This sand is outstanding, it gets into everything. Even here in the town, well away from the deadly crushed rock sex tool. Sand. I took a sip of ale, "holy crap this is full of sand" an ugly beast woman approached, "that's because you ordered a glass of sand". I frowned, "no I didn't, you terrible excuse for a human" and shot her in the testicles. With my fist. "AUUUGH" she screamed, in a deep voice. I laughed, and stole several chairs before barrel rolling out a window.