I am a Cute and Fuzzy Kitten.
I am so cute and cuddly and luvable and I don't see why anyone would want to lay a finger on me... you wany proof? Here's a picture:
Now you see, I'm just wandering around minding my own business when all of a sudden this really loud obnoxious guy comes in with a soccer ball and kicks it right into my face, here, I have photographic proof:
That man was named Khushrenada, who then proceeded to kick the ball right past my face and then began screaming while doing some sort of scary dance.
I'm going to go ahead and
vote khushrenada for now although I am inclined to believe that our little incident may have been an accident. A little catnip or a treat might help with that, *hint hint*
Now, I need a lap to sit on. Would someone be so nice and help A Cute and Fuzzy Kitten in need.