Topic: Which poster should I stalk?

[Bill Aurion]

I only have a few more days of classes before finally getting a well-deserved two months of break, but my summer is pretty open...To kill time I have decided to stalk someone, but I'm having a hard time deciding who...

I'd prefer it if the poster DOESN'T want me to stalk them, so Smoke and nitsu are out, and considering Mr. Jack is getting married I feel it'd be pretty awkward to stalk him...

I'm thinking of stalking UncleBob so I can snag his Nintendo gear and hold it hostage until he stops flooding the Funhouse with his topics, but any other suggestions would be most welcome!

[shammack]

Professional 666

[Mysticspike]

Oh boy, this could get ugly. I have no thoughts on this.

[UltimatePartyBear]

UncleBob clearly wants a stalker, what with all the personal information he freely shares.  That wouldn't be much of a challenge.

[animecyberrat]

just leave me out of it.

[nickmitch]

Easycure?

[Bill Aurion]

Professional 666

To be honest, I'm actually scared of what I'd find in Pro's room... =(

UncleBob clearly wants a stalker, what with all the personal information he freely shares.  That wouldn't be much of a challenge.

It'd definitely be a toss-up between challenge and practicality, yes...

Oh boy, this could get ugly. I have no thoughts on this.

just leave me out of it.

Yeaaaah, I have zero plans on stalking you guys, so lucky you?

Easycure?

Show some confidence with your choice, man!

[nickmitch]

EASYCURE!

[GoldenPhoenix]

I think you should stalk yourself.

[UncleBob]

Only stalk me if you mean it.

And by mean it, I mean come in and rape me when my wife's at work.

[ShyGuy]

wat

[shammack]

Only stalk me if you mean it.

And by mean it, I mean come in and rape me when my wife's at work.

It's not really rape if you request it.

[Mysticspike]

Oh boy, this could get ugly. I have no thoughts on this.

Yeaaaah, I have zero plans on stalking you guys, so lucky you?

Yeah, I knew you would not be stalking me, thank god, but I'm saying, sucks for everyone else I guess.

[Smoke39]

I think you should stock yourself.

wat

[Bill Aurion]

I think you should stock yourself.

With what?  Cola?  Fried chicken?  UFO catcher plushies?

Only stalk me if you mean it.

And by mean it, I mean come in and rape me when my wife's at work.

Your reverse psychology won't work on me!

[UncleBob]

I can't help it if I know you want to touch my man-nipples.

By the way, Bill, you need to sign up for my Mafia.

[nickmitch]

Stalk Stan. We need to know what he's REALLY up to.

[vudu]

Are ex-staff members eligible?  If so, you should hit up Sklens.  Add Karl for a twofor.

If you want a challenge, the four thousand miles separating you and Greg Leahy should provide a suitable test.

[Dasmos]

I reckon Infernal.

[Darkheart]

Bill whats that anime in your first post, I remember your blog long ago mentioning it.




and . . . . stalk golden :3

[Bill Aurion]

Stalk Stan. We need to know what he's REALLY up to.

He works in a hospital...Or at least that's what he did back when he'd come on MSN back in the day...*NOT-SO-SUBTLE HINT TO STAN*

Are ex-staff members eligible?  If so, you should hit up Sklens.  Add Karl for a twofor.

If you want a challenge, the four thousand miles separating you and Greg Leahy should provide a suitable test.

Who is Sklens?  Who is Greg?  I don't know them and thus they suck (for not being on the forums with us, just like a bunch of OTHER current NWR staff who also do not post in the forums...)

I reckon Infernal.

We already stalk each other online...It's easier and more practical!

Bill whats that anime in your first post, I remember your blog long ago mentioning it.

and . . . . stalk golden :3

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei...And I'm afraid GP would catch me and force me to play Heavenly Sword all night... =(

[Darkheart]

Stalk Stan. We need to know what he's REALLY up to.

He works in a hospital...Or at least that's what he did back when he'd come on MSN back in the day...*NOT-SO-SUBTLE HINT TO STAN*

Are ex-staff members eligible?  If so, you should hit up Sklens.  Add Karl for a twofor.

If you want a challenge, the four thousand miles separating you and Greg Leahy should provide a suitable test.

Who is Sklens?  Who is Greg?  I don't know them and thus they suck (for not being on the forums with us, just like a bunch of OTHER current NWR staff who also do not post in the forums...)

I reckon Infernal.

We already stalk each other online...It's easier and more practical!

Bill whats that anime in your first post, I remember your blog long ago mentioning it.

and . . . . stalk golden :3

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei...And I'm afraid GP would catch me and force me to play Heavenly Sword all night... =(

Stick a piece of bread in her PS3 and you wont have to worry ~!

[Caliban]

Who is Greg?

Greg posts under the username of Yoshidious, and he does post frequently. If you would listen to the podcast you would know who he is.

[nickmitch]

Mike Sklens

[Bill Aurion]

After checking, Yoshidious has 79 posts, with 70 of those being in Talkback...

...

That is not frequent, Caliban...That is not frequent at all... >=|

(And I hate podcasts, but I can't deny that's a tactical blunder in my information-gathering sector...)

[vudu]

Sklens is Obi.

Greg is Yoshidious, and he's the best thing to happen to the podcast since Stan left.

[EasyCure]

Easycure?

what? why!??!?!

Easycure?

Show some confidence with your choice, man!

Seriously

EASYCURE!

THATS BETTER! Hmph!


hey wait! why me! stalk TVMAN

[nickmitch]

TVman is dead. I killed him and took his posts.

[EasyCure]

bastard, you know what i meant!


(that was good though)

[nickmitch]

I do my best sometimes.

Is Bill any closer to making a decision?

[Caliban]

After checking, Yoshidious has 79 posts, with 70 of those being in Talkback...

...
That is not frequent, Caliban...That is not frequent at all... >=|

For someone that has 14000+ posts, and considering you registered 3 days after me, no wonder you think he doesn't post frequently.

[Bill Aurion]

hey wait! why me! stalk TVMAN

Why NOT you?  I will only eliminate you from the list if you give me a good reason!

I do my best sometimes.

Is Bill any closer to making a decision?

No... =(

But right now UncleBob is still a good candidate (I will not fall for his attempt at reverse psychology), DAaaman (Because he's stalking The Princess right now and I want to make a line of stalkers) or EasyCure (Just because )

For someone that has 14000+ posts, and considering you registered 3 days after me, no wonder you think he doesn't post frequently.

Nah, he hasn't been showing his face outside of Talkback, which to be honest is "the political zone" of the forums, but with games instead of politics...Lots of abuse and no fun like in the other more rainbow-filled sections!  He needs to spread his wings!

[Arbok]

Professional 666

To be honest, I'm actually scared of what I'd find in Pro's room... =(

I'm disappointed in the lack of adventurous spirit expressed in these sentiments...

Anyway, I also think Pro is the best choice here.

[Mysticspike]

Go Pro or go home!

[nickmitch]

Why is this thread lacking a poll?

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

ahahahhahaah

who is this Pro

[UltimatePartyBear]

ahahahhahaah

who is this Pro

Pro is a 26 year old, Philippines-born civil engineer living in Northern California who likes video games and anime, enjoys video editing as a creative outlet, and likes mushrooms and black olives on his pizza.

[BeautifulShy]

ahahahhahaah

who is this Pro

Pro is a 26 year old, Philippines-born civil engineer living in Northern California who likes video games and anime, enjoys video editing as a creative outlet, and likes mushrooms and black olives on his pizza.

I nominate Party Bear.

[Bill Aurion]

Anyway, I also think Pro is the best choice here.

Go Pro or go home!

Pro is a 26 year old, Philippines-born civil engineer living in Northern California who likes video games and anime, enjoys video editing as a creative outlet, and likes mushrooms and black olives on his pizza.

Sorry guys, Pro already has someone tailing him!

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

ahahahahah

that guy sounds boring

[DAaaMan64]

What about Maxi? Could you stalk him?

[BeautifulShy]

What about Daaman64?

[UltimatePartyBear]

That's a good idea.  All we really know about DAaaMan is that he likes FLCL.  What are you hiding, Mr. 64?  Hmmm?

[BeautifulShy]

Bill what do you think of the above choices?

[ShyGuy]

Does Pro have a mustache? he shouldn't have a mustache.

[vudu]

I am both relieved and saddened that I haven't been nominated.

[Maverick]

I am both relieved and saddened that I haven't been nominated.

I share this sentiment.

[Smoke39]

I nominate vudu and Maverick.

[Maverick]

Sympathy Stalking is the best kind.   

[GoldenPhoenix]

I think Bill should stalk Kairon. Maybe he can scare Kairon into doing a podcast.

[Bill Aurion]

If I stalk Kairon, I might find out if he really IS an Ubisoft plant!  Good idea, he's added to the list...

[Smash_Brother]

You'll have to look for Kairon where ever 3rd party games are sold...

[nickmitch]

. . .Or where someone is acutally buying them.

[Smash_Brother]

. . .Or where someone is acutally buying them.

Yes!

Just figure out which Wal-Mart sold the only copy of "Target: Terror" ever purchased and you have your lead.

[EasyCure]

hey wait! why me! stalk TVMAN

Why NOT you?  I will only eliminate you from the list if you give me a good reason!

I do my best sometimes.

Is Bill any closer to making a decision?

No... =(

But right now UncleBob is still a good candidate (I will not fall for his attempt at reverse psychology), DAaaman (Because he's stalking The Princess right now and I want to make a line of stalkers) or EasyCure (Just because )

For someone that has 14000+ posts, and considering you registered 3 days after me, no wonder you think he doesn't post frequently.

Nah, he hasn't been showing his face outside of Talkback, which to be honest is "the political zone" of the forums, but with games instead of politics...Lots of abuse and no fun like in the other more rainbow-filled sections!  He needs to spread his wings!

Want a good reason? I'm no fun. If you stalk me you'll just peek at me working for 12 hours then going home and sleeping. It's once in a blue that i get drunk and if that happened i'd end up finding YOU then we'd dance the night away (but i dont think we'd be that lucky)

I think Bill should stalk Kairon. Maybe he can scare Kairon into doing a podcast.

he is on the podcast, he's just asleep on the couch

[animecyberrat]

I know, I'll get him to do a podcast for my site, and then it will be so super popular that NWR readers will threaten to leave here and _{come over to the dark side} join my forums and he will have no choice but to do an NWR podcast to keep the peace.

[Kairon]

ahahahhahaah

who is this Pro

Pro is a 26 year old, Philippines-born civil engineer living in Northern California who likes video games and anime, enjoys video editing as a creative outlet, and likes mushrooms and black olives on his pizza.

Oh snap. My dad's a Philippines-born architect living in North California who likes whatever his wife tells him to like. That and art and hopefully one day illustrating a children's book.

I know, I'll get him to do a podcast for my site, and then it will be so super popular that NWR readers will threaten to leave here and _{come over to the dark side} join my forums and he will have no choice but to do an NWR podcast to keep the peace.

Now that I know your plan I can thwart your evil intentions. BEGONE USURPER!!!

[EasyCure]

does that mean you'll do the NWR podcast?

[nickmitch]

Radio Free Kairon: Coming soon

[Shecky]

Uncle Bob is a stalker... don't think you can stalk a stalker.

[EasyCure]

he'll find away

[Pryopizm]

Sklens is Obi.

Greg is Yoshidious, and he's the best thing to happen to the podcast since Stan left.

That could either be a nice compliment or highly upsetting. 

[NWR_Karl]

You're the Anti-Karl in his eyes, Stan-o. In other words, he likes you.

[Pryopizm]

Why are you using a different poster-name, Karl?

[NWR_Karl]

Oh HAR HAR HAR, fucker.

[vudu]

It's not that I don't like Karl; it's that he occationally regularly has very strong opinions that are completely wrong. 

But his love for SUDA51 makes him a pretty swell guy overall.

[NWR_Karl]

My greatest regret is that I was not on the podcast to wipe the fact that No More Heroes was getting widespread critical acclaim in everyone's faces.

Oh, and if anyone's curious, my new game-crush is Mad World by Platinum Games.

[Smash_Brother]

Uncle Bob is a stalker... don't think you can stalk a stalker.

"Bill, where's Unclebob?"
"In your closet."
"Where are you??"
"Watching him from the crawl-space."

[Pryopizm]

It's not that I don't like Karl; it's that he occationally regularly has very strong opinions that are completely wrong. 

But his love for SUDA51 makes him a pretty swell guy overall.

Well, I'm glad at least someone liked my work on the Podcast.  Had I stayed long enough, I would've added innovative things such as The Mancake Minute, Sweet Pete's Sweet Meats costarring Blue Ball's Beautiful Bologna (it's about cooking); and of course copious amounts of nudity.

I suppose it's a great loss to all of us that events transpired as they did (me hiding from the angry and misguided mob of PANGYA lovers.)

[NWR_Karl]

Super Swing was destined to be a hit, Stan. Anime pedophiles are a vastly untapped market.

[BeautifulShy]

So who did you stalk Bill?

[Bill Aurion]

ひみつです

[Caliban]

So who did you stalk Bill?

Everyone.

[wandering]

I don't think Bill is stalking me. He's a redhead, and the man who raped me last night had black hair.

[Stogi]

lol

Bill isn't very good at stalking. I know because I've been stalking him for years and he makes the same amateur mistake over and over again.

Bill, your never going to be inconspicuous looking like TMNT's Raphael when he goes out to "vent". When it's 90 degrees outside, people are going to notice the idiot in the full length jacket and Carmen Sandiago hat and either think one of two things: either your a pervert waiting to flash your junk or your Powder.

P.S. Bill's secret fetish is masturbating to anime beastiality. It's awful, disturbing, but utterly hilarious.

[Bill Aurion]

Whoa!  I thought you had me for a second, but you are apparently just a really good guesser!

The evidence is that you didn't mention anything about tentacles in that last bit...........

...

Whoops...

[nickmitch]

Secrets REVEALED!!!

[ThePerm]

[2]

If I stalk Kairon, I might find out if he really IS a Ubisoft plant!  Good idea, he's added to the list...

The correct pronunciation of the company name is you-be-soft, though it is also commonly mispronounced oo-be-soft. ~ Wikipedia

[Bill Aurion]

I'm not really sure how you can tell how I'm pronouncing a word through the internet, but okay!

[Stogi]

Don't worry. I have my ways.


Muhahahahahaha!

[nickmitch]

I'm not really sure how you can tell how I'm pronouncing a word through the internet, but okay!

It's the look in your eyes when you type.