Author Topic: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now (Read 6564 times)

S-U-P-E-R · « **on:** October 14, 2009, 04:02:09 AM »

here is what my dream video game would look like

EasyCure · « **Reply #1 on:** October 14, 2009, 09:07:01 AM »

LMFAO that shits awesome

UncleBob · « **Reply #2 on:** October 14, 2009, 09:14:37 AM »

Where did the shooting of the kids come from and why is that one little girl just standing there all 8|

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 14, 2009, 09:21:01 AM »

More like how fucked up can S-U-P-E-R get!!?

This kids, is why we don't do drugs*

*alcohol & PCP don't mix**

Also, this is the first video to make my ribs hurt in a long long time.
This trip to pick up beer at 7-11 is the longest trip of all time. OF ALL TIME!!

**PCP doesn't mix with anything

D_Average · « **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2009, 09:46:46 AM »

needs moooore bees

mac<censored> · « **Reply #5 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:08:25 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 14, 2009, 09:21:01 AM

This trip to pick up beer at 7-11 is the longest trip of all time. OF ALL TIME!!

You buy beer at 7-11?!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:12:13 AM »

I don't drink beer. I don't drink slurpys.
I have no reason to shop at a 7-11.

EasyCure · « **Reply #7 on:** October 14, 2009, 07:16:14 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 14, 2009, 10:12:13 AM

I don't drink beer. I don't drink slurpys.
I have no reason to shop at a 7-11.

last minute condum runs?

Stogi · « **Reply #8 on:** October 14, 2009, 07:29:13 PM »

no need for that if you got the sam's club pack special

EasyCure · « **Reply #9 on:** October 14, 2009, 07:47:47 PM »

I don't but while we're on the subject:

This one time i had to go on a condom run.. it was like 2am so i went to walgreen (god bless their 24hr heart!) and ran in to some dude I met at a friends party like two weeks earlier, some random magician..

He was one of those types that talks and talks and talks and it got to the point where I had to blurt out "listen, i got some poon waiting for me so i gotta go" and just went back to the car. I mean ****, I don't give a **** if you have a cold!

Anyway, was that rude of me?

Stogi · « **Reply #10 on:** October 14, 2009, 07:53:05 PM »

On the contrary, it's rude to make people wait.

EasyCure · « **Reply #11 on:** October 14, 2009, 07:55:56 PM »

Exactly. My gf at the time said it was a jerk thing to do cuz she "woulda been [there] no matter what"

Stogi · « **Reply #12 on:** October 14, 2009, 07:59:59 PM »

been there is completely different from being in the mood

EasyCure · « **Reply #13 on:** October 14, 2009, 08:14:07 PM »

Thats what I said, she just kinda brushed it off though. In hindsight, if it did happen differently.. god that woulda been such a fight. What a bitch.

mac<censored> · « **Reply #14 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:10:33 PM »

Isn't poon is that stuff they make with with squeaky cheese curds and gravy?
[Are there fries too???]

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:14:19 PM »

Not according to Doug Stanhope it isn't.

mac<censored> · « **Reply #16 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:06:52 PM »

Is he some kind of cheese-curd expert??

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:19:58 PM »

No. more of a poon-isseur.

Look him up, his comedy is vulgar yet hilarious.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #18 on:** October 15, 2009, 12:08:01 AM »

I've only bought condoms a few times, mainly because when my wife isn't pregnant, she's on the pill, but there is some satisfaction for slapping a box of Trojan Magnums on the counter. First - the cashier knows you're going to have sex, second - the cashier knows you have a big penis. It's win-win, other than the terrible feeling of using condoms.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 15, 2009, 12:12:02 AM »

Quote from: Brandogg on October 15, 2009, 12:08:01 AM

I've only bought condoms a few times, mainly because when my wife isn't pregnant, she's on the pill, but there is some satisfaction for slapping a box of Trojan Magnums on the counter. First - the cashier knows you're going to have sex, second - the cashier knows you have a big penis. It's win-win, other than the terrible feeling of using condoms that are so large on me that I can re-use them.... and re-use them again.

www.instantrimshot.com

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #20 on:** October 15, 2009, 01:07:56 AM »

my dick is huge, you can see it from space.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 15, 2009, 02:18:54 AM »

EasyCure · « **Reply #22 on:** October 15, 2009, 09:07:04 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 15, 2009, 12:12:02 AM

Quote from: Brandogg on October 15, 2009, 12:08:01 AM
I've only bought condoms a few times, mainly because when my wife isn't pregnant, she's on the pill, but there is some satisfaction for slapping a box of Trojan Magnums on the counter. First - the cashier knows you're going to have sex, second - the cashier knows you have a big penis. It's win-win, other than the terrible feeling of using condoms that are so large on me that I can re-use them.... and re-use them again.

www.instantrimshot.com

Lol..

Anyway, yeah its the one plus side to a condom (besides, you know, the whole cutting down on risks thing). Especially on those late night runs at like 2am.. You slap the 3pk down on the counter and the cashier knows you're in for some fun with a slut. Slap down the 48pk (or whatever giant box amount that is) and their like "holy ****!" which is actually even better when they literally do say it. I've had some cool dude cashiers say **** like "yeeeah buddy! HIT THAT!" haha good stuff.

Reminds me of a comedien.. probably Carlos Mencia (though he probably stole it from someone else) that told a story once about going to buy magnums and an ice pack for two totally seperate issues and the cashier said to him "what are you gonna do to her man!?!"

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #23 on:** October 15, 2009, 11:18:57 AM »

If I wasn't telling the truth, then you would have just pw3d me again, BNM.

EasyCure · « **Reply #24 on:** October 15, 2009, 02:05:34 PM »

Pics or... WAIT NO! GOD NO!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 15, 2009, 02:54:29 PM »

Quote from: Brandogg on October 15, 2009, 11:18:57 AM

If I wasn't telling the truth, then you would have just pw3d me again, BNM.

It's cool, all in good fun.
But you really should wait for the Back To School Sales to pick up your Magnums

Stogi · « **Reply #26 on:** October 15, 2009, 09:54:23 PM »

Meh...magnum's are overrated.

Durex's XXL work just fine and are half the price.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #27 on:** October 16, 2009, 12:31:39 AM »

No, condoms don't work, that's the moral of the story. The only time I've actually been able to bust while using a condom was when I jerked off into one (hey, there's no mess). I have a feeling I'll regret sharing that piece of information, but it came up at work earlier, so I felt like sharing it again. The worst thing is the "prolonged pleasure" or crap like that, since it just makes your penis numb and ruins sex even more than before.

EasyCure · « **Reply #28 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:14:05 AM »

Quote from: Brandogg on October 16, 2009, 12:31:39 AM

No, condoms don't work, that's the moral of the story. The only time I've actually been able to bust while using a condom was when I jerked off into one (hey, there's no mess). I have a feeling I'll regret sharing that piece of information, but it came up at work earlier, so I felt like sharing it again. The worst thing is the "prolonged pleasure" or crap like that, since it just makes your penis numb and ruins sex even more than before.

That's the part i'm interested in. Why was it ruined before the condoms?

Stogi · « **Reply #29 on:** October 16, 2009, 01:59:30 PM »

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #30 on:** October 16, 2009, 02:03:38 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on October 16, 2009, 10:14:05 AM

Quote from: Brandogg on October 16, 2009, 12:31:39 AM
No, condoms don't work, that's the moral of the story. The only time I've actually been able to bust while using a condom was when I jerked off into one (hey, there's no mess). I have a feeling I'll regret sharing that piece of information, but it came up at work earlier, so I felt like sharing it again. The worst thing is the "prolonged pleasure" or crap like that, since it just makes your penis numb and ruins sex even more than before.

That's the part i'm interested in. Why was it ruined before the condoms?

A) Rough sex with the wife leading to breaking the only bone in his body that's not actually a bone.

B) Horrible teething accident while he was sleeping in the nude.

C) Found out why you don't cook bacon in the nude, and always in a apron if you do.

D) This one time he was looking for lube and in his haste grabbed the icy hot instead.

You can only choose 2.

Stogi · « **Reply #31 on:** October 16, 2009, 02:21:33 PM »

He's obviously talking about how condoms ruin sex, but those prolonged pleasure condoms are even worse.

Condoms are a necessity though. I had some freak over on wednesday that I pulled outside my favorite bar. She was jumping on my **** like a pogo stick. Two days later and I'm still sore. The condom didn't "ruin" my experience; there wouldn't have been an experience otherwise.

Ever since I thought I contracted AIDS from two African chicks in South Africa, I've been playing it safe. The period where I didn't know if I had AIDS or not, just waiting for the doctor to call back...it was hell. Never again.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #32 on:** October 16, 2009, 02:48:12 PM »

Lesson learned: Never sleep with African Chicks.... especially from S. Africa.

I'm taking notes.

Stogi · « **Reply #33 on:** October 16, 2009, 02:56:11 PM »

Wrong lesson. S. African chicks are incredibly beautiful. You'd be doing yourself a disservice to avoid them. Just play it safe.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #34 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:11:17 PM »

Doesn't get any safer than to just not do it.
Thanks for the lesson in African Abstinence

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #35 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:44:39 PM »

South Africa is basically the Nazi-era Germany of the southern hemisphere (don't read into that too much). Charlize Theron is from South Africa, and she's pretty hot, though. BTW, was referring to how the extended pleasure type are worse than regular condoms.

Stogi · « **Reply #36 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:46:58 PM »

As hot as she is, she doesn't represent S. Africa well.

EasyCure · « **Reply #37 on:** October 16, 2009, 04:01:22 PM »

Quote from: Brandogg on October 16, 2009, 03:44:39 PM

South Africa is basically the Nazi-era Germany of the southern hemisphere (don't read into that too much). Charlize Theron is from South Africa, and she's pretty hot, though. BTW, was referring to how the extended pleasure type are worse than regular condoms.

Makes much more sense now. I was reading you post ni a hurry since work is crazy busy.

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Author Topic: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now (Read 6564 times)