either of them.

Pryopizm · « **Reply #68 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:15:00 PM »

That night, after having a "meeting" with Piranha, Mario changed his vote to Stabby. Mario, being such a famous actor, was known for scandal, but this act could possibly have greater repercussions than anything else he'd done in his life.

Phoenix and Judge, I await your choices!

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #69 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:19:23 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: breakyboy
I'm voting Ty (S-U-P-E-R) because my gut says he's no friend of ours this time around, and because none of you have convinved me that either Stabby or Shyguy are guilty of anything but paranoia. Edit: Not to mention he's been much more quiet than usual for a mafia game, and him and Bill are known best-buddies from the first Mafia. True all assignments are random, but it's more him being quiet that's really not settling well with me.

Of course, this errant vote will likely be over-analyzed and get me killed, but at the rate that I keep coming home from work, it's not like I'm voting that often anyways. BRING IT ON YE SCALLYWAGS! :S

<Baffler_Meal> lol beeb
<Baffler_Meal> you know what happened last mafia game
<Baffler_Meal> when i kept saying words and leading bandwagons!
<Baffler_Meal> i killed the cop and then died
<Baffler_Meal> i think i'm interested in doing the exact opposite

Also, school

ShyGuy · « **Reply #70 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:20:26 PM »

I've never been so grateful to a prostitute in my whole life!

UncleBob · « **Reply #71 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:22:23 PM »

Wait now... Can I go back and change my vote to ShyGuy? Or would that mean that I started the bandwagon again... I'm confused. I might work late tommrow just so I don't have to vote.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #72 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:40:16 PM »

??

I counted 7-5, too much for a prostitute to swing:

FOR STABS:
stevey
shyguy
dasmos
icecold
bloodworth

for SHYGUY:
mario
super
deg
stabs
KN
tvman
mystic

Did I make an error?

UncleBob · « **Reply #73 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:41:56 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: TheYoungerPlumber
Hardly. That statement is awfully suspicious, Stabby. An honest face would not use such logic. I vote Sir_Stabbalot.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #74 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:50:29 PM »

Rats, so I am voted out?

Pryopizm · « **Reply #75 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:56:49 PM »

No, Ty missed TYP's vote. TYP was the first to vote for Stabby.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #76 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:58:37 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: Pryopizm
No, Ty missed TYP's vote. TYP was the first to vote for Stabby.

This is true

stevey · « **Reply #77 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:59:38 PM »

"I counted 6-7, too much for a prostitute to swing:"

FOR STABS:
stevey
shyguy
dasmos
icecold
bloodworth
Mario
typ

for SHYGUY:
super
deg
stabs
KN
tvman
mystic"

Fixed

Mario · « **Reply #78 on:** March 09, 2006, 06:01:44 PM »

UncleBob is playing dumb. He only took his vote away from ShyGuy when he knew the odds could be tipped in some way (what's been going on behind the scenes here?). Also note he was quick to highlight the extra Stabby vote, which means everything was planned in his head. Also, why on earth would the town whore defend ShyGuy? Vigilante, PLEASE STEP UP! The townies seriously have a struggle on their hands.

When ShyGuys identity is revealed factor in who else voted for Stabby today...

Quote
Originally posted by: breakyboy
I'm voting Ty (S-U-P-E-R) because my gut says he's no friend of ours this time around, and because none of you have convinved me that either Stabby or Shyguy are guilty of anything but paranoia. Edit: Not to mention he's been much more quiet than usual for a mafia game, and him and Bill are known best-buddies from the first Mafia. True all assignments are random, but it's more him being quiet that's really not settling well with me.

Of course, this errant vote will likely be over-analyzed and get me killed, but at the rate that I keep coming home from work, it's not like I'm voting that often anyways. BRING IT ON YE SCALLYWAGS! :S

VERY INTERESTING POST made more interesting by the fact that Bill was defending Ty on MSN. He called this post a "random vote" and changed the topic.

EDIT: CRAP i'm probably going to die now!

EDIT 2: I also find it interesting how Bloodworth swayed the vote giving no merit or reason, acting casual when in fact it was made at a crucial time.

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #79 on:** March 09, 2006, 07:31:26 PM »

Drama Llama. Who do I believe?! The Iwata boat? Edgeworth? This basful guy person? Darnit, I need a drink. Don't poison me, Bloodworth!

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #80 on:** March 09, 2006, 10:10:54 PM »

Only the Trouble's Pop-o-Matic-Bubble can save us now!

Bloodworth · « **Reply #81 on:** March 09, 2006, 10:13:11 PM »

Bloodworth: what are you having?
The Younger Plumber: Well, gin & tonic's my usual
The Younger Plumber: Something with passion fruit in it
Bloodworth: gin & tonic with passionfruit it is
The Younger Plumber: eeeew
Bloodworth: Sorry, It's been a rough night

I'm a mess tonight seriously. The crowd's call for death finally got to me, and I picked a side. Little did I know that my own vote could be the deciding factor in Stabby's life. What kind of crazy person goes around with a name like that anyways? I can only hope that the morning will redeem my actions or I'll be the next one to face the mob.

I got TYP something more palatable, and drank the swill I made for him earlier myself. Hmm.. not as bad as I thought it would be... but yeah, pretty terrible.

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