Author Topic: Extreme Sandwiches (Read 100264 times)

ShyGuy · « **Reply #200 on:** October 04, 2009, 03:12:35 PM »

Here's a picture of the bacon fried bread. good stuff.

EasyCure · « **Reply #201 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:26:58 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 04, 2009, 03:12:10 PM

your blood must ooze thick like primordial sludge bringing life to such delicious creations that are sure to lead to premature and complicated death.

Now I must decide between my will to live long or my need to love life whilst I shop the aisles seeking to summon forth the very beast that will lead to my untimely demise.

You sir, have done me a great disservice, yet I feel inclined to thank you.

Your arteries will get clogged, you'll get a heart attack and you'll die. Whats so complicated about that?

Now Shy', while this new creation does look mighty delicious.. how about you try something NEW new.. like some sort of EXTREME SOUP!?! I can picture it now..

You can make something extremely thick and chunky, or extremely salty that consuming it dehydrates you to the brink of death. You can serve it out of a fish tank complete with a little scuba man, treasure chest and a tiny castle. Make all those edible and you've got yourself an extreme motherfucking soup, yeah!

Dasmos · « **Reply #202 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:33:24 AM »

This latest one looks fantastic.

I might post my favourite hangover cure in here, just got to find a decent camera.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #203 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:39:17 AM »

Extreme Soups? Maybe someday. They would have to be made from scratch. I think I will stick to sandwiches for now. I skirted the edge of the definition of sandwich with hamburger. Do wraps count? How about gyros?

vudu · « **Reply #204 on:** October 05, 2009, 01:50:47 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on October 05, 2009, 10:26:58 AM

Now Shy', while this new creation does look mighty delicious.. how about you try something NEW new.. like some sort of EXTREME SOUP!?!

I want an extreme chili.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #205 on:** October 05, 2009, 02:24:01 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on October 05, 2009, 10:26:58 AM

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 04, 2009, 03:12:10 PM
your blood must ooze thick like primordial sludge bringing life to such delicious creations that are sure to lead to premature and complicated death.

Now I must decide between my will to live long or my need to love life whilst I shop the aisles seeking to summon forth the very beast that will lead to my untimely demise.

You sir, have done me a great disservice, yet I feel inclined to thank you.

Your arteries will get clogged, you'll get a heart attack and you'll die. Whats so complicated about that?

I don't have any health insurance and I'm not sure if funeral expenses would would be covered by insurance that I do have, so that would complicate things.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #206 on:** October 05, 2009, 04:14:10 PM »

Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Please keep in mind that balance must be maintained. The sandwiches are large yes, and often made of ingredients high in fat and sugar and cholesterol, but they are not consumed all at once! My typical sandwich lasts 3-4 days and is often shared with friends. I also only do these sandwiches once a month or so. Moderation is key. I enjoy milkshakes and gravy too, but I do not eat them all the time. Every once in a while I will indulge.

A balanced diet with plenty of fruits and vegetables is important as is regular exercise. This morning I did some jumping jacks and running in place for several minutes and then consumed a bowl of oatmeal before I left for work.

EasyCure · « **Reply #207 on:** October 05, 2009, 05:45:16 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 05, 2009, 02:24:01 PM

Quote from: EasyCure on October 05, 2009, 10:26:58 AM
Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 04, 2009, 03:12:10 PM
your blood must ooze thick like primordial sludge bringing life to such delicious creations that are sure to lead to premature and complicated death.

Now I must decide between my will to live long or my need to love life whilst I shop the aisles seeking to summon forth the very beast that will lead to my untimely demise.

You sir, have done me a great disservice, yet I feel inclined to thank you.

Your arteries will get clogged, you'll get a heart attack and you'll die. Whats so complicated about that?

I don't have any health insurance and I'm not sure if funeral expenses would would be covered by insurance that I do have, so that would complicate things.

Perhaps its time to invest in something with a bit better coverage? At the least, do some reasearch and see what is/isn't covered and decide if you'll take a bite from there.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #208 on:** October 05, 2009, 07:07:29 PM »

I'm waiting for a more affordable option, something more public and not so private.

EasyCure · « **Reply #209 on:** October 05, 2009, 07:36:07 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 05, 2009, 07:07:29 PM

I'm waiting for a more affordable option, something more public and not so private.

I know what you mean, I enjoy whipping out my privates in public.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #210 on:** October 05, 2009, 08:08:04 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on October 05, 2009, 07:36:07 PM

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 05, 2009, 07:07:29 PM
I'm waiting for a more affordable option, something more public and not so private.

I know what you mean, I enjoy whipping out my privates in public.

That is definitely one option....

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #211 on:** October 05, 2009, 08:15:34 PM »

Uh trying to get this back on track of food.

I remember making a desert a few years ago that had Brownies, Cheesecake filling and strawberries.
I should make that again sometime. Very tasty.

vudu · « **Reply #212 on:** October 05, 2009, 08:18:43 PM »

I once saw a man streak through a mall. Everyone was laughing and shouting. It was wild.

Anyone else ever see anything like this?

Mop it up · « **Reply #213 on:** October 05, 2009, 08:43:12 PM »

How about an extreme salad? Loaded with bacon bits.

EasyCure · « **Reply #214 on:** October 05, 2009, 08:49:30 PM »

Quote from: Maxi on October 05, 2009, 08:15:34 PM

Uh trying to get this back on track of food.

I remember making a desert a few years ago that had Brownies, Cheesecake filling and strawberries.
I should make that again sometime. Very tasty.

You're right; speaking of food and my privates, has anyone ever seen "not another teen movie"? They totally ripped off my idea for a banana split! I was so pissed when I saw that dudes junk covered in whip cream with a banana in his bum, cuz I thought of it first!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #215 on:** October 05, 2009, 09:52:42 PM »

What about that one movie Bachelor Party they were in a strip club, and the server guy brought this lady a hotdog on a platter, only it wasn't a hotdog inside the bun. Now that was an extreme sandwich.

I found the clip: http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1841
LOL

vudu · « **Reply #216 on:** October 05, 2009, 09:56:32 PM »

Ever seen Extreme Home Makeover on NBC? Show sucks and the host is a complete tool but I hear he makes an extreme sandwich.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #217 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:12:05 PM »

I hate you all. I have some pull with the mods, I should get you all banned.

EasyCure · « **Reply #218 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:28:01 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 05, 2009, 09:52:42 PM

What about that one movie Bachelor Party they were in a strip club, and the server guy brought this lady a hotdog on a platter, only it wasn't a hotdog inside the bun. Now that was an extreme sandwich.

I found the clip: http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1841
LOL

That whole movie was extreme. One of the best flicks of the era if you ask me, and that scene is one of the reasons why. Other memorable scenes... (crap i cant find the clip!) where the couple kiss under the "full moon" hahahahah. Classic.

Quote from: vudu on October 05, 2009, 09:56:32 PM

Ever seen Extreme Home Makeover on NBC? Show sucks and the host is a complete tool but I hear he makes an extreme sandwich.

They make sandwhiches on that show? Maybe i'll have to start watching.

Quote from: ShyGuy on October 05, 2009, 10:12:05 PM

I hate you all. I have some pull with the mods, I should get you all banned.

uhm.. not anymore you don't:

Quote from: NWR_Lindy on May 27, 2009, 12:24:24 PM

Quote from: ShyGuy on October 01, 2009, 03:29:40 PM
I condemn it for being on rails. That makes it a lesser being. Like a French Canadian. Le Joke! Le No Ban! Oui Oui?

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #219 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:19:10 PM »

ShyGuy please make another sandwich soon!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #220 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:20:33 PM »

I may not post any more sandwiches here.

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #221 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:32:12 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on October 05, 2009, 11:20:33 PM

I may not post any more sandwiches here.

I blame EasyCure and BlackNMild.

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #222 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:33:25 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on October 05, 2009, 11:20:33 PM

I may not post any more sandwiches here.

Good, I don't need to be tempted by them, Mr "Satan's Helper" Shyguy

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #223 on:** October 06, 2009, 01:13:09 AM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on October 05, 2009, 11:20:33 PM

I may not post any more sandwiches here.

But where else would I get craving for unhealthy midnight snacks?
You sandwiches are things of inspiration regardless of how we may tease.

EasyCure · « **Reply #224 on:** October 06, 2009, 08:36:55 AM »

I'll just have to make extreme foods of my own and bring more hits to this page. I have so many exreme ideas for:

sandwhiches
soups
stews
pastas
salads

hell i've even got an extreme lolipop idea floating around in my head!

News:

Author Topic: Extreme Sandwiches (Read 100264 times)