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Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« on: March 21, 2008, 03:10:19 AM »
....actually, it's probably best if you stay away from Florida altogether.

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MARATHON, Fla. (AP) — A 75-pound stingray killed a Michigan woman Thursday when it flew out of the water and struck her face as she rode a boat in the Florida Keys, officials said.
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2008, 03:13:31 AM »
Pro already covered this story in a much wittier fashion. My condolences to you wandering.
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2008, 03:27:39 PM »


BE AFRAID.
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2008, 03:29:34 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Jack on March 21, 2008, 03:27:39 PM


BE AFRAID.

The head looks like a duck. Maybe it was a mutant duck/stingray hybrid?
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2008, 03:55:48 PM »
Mmmm cooked ray is mint.
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2008, 11:07:19 PM »
That was my friend's mother.




















Ok, just kidding, but I bet you all kind of felt bad for a second.
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2008, 11:48:09 PM »
Quote from: Brandogg on March 21, 2008, 11:07:19 PM
That was my friend's mother.
Your friend is a stingray.
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2008, 11:52:00 PM »
Caliban was pretty much a stingray in The Tempest or some **** rite
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2008, 12:43:00 AM »
mdm ur gangsta u know d biz
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2008, 08:44:28 PM »
too bad flash doesn't work!
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2008, 10:51:50 PM »
Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on March 21, 2008, 03:29:34 PM
Quote from: Mr. Jack on March 21, 2008, 03:27:39 PM


BE AFRAID.

The head looks like a duck. Maybe it was a mutant duck/stingray hybrid?

I'm rather confused by something...

When a Sting Ray kills Steve Irwin, no one is allowed to say anything in bad taste, lest the interwebz gets their collective panties in a bunch.

When a Stink Ray kills random person in a completely horrible, freak accident, suddenly the entire internet is allowed to make jokes about the situation?
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2008, 12:17:16 AM »
Getting your head smashed by a stingray is hilarious. If that was my own grandmother I'd still probably laugh...then again, I'm an asshole.
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2008, 08:32:47 AM »
Quote from: UncleBob on March 22, 2008, 10:51:50 PM
I'm rather confused by something...

When a Sting Ray kills Steve Irwin, no one is allowed to say anything in bad taste, lest the interwebz gets their collective panties in a bunch.

When a Stink Ray kills random person in a completely horrible, freak accident, suddenly the entire internet is allowed to make jokes about the situation?

Sorry... what?
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2008, 12:45:08 PM »
you mean the critters that rid the world of the croc guy are bad?
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2008, 01:25:26 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Jack on March 21, 2008, 03:27:39 PM


BE AFRAID.

HOLY ****! THIS ONE'S WEARING A HAT!

That aside, the only reason I'd laugh about Steve Irwin's death is because I'm quite certain he'd laugh about it too. He spends, what? 20 years being "The Crocodile Hunter", literally PLAYS with many of the most dangerous and venomous creatures on earth, and then he gets snuffed by a relatively passive animal which isn't known for slaying humans like MOST of the other creatures the man messed with on a near daily basis.

I'm sure that, while he was dying, even Steve must have realized the irony of the situation. I know I would've, were I the croc hunter.

Haven't folks seen the videos of him teasing the massive, MASSIVE crocodile in his own zoo? I'm quite certain Steve knew he was going to die at the claws, fangs, etc. of an animal some day. He was a smart man, and he knew the risks he was taking, I'm sure of it.
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2008, 02:45:36 PM »
Steve's last words: "Crikey! Aw you got me, mate! You got me!"
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2008, 04:51:05 PM »
Quote from: Brandogg on March 23, 2008, 12:17:16 AM
Getting your head smashed by a stingray is hilarious. If that was my own grandmother I'd still probably laugh...then again, I'm an asshole.

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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2008, 06:47:51 PM »
Quote from: Plugabugz on March 23, 2008, 08:32:47 AM
Quote from: UncleBob on March 22, 2008, 10:51:50 PM
When a Stink Ray
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Sorry... what?

Hmm... whoops.  I can't even claim that was a type-o.... weird.
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Re: Stay Away From Florida Stingrays
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2008, 11:03:45 PM »
I think Perm is making fun of me because I'm terrible at MKDS. I think I'll change my logo to a Stink Ray if I even play online again.
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