Author Topic: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned (Read 69147 times)

Smash_Brother · « **on:** February 13, 2006, 05:51:13 AM »

Exactly what the title says: do your worst.

I'll start with something tame: Man Faye.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2006, 07:29:37 AM »

The tricky part is "not getting banned". Does goat.cx get you banned?

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2006, 07:33:03 AM »

Granted, I don't know Ty that well, and while he seems like the type who would be genuinely difficult to offend, I think goat.cx is likely crossing the line.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2006, 07:38:42 AM »

Hahaha...Well, if Tubgirl gets you banned, then...

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2006, 07:51:34 AM »

After a quick google search, I can confidently say that tubgirl would result in a ban.

Tubcat, however, would not.

Pale · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2006, 07:58:25 AM »

This thread is inviting trouble....

of the worst kind.

Lets make a cosplay thread!

I'm kidding

UncleBob · « **Reply #6 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:00:16 AM »

I dunno, but there's no f'in way...
Check out the one with the guy holding the 4 foot cat!

-Don't direct link to images Bob -

Pale · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:02:11 AM »

Photoshop anyone?

Edit: Also, to quote Ty...

I don't think either of you actually own and run TubCat.com... >.>

Nor do I think SB owns CosplayUniverse.com

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #8 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:08:32 AM »

What does owning the domain have to do with anything?

Pale · « **Reply #9 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:12:55 AM »

Forum rule that you can't leech bandwidth by direct linking to images that aren't on your own (or Ty's) server...

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:20:40 AM »

Already fixed.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:33:40 AM »

what if we leech off of Google? they have infinite resources and unlimited bandwidth, I'm sure they don't mind.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #12 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:36:57 AM »

Google is the rich uncle of the internet. We should definitely be able to leech from them.

Pale · « **Reply #13 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:38:03 AM »

Man, I'm so new, don't ask me anything about the rules.. I'm just trying to enforce them.

UncleBob · « **Reply #14 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:41:36 AM »

wait, wait... I thought the rule was that we couldn't post images hosted on someone else's webspace... Just linking to 'em isn't allowed either?

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #15 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:44:21 AM »

PM me the link and I'll host it for you, Bob.

Just nothing which I'd be arrested for hosting, please.

Pale · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:45:18 AM »

Yeah, linking is kind of the same thing, as users who click to go view aren't actually seeing any part of their site.

Pale · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:47:17 AM »

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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
PM me the link and I'll host it for you, Bob.

Just nothing which I'd be arrested for hosting, please.

Don't forget about Ty's supercool image board that he so graciously lets everyone use...

http://www.boomnizzle.com/pgc/

UncleBob · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:58:57 AM »

I've got some space at photobucket that I use (for the few images that I care to actually post) - but, bleh. I don't wanna jump through hoops to post an image of a man holding a large dog-sized cat...

I was just under the understanding that the direct posting of pictures from other's bandwidth was not allowed since the image would be loaded *everytime* someone clicked into read the thread (and everytime they clicked to read the posted replies) - putting a much larger strain on someone's bandwidth than simply a link that someone might click once during a thread's life...

Pale · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2006, 09:07:27 AM »

You made me go back and read through the rules to make sure I was right, and sure enough...

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One point with which you need to be aware is that you are not to link to any graphic or media file that is not contained on your own personal webspace. To do so is bandwidth theft, and PGC will not be responsible for stealing the bandwidth of other websites. This is not a new rule, but again, a clarification of existing rules. Just because you CAN link to an image doesn't make it OK. Also, many sites will replace the graphic you are "leeching" with a different graphic, and these images can often be pornographic or objectionable in nature. Of course, if this happens, it is YOUR fault, and you will be banned.

That was from before images were even allowed to be inlined, so I guess there you have it...

Edit: Also, I don't want to sound like I'm going all power hungry with my new mod abilities.. :-/ Just trying to follow the rules.

UncleBob · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2006, 09:09:19 AM »

'eh, I was wrong.

Now to go make a banner picking on Pale...

Pale · « **Reply #21 on:** February 13, 2006, 09:10:35 AM »

Oh noooosss!

Also, someone do me a favor and un-hijack this thread so I feel less guilty.. =P

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #22 on:** February 13, 2006, 09:14:29 AM »

I could throw down a few more images, but I'd rather let someone else take the floor, in that regard.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2006, 01:10:21 PM »

I think I will post the exact image that is borderline and will be the scale by which all other images are judged!

Edit: I've seen pain5.jpg, the worst of gurochan, and basically a whole lot of the internet, so I don't think anyone on this forum can really gross me out if they tried. Rules is rules, though!

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2006, 01:18:13 PM »

ahahah GUROCHAN for the win. Pretty kinky stuff!

And I'd take up SUPER's offer for grossing him out, but I don't know wherer to look for the gross stuff I've seen, and I don't really care for searching for something new =\

But any of that sutff would result in a violent ban from PGC. If GFF were up I'd delve into my fat person collection, but that's pretty weak sauce.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2006, 01:26:49 PM »

Okay, I think I got it, no more violent than this, and no more sexual than like, I dunno, a couple of hot chicks making out or something.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2006, 01:27:31 PM »

I was looking through my photobucket account, but couldn't find anything ::tear:: I did find these though, which I suppose could disturb someone.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #27 on:** February 13, 2006, 01:29:09 PM »

Yeah, I think being disturbing enough to elicit a reaction from most posters while simultaneously not invoking a permaban is nigh impossible.

But then again, the whole point the thread is here is to determine the possibility of that happening.

And those are some freaky teeth...

stevey · « **Reply #28 on:** February 13, 2006, 02:33:45 PM »

What Grosser?

Dasmos · « **Reply #29 on:** February 13, 2006, 03:24:00 PM »

Arrrrgg. The third of KN's pics burns!!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2006, 07:56:58 PM »

what an ugly baby XP

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:24:18 PM »

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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
I think I will post the exact image that is borderline and will be the scale by which all other images are judged!

Edit: I've seen pain5.jpg, the worst of gurochan, and basically a whole lot of the internet, so I don't think anyone on this forum can really gross me out if they tried. Rules is rules, though!

I didn't find pain5.jpg(PM a link?) but there is some pretty crazy stuff on that site. And I bet I could gross you out but even I couldn't bring myself to look at the picture again even if I could find it. It took a while to get the image out of my head, I wouldn't want to put you or anyone else through it.

PIAC · « **Reply #32 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:42:28 PM »

Hey guys what's going on in this thread? :cool:

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I've seen pain5.jpg, the worst of gurochan, and basically a whole lot of the internet, so I don't think anyone on this forum can really gross me out if they tried.

Indeed, but they're welcome to try via PM I guess.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #33 on:** February 14, 2006, 10:46:30 AM »

This thread needs a jumpstart, and for that, we turn to the wide world of SURGERY!

Join us, won't you, for a bit of mandible reconstruction?
Not for the faint of heart
And here I thought "Face/Off" was complete BS. Looks rather possible to me...

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!!!
Not for the faint of heart

Oh, wait, maybe it was...
Not for the faint of heart
And it's big enough to acquire voting rights.

Come on, folks. Get creative on google and I'm sure you can find some things to churn the stomach.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #34 on:** February 14, 2006, 10:52:09 AM »

See, I would imagine you'd get banned for that.

Let's wait and see!

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #35 on:** February 14, 2006, 12:08:53 PM »

I edited them into links and applied the warning to each to be on the safe side.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #36 on:** February 14, 2006, 05:54:26 PM »

non of that really grosses me out, not much of anything grosses me out (except for the pic that I mentioned earlier)

anyway....

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #37 on:** February 14, 2006, 06:19:22 PM »

And I checked out pain5.jpg: yeah, anything that contains both goatse AND tubgirl is pretty damn bad...

Time to start a christian chain letter with a surprise link at the end...

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 14, 2006, 06:29:35 PM »

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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
And I checked out pain5.jpg: yeah, anything that contains both goatse AND tubgirl is pretty damn bad...

Time to start a christian chain letter with a surprise link at the end...

Someone wanna PM me a link, I already looked and don't think I found it.

ThePerm · « **Reply #39 on:** February 14, 2006, 06:32:49 PM »

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #40 on:** February 14, 2006, 06:38:45 PM »

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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1

Someone wanna PM me a link, I already looked and don't think I found it.

I sent you the link, and you'd KNOW if you found it already.

wandering · « **Reply #41 on:** February 14, 2006, 06:45:20 PM »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/disgust/index.shtml

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 14, 2006, 07:04:01 PM »

O....K..... yeah, yeah, ummmm yeah

the top right one is similar to the pic I can't look at again only it was a close up and more intense
All the rest............ seen similar, but definately not all at once. That is a winner for sure.

p.s. in reference to pain5.jpg <save your innocence and don't look it up>

Dasmos · « **Reply #43 on:** February 14, 2006, 07:51:16 PM »

Ahahahah It wasn'r that bad.

MysticGohan · « **Reply #44 on:** February 14, 2006, 08:09:29 PM »

...or was it?

Pale · « **Reply #45 on:** February 15, 2006, 03:47:03 AM »

Man, I'm scared to click anything in this thread... I can't believe you guys are actively searching out that picture.

UncleBob · « **Reply #46 on:** February 16, 2006, 01:03:00 PM »

HAHAHA! I have my revenge on Pale!

Wait, no.. it wasn't me. Really, it wasn't.

Pale · « **Reply #47 on:** February 16, 2006, 01:07:12 PM »

Please don't really email me porn, as I do most my PGC stuff from the office and don't want to get fired.

UncleBob · « **Reply #48 on:** February 16, 2006, 01:09:29 PM »

I'll delete that if you want Pale...

Pale · « **Reply #49 on:** February 16, 2006, 01:30:53 PM »

Nah, it's funny, but if I do ever actually get porn I may have to ban someone

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #50 on:** March 11, 2006, 08:53:01 PM »

Sorry, I had to bump this after finding THIS pic...

I think this one wins on creepiness factor alone. These women look like living skeletons...

nickmitch · « **Reply #51 on:** March 11, 2006, 09:33:52 PM »

Now, is this because of the 'meth' or because of the lifestyle associated with it?

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #52 on:** March 13, 2006, 07:31:32 AM »

I'd guess both, but I think only the meth can do that sort of thing to someone's face.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #53 on:** March 13, 2006, 08:17:49 AM »

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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother

I think this one wins on creepiness factor alone. These women look like living skeletons...

Then obviously you havn't seen the pain series, this isn't even in the same league, not even close.

mantidor · « **Reply #54 on:** March 13, 2006, 09:04:15 AM »

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #55 on:** March 13, 2006, 10:32:35 AM »

I've seen pain5.jpg, but the empty vacant stare of these women is, IMO, a level of creepiness that even mangled penises don't reach.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #56 on:** March 13, 2006, 12:25:41 PM »

I saw a video of a man cutting his genitalia apart.
Wasn't that gross.

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #57 on:** March 13, 2006, 12:34:13 PM »

I'm glad I'm not good enough at the internet to encounter such things.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #58 on:** March 13, 2006, 12:36:17 PM »

pain5 is just a mangled penis? That doesn't sound so bad.

MysticGohan · « **Reply #59 on:** March 13, 2006, 01:48:15 PM »

unless.... it's YOUR PENIS!!! dum dum dum

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #60 on:** March 13, 2006, 05:53:34 PM »

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Originally posted by: KnowsNothing
pain5 is just a mangled penis? That doesn't sound so bad.

That and more, but it's more gross than creepy, I think.

UncleBob · « **Reply #61 on:** April 09, 2006, 06:54:04 PM »

Here we go...

I have a sick, sick mind. So I commonly think of awful things and (typically) make people choose between one of two cases or such.

Today, I think I came up with the worst idea ever.
WARNING!!!

What follows is a very sicking and depraved post. Do not read it. Period. Just take my word that it is the worst thing that can be posted without getting me banned. In fact, there's still a chance that something like this could get me banned, so I'm going to again ask all mods not to read the following post. Mind you, the following post is 100% not meant to be taken seriously (except for the part about y'all donating to St. Jude's - you should do that), but seriously, it's really, really sick. Really, don't read it.

Taking pictures of, say, 8 year old girls and boys, in the nude, is illegal - child pornography.

Now, if the 8 year olds are dead, they're still 8 years old - and nude photos of them would still be illegal.

But, let's say we can have these corpses perfectly preserved for 10 years - and presto, they're over 18 - and thus it would be legal to take nude photos of the bodies.

The idea is to create a website of 100% legal child-like porn. All of the proceeds will go to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital (Probably the absolute best charitiable cause ever and one that I do seriously donate to and would highly reccomend everyone else doing the same)

I was also considering attaching stings to the bodies to create "sex" videos. Then, I considered letting live people have sex with the corpses for video. Finally, I decided on both.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #62 on:** April 09, 2006, 09:15:58 PM »

Isn't storing human corpses for 10 years without disposing of them illegal?

Elephantiasis is really freaking gross. Especially the scrotal version.

wandering · « **Reply #63 on:** April 09, 2006, 09:36:39 PM »

maggots are pretty gross...

UncleBob · « **Reply #64 on:** April 10, 2006, 05:09:41 AM »

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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
Isn't storing human corpses for 10 years without disposing of them illegal?

I'm sure there's some country where it wouldn't be illegal.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #65 on:** April 10, 2006, 08:31:20 AM »

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Originally posted by: wandering
maggots are pretty gross...

After seeing that you made me want to look up that video of the breast worms. It made me cringe to see worms burrowing through the flesh of a womans breast.

but you're gonna have to look up the video on your own, someone e-mailed it to me.

Dasmos · « **Reply #66 on:** April 10, 2006, 04:37:41 PM »

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Originally posted by: wandering
maggots are pretty gross...

You need to floss wandering.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #67 on:** April 10, 2006, 06:06:04 PM »

I wasn't sure who this ad was aimed towards until I read I read Uncle Bob's thoughts posted above.

Now this might not be gross at first sight, but if you think about what they are saying, you will realize that who ever gave the O.K. on this ad should have not only been fired, but be locked away in a very bad place for an undeterminable amount of time.

UncleBob · « **Reply #68 on:** April 10, 2006, 06:38:15 PM »

You'll be glad to know that the ad was fake... I looked into it...

Dasmos · « **Reply #69 on:** April 10, 2006, 06:40:22 PM »

That's what I thought, no-one would be that stupid.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #70 on:** June 22, 2011, 09:50:44 PM »

I just saw pics and video of something that has left me sick to my stomach. I've been pretty desensitized
by the internet, but OMG WTF is wrong with people!!?

Look up Krokodil
It's a new drug in Russia that is a cheap alternative to heroine. Addicts have a life span of 2 years. Causes green scaly skin and often amputation is necessary.

look up "Коаксил" on youtube or "koaksil" on daily motion if you want videos.
"krododil drug" on google if you want a few pics instead.

I honestly don't know how these people are still alive in this condition. And none of what you see will be for the squeemish or faint of heart. You have been warned. Also everything is NSFW or Anyone for that matter, but I think that went without saying.

edit: I almost forgot
MEGABUMP!!!!

Oblivion · « **Reply #71 on:** June 23, 2011, 12:10:59 AM »

God dammit. I wish I had done my drug essay on THAT drug.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #72 on:** December 06, 2011, 10:58:41 PM »

No matter how many times I see it, it looks like the hand is somehow turned palm side up. there is no way that hand is not possessed!!

Shorty McNostril · « **Reply #73 on:** December 06, 2011, 11:05:26 PM »

That is quite a talent.

ThePerm · « **Reply #74 on:** December 07, 2011, 12:15:37 AM »

i can almost do that, it hurts though, and then i have to pop my joints back into place

edit: yeah like i said I thought it was a clever edit, but now im sure its jsut a freak of nature, and I shouldnt have tried

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #75 on:** August 28, 2014, 12:34:59 AM »

OMG TIMMY!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO!!!?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #76 on:** August 28, 2014, 12:59:28 AM »

Well, it didn't get you banned but an image you posted in a perfectly innocent thread of mine got it locked. I think that is about as close as you can get before getting banned and is most likely the answer to the challenge of this thread.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #77 on:** August 28, 2014, 01:07:57 AM »

HAHAHA LOL. I'm so funny, that pic caught me off guard and made me laugh probably just as hard as the first time i posted it.

and perfectly innocent... LOL.
the pic was inspired by your OP and your implied opening pic.
it was just chocolate.... right? .....right!?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #78 on:** August 28, 2014, 01:17:41 AM »

I always thought it was funny but that day Funhouse users suddenly acquired a higher standard of comedy and pooh poohed the whole thing. That sudden demand in quality postings here sure faded fast though.

Maybe it is just me but when I look at my posts in that thread, I see nothing offensive in them so I think I'm justified in calling it innocent.

Dasmos · « **Reply #79 on:** August 28, 2014, 01:26:31 AM »

Quote from: UncleBob on April 09, 2006, 06:54:04 PM

Here we go...

I have a sick, sick mind. So I commonly think of awful things and (typically) make people choose between one of two cases or such.

Today, I think I came up with the worst idea ever.
WARNING!!!

What follows is a very sicking and depraved post. Do not read it. Period. Just take my word that it is the worst thing that can be posted without getting me banned. In fact, there's still a chance that something like this could get me banned, so I'm going to again ask all mods not to read the following post. Mind you, the following post is 100% not meant to be taken seriously (except for the part about y'all donating to St. Jude's - you should do that), but seriously, it's really, really sick. Really, don't read it.

Taking pictures of, say, 8 year old girls and boys, in the nude, is illegal - child pornography.

Now, if the 8 year olds are dead, they're still 8 years old - and nude photos of them would still be illegal.

But, let's say we can have these corpses perfectly preserved for 10 years - and presto, they're over 18 - and thus it would be legal to take nude photos of the bodies.

The idea is to create a website of 100% legal child-like porn. All of the proceeds will go to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital (Probably the absolute best charitiable cause ever and one that I do seriously donate to and would highly reccomend everyone else doing the same)

I was also considering attaching stings to the bodies to create "sex" videos. Then, I considered letting live people have sex with the corpses for video. Finally, I decided on both.

Jesus, Bob.

But I guess what we can take from this is your 'legal' photos should be ready in a couple years?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #80 on:** August 28, 2014, 01:48:47 AM »

Quote from: Dasmos on August 28, 2014, 01:26:31 AM

Quote from: UncleBob on April 09, 2006, 06:54:04 PM
Here we go...

I have a sick, sick mind. So I commonly think of awful things and (typically) make people choose between one of two cases or such.

Today, I think I came up with the worst idea ever.
WARNING!!!

What follows is a very sicking and depraved post. Do not read it. Period. Just take my word that it is the worst thing that can be posted without getting me banned. In fact, there's still a chance that something like this could get me banned, so I'm going to again ask all mods not to read the following post. Mind you, the following post is 100% not meant to be taken seriously (except for the part about y'all donating to St. Jude's - you should do that), but seriously, it's really, really sick. Really, don't read it.

Taking pictures of, say, 8 year old girls and boys, in the nude, is illegal - child pornography.

Now, if the 8 year olds are dead, they're still 8 years old - and nude photos of them would still be illegal.

But, let's say we can have these corpses perfectly preserved for 10 years - and presto, they're over 18 - and thus it would be legal to take nude photos of the bodies.

The idea is to create a website of 100% legal child-like porn. All of the proceeds will go to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital (Probably the absolute best charitiable cause ever and one that I do seriously donate to and would highly reccomend everyone else doing the same)

I was also considering attaching stings to the bodies to create "sex" videos. Then, I considered letting live people have sex with the corpses for video. Finally, I decided on both.

Jesus, Bob.

But I guess what we can take from this is your 'legal' photos should be ready in a couple years?

less than 2 years... assuming he preserved the bodies perfectly.

Ponch · « **Reply #81 on:** August 28, 2014, 01:51:33 AM »

*cough* Alright, you're comin' with me, son.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #82 on:** August 28, 2014, 02:02:32 AM »

It's the police! Quick! Everyone put on your white dude disguises and we can all get away!

pokepal148 · « **Reply #83 on:** August 28, 2014, 04:47:33 AM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on August 28, 2014, 12:59:28 AM

Well, it didn't get you banned but an image you posted in a perfectly innocent thread of mine got it locked. I think that is about as close as you can get before getting banned and is most likely the answer to the challenge of this thread.

*raises hand*
guilty

Oblivion · « **Reply #84 on:** August 28, 2014, 08:41:00 AM »

What the ****, Uncle Bob.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #85 on:** August 28, 2014, 01:51:00 PM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on August 28, 2014, 02:02:32 AM

It's the police! Quick! Everyone put on your white dude disguises and we can all get away!

Everyone with a hoodie please stand over here for me-->

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Author Topic: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned (Read 69147 times)