Author Topic: Bloodworth: Great Mod or Greatest Mod? (Read 15819 times)

Khushrenada · « **Reply #50 on:** February 21, 2007, 04:56:37 PM »

Welcom to the Bloodworth update.

Our top story: Congratulations to Bloodworth for locking another thread.

This one in the Wii forum. We'll see if Pap64 will take this warning to heart and learns not to question Bloodworth in the future when he demands you change your avatar and represses your best friend/jerk. As stated before, Bloodworth is trying to elevate this site and it is getting tiring to see people here continue to waste his time. Hopefully, a banning will be coming soon. (Maybe then, someone else could start a topic of value in the Wii forum.)

And now our investigative reporter in the field has some startling conclusions that he has made.

Ever since the banning of Chuck Norris and his stupidly large avatar, it seems like Jonnyboy has gone into hiding. Perhaps he is aware that Bloodworth has cracked down on avatars breaking the rules and is trying to avoid giving up his avatar. Well, it won't work. Bloodworth is on to you. At one time intimidating, Jonnyboy has now lost the edge to Bloodworth and one imagines it is just a matter of time before he takes away the director ability from Windyman and gives it to Bloodworth.

Which should have happened in the first place if Windyman hadn't cheated and made Jonnyboy an offer he couldn't refuse. $200, a case of beer and a meal at Quizno's. It's Quiznos, who can resist? Speculation of a trade is heating up and some wonder if Jonnyboy won't give Bloodworth the Director's chair to keep his illegal avatar. More news as it develops.

Finally, not one but two Chuck Norris(s) were banned today by Bloodworth. That's freakin' unbelievable! Is this guy the greatest or what?

To close, no sign of Svevan since we gave him some "busy" work to do with movies. This has helped free Bloodworth to take care of other matters on the board.

Good night from all of us here at BNN.

Bloodworth · « **Reply #51 on:** February 21, 2007, 05:06:12 PM »

Actually, I think Windy's been doing a better job as director than I would have done.

*The kissers are defeated.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #52 on:** February 21, 2007, 05:10:56 PM »

A... sign of.... sign of.... weakness? From.. from.. Bloodworth?

I....

I....

I need to sit down. I just... I just can't understand...... I mean.... wow. Whoa.

I.... Bloodworth.... giving up.... at the final push..... so close....

I need to rethink everything.

Windyman is the greatest mod ever on these boards. Remember the time he used a dupe account in SUPER's game and totally ruined it for that mafia? That was awesome. Windyman is so cool.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #53 on:** February 21, 2007, 05:12:10 PM »

That was totally NOT cool! Though it was totally worth it when he bit the dust...

Khushrenada · « **Reply #54 on:** February 21, 2007, 05:19:15 PM »

Hahahaha. That's right. No one likes Windy! Hahahaha. Oh wait. I shouldn't have said that.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #55 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:08:16 PM »

Alright! Who is responsible for this?

This smear campaign seems like the diabolical work of either Svevan, Pale, Windyman, Jonnyboy, ViewtifulGamer, SUPER, Rick Powers, Pyropizm, Megabyte or some other mod I'm forgetting.

Except for TYP. He's a good guy and is to busy flying around the world to worry about something like this.

What to do? Fortunately, the people responsible for these attack adds also give us the solution:

Do it Bloodworth. C'mon. So many troubles will be over. That will show them not to mess with you.

wandering · « **Reply #56 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:15:37 PM »

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some other mod I'm forgetting.

zoidberg!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #57 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:22:19 PM »

So, it seems Bloodworth is going to take me up on my advice. He tells me I will be the first one banned. He has however permitted me some final words with all of you. Well, I'm just going to sing a song for Bloodworth instead. A lot of you didn't like me for my Bloodworth stance. You hated the fact that I beat you to the Bloodworth bandwagon and then you called me a jerk. So, no song for you. Just Bloodworth. Here goes:

Shine on You Crazy Diamond
Remember when you were young, you
shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now
there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the
sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
You were caught on
the crossfire of childhood and stardom, blown on the steel
breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter, come on
you stranger, you legend, you martyr,
and shine!
You reached for the secret too soon, you cried for the
moon.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Threatened by
shadows at night, and exposed in the light.
Shine on you
crazy diamond.
Well you wore out your welcome with random
precision, rode on the steel breeze.
Come on you raver, you
seer of visions, come on you painter, you piper, you
prisoner,
and shine!
Nobody knows where you are,
how near or how far.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Pile
on many more layers and I'll be joining you there.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
And we'll bask in the
shadow of yesterday's triumph, and sail on the steel
breeze.
Come on you boy child, you winner and loser, come
on you miner for truth and delusion,
and shine!

And with that, the joke is done.

So long everybody. Hope I was able to make you all smile at least once. I had fun on these boards but it's time to go. All good things must come to an end. Try not to hate each other too much. And never forget the mafia legend you had playing with you. Best wishes everyone!

Bloodworth · « **Reply #58 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:25:59 PM »

*Bloodworth tells an exciting tale.

Svevan · « **Reply #59 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:09:44 PM »

LOCKED.

Bloodworth · « **Reply #60 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:13:44 PM »

*Bloodworth can't stop laughing.

wandering · « **Reply #61 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:24:02 PM »

Oh, good, you unlocked this, Bloodworth. Now I can go ahead with my insidious accusations as planned.

What was I saying?

Oh, are you sure Bloodworth is really as great as you suppose, Khushrenada? What if he harbored a dark secret?

Consider this: Bloodworth just locked a thread because people were speculating about whether mysticspike was a dupe account. Why would he do that, unless...he had something to hide?

That's right. I think Bloodworth and Mysticspike are one and the same.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #62 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:54:04 PM »

No wonder spike is such a dork.

UncleBob · « **Reply #63 on:** February 22, 2007, 01:09:50 AM »

The "Bring on the 8 Year olds" was mine, although, to be fair, it was a post that Bloodworth actually made.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #64 on:** March 05, 2007, 02:12:47 PM »

Good news. I've been unbanned. Of course, Bloodworth keeps saying that he never banned me. While it is true that he never had to go through the actual action of banning me, I knew him well enough to know that I was banned. Plus, I didn't want to waste more of his precious time actually having to perform a ban when I got the unwritten message loud and clear. If you know your banned, you should just know to stay away. I don't know why people have to protest all the time. JUST LISTEN TO THE MAN!!!!

Oh, and anger management went real well, thank you.

Soooooo, what's been happening? Pap64 and Smash_Brother have been ruthlessly repressing a foriegn country. Nice. I hear it was the country where the fake Chuck Norris account and Spike accounts came from. I think Bloodworth might have given the order on this one.

Oh, and Smash_Brother got Svevan to lock the thread about him. Also nice. A self inflicted lock. Someone take away his mod powers before he kills himself with them. (Can there be any more doubt that Smash_Brother is on the Bloodworth payroll now?)

Let's see, Wandering is accusing Bloodworth of being mysticspike. Ha ha. Someone is playing with fire. Mysticspike speculation is what got these forums put in lockdown in the first place. Although, to be honest, I did have such a suspicion at one time. I know. My emperor, I have failed you. But, it just seemed that Bloodworth and mysticspike were always on the board at the same time. I soon dispelled those notions and found the truth.

Yes. While I was away, I took some time to clear my head and found some interesting information on our friend, mysticspike.

Mysticspike is Leo Mensink. He lives at 409 Midland Lane, Monona, WI, 53716. His mother's name is Lisa Mensink. Leo was once a member of the Monona cub scout pack. I won't go on becuase that's creepy. But, my detective skills are good for more than just mafia games. So, now everyone can let the whole dupe account thing drop. Any questions?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #65 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:02:22 PM »

I'm impressed. Have you ever thought of becoming a stalker?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #66 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:14:54 PM »

Please. I invented stalking.

Look behind you right now!

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #67 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:39:23 PM »

Wait...so your master banned you, Khush?

I believe it. You wouldn't be considered a lack if your master didn't abuse you every once in a while.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #68 on:** March 05, 2007, 04:02:34 PM »

As I said before, Bloodworth keeps saying that he didn't ban me and the other mods will say the same thing. But, of course, they are just following the Bloodworth party line. Anyways, Bloodworth didn't have to say I was banned. I could tell from his avatar.

By the way, I don't work for NWR so I'm not a Bloodworth lackey. Yeah. I said that. Well, except for TYP. He's a maverick. A wildcard if you will. Marches to the beat of his own drum. But everyone's fine with that since he and Bloodworth still get along.

How are things going with your master Svevan? Still trying to create a smear campaign? A Svevan-Pap smear campaign as it is referred to around here.

Bloodworth · « **Reply #69 on:** March 05, 2007, 05:42:08 PM »

I'm surprised at how many people are still wearing their party hats two weeks later.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #70 on:** March 05, 2007, 07:12:18 PM »

...Was Bloodworth behind the "change the avatar of the guy in the infamous masturbation thread"? No mod ever admitted to it It was SUPER

Svevan · « **Reply #71 on:** March 05, 2007, 08:04:59 PM »

I wasn't around for that, please tell me what happened.

Shift Key · « **Reply #72 on:** March 05, 2007, 08:46:54 PM »

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Originally posted by: Svevan
I wasn't around for that, please tell me what happened.

I second this request for enlightenment.

IceCold · « **Reply #73 on:** March 05, 2007, 08:54:04 PM »

Here you go.. Shawst3r got banned and his avatar read "I support masturbatory rights" after that ordeal.

wandering · « **Reply #74 on:** March 05, 2007, 09:09:39 PM »

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Shawst3r got banned and his avatar read "I support masturbatory rights" after that ordeal.

No, I think that was his title. His avatar became a hybrid Islamic/gay pride flag (which was, incidentally, hosted at pro666's site. What's his connection to this, I wonder? Did a mod ask him to host the image? Or was the image already there to begin with? Is pro666 secretly a mod? Secretly shawnst3r?)

edit: Although, now that I think about it, did the avatar contain BOTH the gay Islamic flag, and the message "I support masturbatory rights"? If it did, that would mean....Shawnst3r was really the greatest dupe account in history. He wasn't a Christian at all, but a professional under the employ of satan.

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Author Topic: Bloodworth: Great Mod or Greatest Mod? (Read 15819 times)