Topic: Safe Words 2! NWR Edition. GAME OVER!

[Khushrenada]

It's a busy TV night.

But Safe Words is back. And now, here's your host: Treize Khuuuuuuuuuuushrenada!

Such a racially diverse crowd we have here today.


And now let's meet this game's contestants!




Hey Khushrenada! Didn't you do this joke last game? Are you just recycling the same old tired material after all these years?

[Khushrenada]

Alright. With the story out of the way, let's get this party started.

These are the players and the order we will be following in selecting words:

1. ObbyDent
2. Nuclearspeed
3. Triforce Hermit
4. Soren
5. Phil
6. Lolmonade
7. Spak-Spang
8. Hypotheliciously
9. Nickmitch
10. Stratos
11. UncleBob
12. Mop it up
13. Insanolord
14. ShyGuy
15. BlackNMild2k1

The selection criteria for this game was based on the user account's number of posts from lowest to highest. I tell ya, there's so many ways one can come up with selection criteria. One of my favorite parts of the game. How about you, Iwata?




Right...... I believe Iwata is figuring out the rules for this game. To recap, here's a quick rundown of how it will work. For this round, BlackNMild2k1 has chosen the bomb word out of the 15 words and phrases that are to be selected by the players. When a player chooses one of these words or phrases, it is removed from the list of safe words. We will go down the line in order of players 1 - 15 until all words are selected or the bomb word is chosen.

If players 1 - 14 all choose a safe word, that will leave BlackNMild2k1 stuck choosing the only word left, the bomb word he chose, in a final ironic twist and he would be eliminated from the game and the next round begins. If someone else chooses the bomb word along the way, they are eliminated.

This time, the eliminated player will not choose the bomb word. Rather, with each new round, the player that would be forced to take the last word remaining for that round would be the one to choose the next bomb word. I will send out a pm to that player though before each new round so don't worry too much about having to keep track of where you are. I do ask that players try to be a bit diligent though in checking up on this thread so that I don't have to send out a bunch of reminder pm's like last game for when we waited for a player to make their choice.

After player 15 makes his choice, we then go back to player 1 and repeat the choosing order over and over until all players are eliminated except for one, the Safe Words winner. For their courage, daring, luck and valour, Mr. Iwata, please tell them what they'll win!




It's also the final reward for Platinum Club Nintendo members. Hope no one is allergic to potassium.


Finally, these are the words and phrases the contestants will be choosing from for this NWR edition:

Buttered Camels

Cat Tank

FREE SUPER

Funhouse Banners

Hawtness

Hot Topic

Lettuce C@t

Louie the Cat

Mafia

Man-nipple

MEGATON

Pietriot

PlanetGameCube

Sparkling Innovation

Vedetta


An interesting assortment all with a bit of history on this site. Ah, the nostalgia. Disappointingly, I know, it seems there is nothing else for me to say so let us begin.

ObbyDent! You have the first selection!

[ShyGuy]

Vote NickMitch

[Khushrenada]

And nickmitch is the first player eliminated from the game! I'd thank you for playing but you didn't really do anything so instead I'll demand an apology for your performance today.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I'm only playing this game because Mop_it_up promised to send me a pic if I win.

I'm hoping it's a recent pic of her AC town. Been a long time since she's shown me that.

[NWR_insanolord]

Now I see what Oblivion's long game was. Ask to be banned to artificially lower his all-time total posts, to give him an advantage in dumb forum games. He's a sly one.

[ObbyDent]

Lettuce C@t. <3 Don't fail me now, sweet prince.

[Khushrenada]

ObbyDent is safe thanks to the Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times.




All hail the return of Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times.

Nuclearspeed. You have control of the board.

[pokepal148]

[Khushrenada]

I should move this game to the Mafia forum where I have Mod powers and could delete the posts by non-participants. Too good to actually play but too bad to actually troll the game, huh, Pokepal148?

Actually, here's an interesting idea, what if I was given mod powers just for this forum like the Mafia forum? It will be like an RPG. I can slowly build up my moderator powers forum by forum until I reach Admin status. Let's make it happen!

[NWR_insanolord]

If you're really serious about trolling a game you need to be a part of it, so you can take it down from the inside, like I am. Pokepal's just really half-assing it.

[Khushrenada]

That's his style.

[Khushrenada]

Also, if anyone is taking down this game, it's me. I built it, host it and control it. I know all it's weak points and I could make this thing implode in no time. I've already eliminated Nickmitch and I could take you out in no time also. All you other wannabee's be all like, look at me, I'm cool like Khushrenada!

But you're not.

You're not.

[Phil]

Ouch!

[Khushrenada]

Don't worry. You're cool Phil. But that's because you're not trying to ape my style but have your own. I'm just talking about the imitateh's and hateh's.

[Khushrenada]

Man, I'm posting some of the worst stuff I've ever posted on these forums. Which is saying a lot! Still better than Insanolord, Crimm, Pokepal148, Ian Sane, Animecyberrat most other users. Or how can you notice a difference? That's right! You choose the punchline!

I'd delete them except for the fact that they pad my stats. It's all about the stats on NWR.

[Phil]

Don't worry. You're cool Phil. But that's because you're not trying to ape my style but have your own. I'm just talking about the imitateh's and hateh's.

Oh, I know. I just wanted to be included! I hate being left out!

[Khushrenada]

I need more sleep! I finally realized the appropriate response to Pokepal's post which I made here. Shouldn't have taken me that long to figure out nor should I have made the lousy posts above. Man, I'm tired.

[Stogi]

My turn?

[NuclearSpeed]

I sure hope that Sparkling Innovation I thought I had earlier works out for.

[Khushrenada]

I got your gimmick sparkling innovation right here:



And just like that, we have a man down. Good one, BNM!

This means that ObbyDent gets to choose the next bomb word as he would now be the last person to select in the next round. ObbyDent, I await your choice.

[ShyGuy]

ObbyDent is safe thanks to the Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times.




All hail the return of Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times.

Nuclearspeed. You have control of the board.

It is the stuff of NIGHTMARES

[Khushrenada]

And it's back! In pog Safe Words form!

[nickmitch]

Vote NickMitch

Hey, man! Just because I didn't post in the first 6 hours doesn't mean I'm maf-

And nickmitch is the first player eliminated from the game! I'd thank you for playing but you didn't really do anything so instead I'll demand an apology for your performance today.

DAMNIT!!!

[Khushrenada]

And we're back. Round 2 begins now.

Triforce Hermit, you have the first selection.