Author Topic: I've got a new game, if you know what I mean... (Read 21279 times)

bustin98 · « **on:** June 11, 2008, 12:33:49 AM »

All right. Since Song Titles has proven popular with at least 5 of you, its time to bring on another 'pump your post count' thread.

Here's the rules: Starting from this post and about every tenth post, someone picks a theme then shows an example of where to begin. Every post must follow that theme. Every post must contain 'if you know what I mean' or 'if you get my drift' or some other similar line. If a couple of days goes by and a theme proves to be too tough, someone may start a new theme.

First theme: cars

I've got to rev up her engine, if you know what I mean...

(Sidenote: If GP posts in here I'll have a stroke)

animecyberrat · « **Reply #1 on:** June 11, 2008, 12:36:45 AM »

my car broke down, if you catch my drift.

DAaaMan64 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 11, 2008, 01:25:39 AM »

I had to give the old car some choke to warm it up, if you're getting what I'm sayin'

bustin98 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 11, 2008, 10:27:33 AM »

You've to play with the stick to get it in gear, if you know where I'm coming from...

EasyCure · « **Reply #4 on:** June 11, 2008, 12:20:01 PM »

You gotta jiggle the key a little to get 'er started, if you know what i'm sayin'

(ps i like this game)

(pps. the rats post is sad. even when we're playing a game he's being emo about his Erectile Disfucntion)

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #5 on:** June 11, 2008, 12:48:23 PM »

There's room for another passenger in the back seat, if you catch my drift.

animecyberrat · « **Reply #6 on:** June 11, 2008, 01:08:00 PM »

not true, I put the pedal to the metal, if you know what I mean.

bustin98 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 11, 2008, 01:29:07 PM »

UltimatePartyBear proves his name...

Thanks, now I've got to go lube the lugnuts, if you know what I mean...

vudu · « **Reply #8 on:** June 11, 2008, 02:20:34 PM »

I have no idea what any of you mean. Please explain.

EasyCure · « **Reply #9 on:** June 11, 2008, 02:47:57 PM »

you gotta skim thru the owners manual to know which buttons to press, if you catch my drift

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2008, 03:25:40 PM »

Quote from: vudu on June 11, 2008, 02:20:34 PM

I have no idea what any of you mean. Please explain.

I guess vudu still only has his learner's permit, if you know what I mean.

EasyCure · « **Reply #11 on:** June 11, 2008, 04:43:58 PM »

Quote from: UltimatePartyBear on June 11, 2008, 03:25:40 PM

Quote from: vudu on June 11, 2008, 02:20:34 PM
I have no idea what any of you mean. Please explain.

I guess vudu still only has his learner's permit, if you know what I mean.

OH NO HE DIDNT

vudu, when you're ready,

make sure you got plenty of oil before you go on looong trips, if you know what i mean

vudu · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2008, 05:02:25 PM »

I guess you could say I prefer to drive it home with my legal parent or guardian, if you catch my meaning.

DID I DO IT RIGHT?

animecyberrat · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2008, 05:05:07 PM »

Quote from: vudu on June 11, 2008, 05:02:25 PM

I guess you could say I prefer to drive it home with my legal parent or guardian, if you catch my meaning.

DID I DO IT RIGHT?

ew. Talk about redneck.

EasyCure · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2008, 05:13:52 PM »

Quote from: animecyberrat on June 11, 2008, 05:05:07 PM

Quote from: vudu on June 11, 2008, 05:02:25 PM
I guess you could say I prefer to drive it home with my legal parent or guardian, if you catch my meaning.

DID I DO IT RIGHT?

ew. Talk about redneck.

you should talk. i hear your sister likes to hope in your car and take trips downtown, if you smell what the rock is cooking i think i ruined my joke

vudu · « **Reply #15 on:** June 11, 2008, 05:22:37 PM »

NEW TOPIC: VAMPIRE SEX

She sucked me dry, if you know what I mean.

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #16 on:** June 11, 2008, 06:01:21 PM »

(How are we supposed to make sexual innuendo while already talking about sex, vampiric or otherwise? I'm not sure my Wii can read dual-layered innuendo. I'll just pretend the topic is vampires.)

I'd like to drive my wooden stake into her, if you know what I mean.

animecyberrat · « **Reply #17 on:** June 11, 2008, 06:13:38 PM »

nevermind this game is lamer than the song titles thread I am out.

vudu · « **Reply #18 on:** June 11, 2008, 06:43:51 PM »

Quote from: UltimatePartyBear on June 11, 2008, 06:01:21 PM

(How are we supposed to make sexual innuendo while already talking about sex, vampiric or otherwise? I'm not sure my Wii can read dual-layered innuendo.

Quote from: Bill Aurion on June 07, 2008, 09:13:30 AM

You don't love them enough...LOVE HARDER!

Ceric · « **Reply #19 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:36:56 PM »

Let's take this game out of Park, If you know me

nickmitch · « **Reply #20 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:12:20 PM »

I've recently risen from the grave, ladies?

blackfootsteps · « **Reply #21 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:47:23 PM »

I just sprayed her with my holy water, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.

vudu · « **Reply #22 on:** June 11, 2008, 11:13:10 PM »

Oh god; BFS wins the thread. All you other chumps lose. (If you know what I mean.)

bustin98 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 12, 2008, 01:37:28 AM »

Ok, new theme. Video games.

My Solid Snake is hunting a Fox Hound, if you get my meanin'

Smoke39 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 12, 2008, 09:57:21 AM »

I'd like a taste of Link's Lon Lon milk, if y'know what I mean.

I'd like to show Link my Master Sword, if you catch my drift.

I'd like to make Link's cuckoo attack, if you dig what I'm saying.

EasyCure · « **Reply #25 on:** June 12, 2008, 01:35:47 PM »

Quote from: vudu on June 11, 2008, 11:13:10 PM

Oh god; BFS wins the thread. All you other chumps lose. (If you know what I mean.)

NOT WITHOUT A CONTENDER!

Don't worry babe, we'll be asleep by sunrise if you know what i'm saying

or

i'll make more than just her her neck drip, if you know what i'm talkin' 'bout

VIDEO GAMES:

I'd like to put my Mario in Peaches other castle, if you know what i mean

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #26 on:** June 12, 2008, 02:49:59 PM »

The obvious:
The ladies like to waggle my Wii, if you follow me.

Star Fox:
The hatches are open, if you catch my meaning.
Incoming enemy from the rear, if you know what I'm sayin'.

vudu · « **Reply #27 on:** June 12, 2008, 02:56:55 PM »

Why don't you just rip-off all the lines from this comic?

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #28 on:** June 12, 2008, 03:02:58 PM »

Where do you think I got the inspiration from?

Edit: I'm trying to work out one about a mega mushroom, but for some reason I keep ending up with impotence jokes.

EasyCure · « **Reply #29 on:** June 12, 2008, 05:50:42 PM »

I made Daisy lose her pedals a long time ago, if you know what i mean

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #30 on:** June 12, 2008, 06:16:41 PM »

To get it to work, she had to take it out and blow on it, if you know what I mean.

EasyCure · « **Reply #31 on:** June 12, 2008, 07:05:21 PM »

Quote from: UltimatePartyBear on June 12, 2008, 06:16:41 PM

To get it to work, she had to take it out and blow on it, if you know what I mean.

I love that one.

Mario Party 1:

you'll hurt your hand if you wiggle that joystick too much, if you know what i mean

wandering · « **Reply #32 on:** June 12, 2008, 08:11:39 PM »

Me and three buddies went over to Ms. Pac Man's place, then we started eating each other...if you know what I mean.

Ceric · « **Reply #33 on:** June 12, 2008, 09:18:48 PM »

Congratulations! You've Just Conquered the Last Level, if you know what I mean...

Rub It!, if you follow me...

EasyCure · « **Reply #34 on:** June 12, 2008, 09:19:09 PM »

Quote from: Wandering on June 12, 2008, 08:11:39 PM

Me and three buddies went over to Ms. Pac Man's place, then we started eating each other...if you know what I mean.

don't you hate it when you go to eat and its as rough down there as the sands of time, if you get my drift?

Ceric · « **Reply #35 on:** June 12, 2008, 09:22:15 PM »

Let's go Make an Extra Life, if you get where I'm going...

Dude, Game Over, if you get the drift...

EasyCure · « **Reply #36 on:** June 12, 2008, 09:43:00 PM »

Quote from: Ceric on June 12, 2008, 09:22:15 PM

Let's go Make an Extra Life, if you get where I'm going...

Dude, Game Over, if you get the drift...

time for a new topic, yours werent good at all. sorry.

but i can see why. you have how many kids now?

NEW TOPIC: MUSIC

i can finger those frets with the best of em, know what im talking about?

Armak88 · « **Reply #37 on:** June 12, 2008, 10:16:46 PM »

I broke my G-string, if you conceive what I am pontificating...

EasyCure · « **Reply #38 on:** June 12, 2008, 10:22:37 PM »

the sounds get higher the further up the neck she moves her fingers, got it?

EDIT: i'd like to go back to the topic of video games for a second since we all missed the most obvious joke:

Let me show you my pokeballs, if you catch my drift

or

I'm as hard as Onix, if you know what i mean

My Arbok is super effective, ya dig?

now back to music:

turn the volume up, if you know what i'm sayin

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #39 on:** June 13, 2008, 12:12:53 PM »

Brass section jokes:

I was practicing my tonguing, if you know what I mean.

We lubricated our valves, if you catch my drift.

General Music:

I've played a lot of solos, and I've been in plenty of duets, but I'll never forget the time I was part of a quartet, if you know what I mean.

EasyCure · « **Reply #40 on:** June 13, 2008, 12:56:55 PM »

that was WIN.

I don't mind a couple of slap bass solos if you know what i mean

nickmitch · « **Reply #41 on:** June 13, 2008, 08:52:38 PM »

She really knows her way around the wood winds, ya follow me?

bustin98 · « **Reply #42 on:** June 13, 2008, 11:03:15 PM »

I love to fiddle with the ole bone flute, if you know what I mean...

EasyCure · « **Reply #43 on:** June 14, 2008, 02:17:41 PM »

i'd bang that drum slowly, ya dig?

vudu · « **Reply #44 on:** June 15, 2008, 12:18:50 PM »

EasyCure marches to the beat of a different drum, if you catch my drift.

nickmitch · « **Reply #45 on:** June 15, 2008, 12:22:46 PM »

My girlfriend can really hit those high notes, if you know what I mean.

EasyCure · « **Reply #46 on:** June 15, 2008, 01:55:37 PM »

Quote from: vudu on June 15, 2008, 12:18:50 PM

EasyCure marches to the beat of a different drum, if you catch my drift.

now thats just uncalled for.

NEW TOPIC: MOVIES

vudu likes Brokeback Mountain ALOT, if you know what i mean. and i mean ALOT

nickmitch · « **Reply #47 on:** June 15, 2008, 02:00:34 PM »

I hear Bill Dances With Wolves, if you can understand my innuendo.

EasyCure · « **Reply #48 on:** June 15, 2008, 02:08:12 PM »

so we're officially raggin on eachother now? awesome

heard Rat wants to join the fellowship of the ring if ya get my drift

wandering · « **Reply #49 on:** June 15, 2008, 02:18:44 PM »

I strained myself trying to blow my horn, if you catch my drift.

...oh, we're on a new topic already?

I usually leave quite a mess for the theater staff to clean up, if you know what I mean.

EasyCure · « **Reply #50 on:** June 15, 2008, 02:27:00 PM »

Bustin' makes Wandering feel good, if you know what i mean.

Theatre staff thinks Slimer was at the show after Wanderings done.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #51 on:** June 15, 2008, 02:59:47 PM »

Cars:
I've got more than enough to fill her trunk, yadidamean

Vampire:
They may have sucked me dry, but have never left me stiff, you feel me.

Videogames:
Daisy held the stem while Peach swallowed the mushroom, if you know what I mean

Music:
She like to sing but she loves to hum, if you catch my drift.

Movies:
She made the directors cut on my casting couch, if you see where I'm goin with that

nickmitch · « **Reply #52 on:** June 15, 2008, 04:01:25 PM »

I love it when she pumps my Iron, man, ya dig?

I think I'll take a Journey to the Center of Her, if you know what I mean.

I'd like to show her What Lies Beneath, follow me?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #53 on:** June 15, 2008, 07:14:41 PM »

Her Eyes won't be the only thing I leave Wide Shut, believe that.

nickmitch · « **Reply #54 on:** June 15, 2008, 07:43:23 PM »

Last night, I saw Holes, and she saw Anaconda. Neither of watched a movie, ya feel me?

EasyCure · « **Reply #55 on:** June 16, 2008, 08:40:12 AM »

i'm sure she can handle my big veiny Hulk, what what i'm sayin?

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #56 on:** June 16, 2008, 01:08:26 PM »

I entered The Black Hole and reached the Event Horizon, if you know what I mean.

By my count, it's new theme time!

Travel

I took a little trip Down Under, if you catch my drift.

EasyCure · « **Reply #57 on:** June 16, 2008, 01:37:45 PM »

lol "where women glow and men plunder" no wonder they glow huh?

careful with that one, i hear it smells funny south of the border, if you get my drift

vudu · « **Reply #58 on:** June 16, 2008, 02:43:06 PM »

EasyCure hails from Uruguay, if you catch my meaning.

EasyCure's dream is to blast off on a rocket and touch down on Uranus, if you know what I mean.

EasyCure's Canadian, if you understand what I'm saying.

EasyCure · « **Reply #59 on:** June 16, 2008, 03:22:35 PM »

Quote from: vudu on June 16, 2008, 02:43:06 PM

EasyCure hails from Uruguay, if you catch my meaning.

EasyCure's dream is to blast off on a rocket and touch down on Uranus, if you know what I mean.

EasyCure's Canadian, if you understand what I'm saying.

lets just make this official

NEW TOPIC: The Forums

vudu likes to insert quotes from any forum member who'll let him, if you know what i mean

nickmitch · « **Reply #60 on:** June 16, 2008, 03:30:44 PM »

I hear Easycure likes to go to Tailand, for some reason. If you know your capitals.

EasyCure · « **Reply #61 on:** June 16, 2008, 03:36:12 PM »

Quote from: nickmitch on June 16, 2008, 03:30:44 PM

I hear Easycure likes to go to Tailand, for some reason. If you know your capitals.

LOL

i hear nickmitch likes to take a different kinda shower than the rest of us, and a GoldenP. likes to help, if you know what i mean

vudu · « **Reply #62 on:** June 16, 2008, 03:38:04 PM »

EasyCure wants to get into DAaaMan64's DigiPen, if you know what I mean.

EasyCure · « **Reply #63 on:** June 16, 2008, 03:44:00 PM »

vudus got a joke thread in his pants, thats what all the girls are sayin

whereas i got a funhouse in mine, if you get my meaning

vudu · « **Reply #64 on:** June 16, 2008, 03:59:11 PM »

Psh; I gosta MEGA THREAD in my pants, boy.

EasyCure · « **Reply #65 on:** June 16, 2008, 04:17:23 PM »

Its useless if all you're gonna do is post bumps with UB, if you know what i mean

wandering · « **Reply #66 on:** June 16, 2008, 06:50:53 PM »

That box of cookies isn't the only package I've delivered to ShyGuy, if you know what I mean.

EasyCure · « **Reply #67 on:** June 16, 2008, 07:04:43 PM »

i heard unclebob is packing (supplies) if you know what i mean

nickmitch · « **Reply #68 on:** June 16, 2008, 07:17:00 PM »

Don't worry, babe. I've got the EasyCure for what ails you.

I hear that Bill isn't the only one who enjoys a few lolis a day.
Side note: Bill doesn't eat candy because of his diabetus.

EasyCure · « **Reply #69 on:** June 16, 2008, 07:58:51 PM »

she likes to scroll up and down my thread, if you know what i mean

wandering · « **Reply #70 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:32:35 PM »

Why do I spend so much time at the graveyard? Let's just say I like bumping dead threads, if you know what I mean.

New topic: chess

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #71 on:** June 21, 2008, 12:58:42 AM »

He didn't like it when he saw me forking his queen, if you get what I'm saying.

nickmitch · « **Reply #72 on:** June 21, 2008, 01:25:31 AM »

She said she likes the way my knight moves, ya feel me?

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #73 on:** June 21, 2008, 01:38:33 AM »

She was amazed at how well he handled his pieces, if you get what I'm saying.

EasyCure · « **Reply #74 on:** June 21, 2008, 06:02:36 AM »

i know all the right moves, if you know what i'm saying

i can take your queen in just a few moves, if you what what i mean

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #75 on:** March 24, 2011, 01:08:21 PM »

New Topic: Sports

GOOOOAAAAAL wasn't the only thing she was screaming everytime I scored, holla if ya hear me.

Stogi · « **Reply #76 on:** March 24, 2011, 01:18:51 PM »

I unleashed my rook and she yelled BEESHIP BEESHIP, you heard me?

ELECTRONICS

I tweeted on her i...phone, if you know what I mean.

apdude · « **Reply #77 on:** March 24, 2011, 01:28:07 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on March 24, 2011, 01:08:21 PM

New Topic: Sports

She got stuck in the box for Hooking, if you know what I'm saying.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #78 on:** March 24, 2011, 01:46:47 PM »

She handed me the pigskin and I went head first up the middle. if ya know what I mean.

Stogi · « **Reply #79 on:** March 24, 2011, 01:55:08 PM »

Didn't see that (i turned off notification of new posts).

I threw a flag in the air and told her she had to repeat first down, if you know what I mean.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #80 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:08:26 PM »

During the warm-ups she was a tight end, but after the big game she's a wide receiver. wink wink

Stogi · « **Reply #81 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:23:55 PM »

She calls me the pinch hitter, ya'mean.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #82 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:38:37 PM »

I don't know much about tennis, but let's just say there were some fuzzy balls and a whole lot of racquet

apdude · « **Reply #83 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:42:02 PM »

The 5 hole was closed so, had to go back door, nudge nudge.

Stogi · « **Reply #84 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:42:36 PM »

hahahaha

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #85 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:45:05 PM »

They said she was a Par 5, but I holed in 1.

nickmitch · « **Reply #86 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:34:23 PM »

I mananged to hit the 7-10 split.

News:

Author Topic: I've got a new game, if you know what I mean... (Read 21279 times)