Topic: would you rather?

[markopolo13]

 

[Oblivion]

 

[ShyGuy]

I have defeated Bowser. Over and over...

[Pixelated Pixies]

Oh! Oh! I've got one.

Would you rather

A) Live in the Animal Crossing universe, in which you are the only human being in a village inhabited by a menagerie of animals so dumb and inane that their very existence disproves the theory of evolution.

Or

B) Earn a living as a boxer in the Punch Out!! universe, in which you have to face off against offensive national stereotypes who are far above your weight class, while receiving tutelage from a delusion former world champion who thinks chocolate is a type of flower.

?

[nickmitch]

Oh! Oh! I've got one.

Are you a:

A) Furry.

Or

B) Masochist.

?

Fixed.

[Stratos]

I'd rather be playing videogames.

[Khushrenada]

Pokemon Master. I can't think of anything better than capturing great wild animals from their natural habitats and making them live in tiny balls for the rest of their lives, only being let loose to fight other animals.

Beating Bowser's no big deal. I can beat him in Brawling, I can beat him at Karting, I can beat him at Golf. Heck, I'm probably beating him in literacy just by making this post.

So, Pokemon, y'all.