Mmmm. Monkey Pancakes, the Tanzania treat! Unfortunately, to free the pancakes from Curious George, the man in the yellow hat had to shoot him and put him down. But it was worth it for those delicious golden stacks even if he did get the ape flu afterwards or whatever it is that the damn dirty apes spread at the end of Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
This brings us to... Stratos Mr. Connery who's already at negative -11,000. Mr. Connery, please name a children's book.
I Am A Pole (And So Can You)
Little Bear and the Marco Polo
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
The Tale of Peter Rabbit