Topic: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned

[BlackNMild2k1]

OMG TIMMY!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO!!!?

[Khushrenada]

Well, it didn't get you banned but an image you posted in a perfectly innocent thread of mine got it locked. I think that is about as close as you can get before getting banned and is most likely the answer to the challenge of this thread.

[BlackNMild2k1]

HAHAHA LOL. I'm so funny, that pic caught me off guard and made me laugh probably just as hard as the first time i posted it.

and perfectly innocent... LOL.
the pic was inspired by your OP and your implied opening pic.
it was just chocolate.... right? .....right!?

[Khushrenada]

I always thought it was funny but that day Funhouse users suddenly acquired a higher standard of comedy and pooh poohed the whole thing. That sudden demand in quality postings here sure faded fast though.

Maybe it is just me but when I look at my posts in that thread, I see nothing offensive in them so I think I'm justified in calling it innocent.

[Dasmos]

Here we go...

I have a sick, sick mind.  So I commonly think of awful things and (typically) make people choose between one of two cases or such.

Today, I think I came up with the worst idea ever.
WARNING!!!

What follows is a very sicking and depraved post.  Do not read it.  Period.  Just take my word that it is the worst thing that can be posted without getting me banned.  In fact, there's still a chance that something like this could get me banned, so I'm going to again ask all mods not to read the following post.  Mind you, the following post is 100% not meant to be taken seriously (except for the part about y'all donating to St. Jude's - you should do that), but seriously, it's really, really sick.  Really, don't read it.


Taking pictures of, say, 8 year old girls and boys, in the nude, is illegal - child pornography.

Now, if the 8 year olds are dead, they're still 8 years old - and nude photos of them would still be illegal.

But, let's say we can have these corpses perfectly preserved for 10 years - and presto, they're over 18 - and thus it would be legal to take nude photos of the bodies.

The idea is to create a website of 100% legal child-like porn.  All of the proceeds will go to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital (Probably the absolute best charitiable cause ever and one that I do seriously donate to and would highly reccomend everyone else doing the same)

I was also considering attaching stings to the bodies to create "sex" videos.  Then, I considered letting live people have sex with the corpses for video.  Finally, I decided on both.

Jesus, Bob.

But I guess what we can take from this is your 'legal' photos should be ready in a couple years?

[BlackNMild2k1]

Here we go...

I have a sick, sick mind.  So I commonly think of awful things and (typically) make people choose between one of two cases or such.

Today, I think I came up with the worst idea ever.
WARNING!!!

What follows is a very sicking and depraved post.  Do not read it.  Period.  Just take my word that it is the worst thing that can be posted without getting me banned.  In fact, there's still a chance that something like this could get me banned, so I'm going to again ask all mods not to read the following post.  Mind you, the following post is 100% not meant to be taken seriously (except for the part about y'all donating to St. Jude's - you should do that), but seriously, it's really, really sick.  Really, don't read it.


Taking pictures of, say, 8 year old girls and boys, in the nude, is illegal - child pornography.

Now, if the 8 year olds are dead, they're still 8 years old - and nude photos of them would still be illegal.

But, let's say we can have these corpses perfectly preserved for 10 years - and presto, they're over 18 - and thus it would be legal to take nude photos of the bodies.

The idea is to create a website of 100% legal child-like porn.  All of the proceeds will go to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital (Probably the absolute best charitiable cause ever and one that I do seriously donate to and would highly reccomend everyone else doing the same)

I was also considering attaching stings to the bodies to create "sex" videos.  Then, I considered letting live people have sex with the corpses for video.  Finally, I decided on both.

Jesus, Bob.

But I guess what we can take from this is your 'legal' photos should be ready in a couple years?

less than 2 years... assuming he preserved the bodies perfectly.

[Ponch]

*cough* Alright, you're comin' with me, son.

[Khushrenada]

It's the police! Quick! Everyone put on your white dude disguises and we can all get away!

[pokepal148]

Well, it didn't get you banned but an image you posted in a perfectly innocent thread of mine got it locked. I think that is about as close as you can get before getting banned and is most likely the answer to the challenge of this thread.

*raises hand*
guilty

[Oblivion]

What the ****, Uncle Bob.

[King of Twitch]

It's the police! Quick! Everyone put on your white dude disguises and we can all get away!

Everyone with a hoodie please stand over here for me-->