Last night, I was getting hammered celebrating a girlfriend's birthday and of course, our conversation lead us to the subject of sex and what not.
Like clockwork, the girls started talking about dick size; mainly discussing the average size. Needless to say, **** was getting awkward, but coming through in the clutch was my friend who jumped up with his hands on his head, coincidentally, looking exactly like my pooh avatar and yelled out with such enthusiasm:
"If I had a really hot chick in my bed and it turned out that she had penis, I'd be like 'WHOOOA!.......................................Wait....who's dick is bigger?'"
I literally was laughing so hard I cried. No one could talk for the next several minutes without immediately cracking up. At one point, I even applauded.
This comment came a little bit after a little schpeel where I was impersonating him, saying things like: "Hey, I'm *****. I like to say outlandish things like: I like to eat burritos while I masturbate......Oop! Have to poop!"
And then he tops me by saying that. Perfect.
Anyway, I just had to share that even if it doesn't make you laugh in the slightest.